like this post for breakfast.
@coalescedDuality (A faintly glowing cloud of green smoke heralds the arrival of breakfast- a stack of 6 pancakes with syrup on the side, four slices of slightly crispy bacon, a cup of coffee with cream and sugar on the side, and a banana. The small cardboard package rotates at eye level until retrieved!)
@amazingCavity (A faintly glowing cloud of green smoke heralds the arrival of breakfast. This time it seems to be some sort of breakfast burrito- scrambled egg, breakfast sausage, a bit of tabasco sauce... chopped red pepper, a little bit of tomato, and salt and pepper on the side for taste. It rotates counterclockwise until retrieved, and plays the Zelda get item jingle when it is finally taken from midair.)
@arsenicCatnaps (A faintly glowing cloud of green smoke solidifies into breakfast for today- cheddar cheese omelette with strips of back bacon weaved into some regular bacon. It is peppered [hah] with red and green diced pepper, little bits of tomato, and comes with a glass of orange juice on the side.)
“TABASCO”: TASTE SENSATION?! SO MṴCH SPICE
It wasn't too harsh, was it? I should have put it on the side.
@barackObama (A few moments pass. A breakfast setting manifests itself into Obama's vicinity, at approximately eye level. One of those breakfast in bed trays, it holds a bowl of frosted flakes- milk on the side to be poured when retrieved, a chocolate chip granola bar, a strawberry yogurt, an apple... some toast with jam on the side and a note that reads 'touch for peanut butter- wasn't sure if you were allergic or knew anyone with allergies', and four slices of slightly chewy but clearly cooked bacon.)
@caligvlasAqvarivm (A faintly glowing cloud heralds breakfast. This one seems to be a knockoff (Read homemade) griddle cake sandwich- two thick pancakes with the syrup inside, around a bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato sandwich.)
“VEGETABLE”: NEVER HAD THE HOT ONES!!! MANY THANKS TO YOṴ
Oh fuck yeah.