Why is it that this algorithm never 8lesses me with fourteen of the same alluring women, each one more captiv8ting than the last, trailing 8ehind me like a digital entourage. Instead I arrive to find another altern8te of the slimiest man I know is following me .
I COULD BE THE FOURTEEN WOMEN OF YOUR DAYMARES. #MEANDMYTIMECLONES
Oh please, it would require fourteen of you to handle one of me. Let us see which one arrives on top. #nsfw
No worries, I shall take your arrival as a healing 8alm to my eightfold.
I imagine it would not take omniscience such as mine to understand whom you refer to, my dear Captain. I assure you that, regardless of the follow, you would be within my sight. Still, it would be rude and unbefitting of an excellent host not to give you some form of awareness that I have my turned all seeing gaze upon you.
she thinks there's an algorithm.
You are l8te to the o8serv8tion ta8le, six iter8tions of yourself have already 8eat you to that smug-monologue. You must 8e feeling so unoriginal.
Oh, of course not. That was merely an immutable fact I was stating for the record, there is no shame in repeating it. And I would expect nothing less from my counterparts but the same sort of charm I embody.
Speaking with a restraint I rarely a8andon, I suggest you divert your attention from my profile and toward the cultiv8tion of actual friendships. This spectacle of digital voyeurism of your former protégé is deeply em8arrassing for you.