I would like to apologize for the chits I made last night while under the influence of pirate swill.¹ Not that I said anything necessarily terrible, it was all simply very embarrassing and reflected poorly on me as a professional. I am considering not attending the next #fightnight as it seems I cannot be trusted to stay away from things that are not good for me², though I'll play it by ear and see if by the next time it rolls around, I have forgiven myself for being a bumbling buffoon. I will, however, not apologize to a certain tealblood with whom I had a long argument with in the replies of a chit, because it was very amusing to see how worked up he got and I still stand by that. ¹ #substance ² See the first citation.
/)i/) you have fun? /)i/) you learrn something? Then it seems like a worrthwhile experrien(e C:C
The sum you owe me is astronomical.
I don’t know what you mean. I’m keeping your tab at a reasonable googolplex.
It was fine up until you had the hooch! I just won't offer next time, hahahaha!