just came out of surgery and still loopy off the anesthesia ama.
Kult: +49
Kull: +45
Total: 94
Ratio: 1.09
↩ @canidAnarchism[CA]
that is something people have said about me. little do they know my body is held together with tongue depressors and pipe cleaners.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! have you or anyone you know been misled by Olive Lawnring's false advertising for "Infinite Pasta"
↩ @maximizedCarnage[MC]
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well when my colleague and i ate there the pasta was not in fact infinite so i am going to sue them for false advertising and would appreciate more testimony to that effect. so no lol
↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]
aw man. I wanted infinite pasta for my lusus. hes old enough to be into that.
Kult: +7
Total: 7