♠ hated by @meddlingPhilomath
#SilentRechitt
It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
This drink is tasting like walking directly into traffic without looking both ways to pedestrian flex and cause a five-buggy pileup. #WatchThisSpace
I’m not ruling it out.
Awwwwwww. So cute.
In the interest of respecting Tyzias’s time, imagine I replied in a suitably irritated fashion. + 50 Outsourcing fee
You are just asking to get a large object dropped on your skull from a great height.
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They’re saying 5’1” is the new 6’2”. #True
I am no longer entertaining #that wrigglerish exchange. I’m going to go finish this pack of Lucky Strikes before the sun rises and maybe after that I won’t want to cave anybody’s head in with a rock. #Affirmations #Again #TheyllWorkThisTime
Ok ok I hold you to it I’m going. + 2
So you have tocve next. It’s the law.
Yes, because your mind competitions are troublesome and meaningless. My mind competitions are ingenious and exciting. It’s quite simple. *____
Great. I’ve just invented a competition about this in my mind and will soon be winning it.
*a video is attached, someone hums cheerfully as they walk through a hive that is most certainly underwater in some capacity given the view from the windows as he goes down a large set of stairs. there's a rhythmic thunking sound that gets louder the lower they get, until a large pane of glass is revealed and a huge mantis shrimp esque lusus is seen to be repeatedly attempting to punch it's way through. unconcerned, the troll filming steps into view and sticks his tongue out at the camera. terran. somewhat unexpectedly he looks worse for wear, there are certainly more cuts and bruises visible on his face and arms, but then the focus shifts to the real subject of this video. larkso is sat in the corner of this large, empty room with his arms tied behind his back while he glowers up at the camera like a trapped squeakbeast. despite the bruises and various injuries evident on his body, his clothes are perfectly pristine like he'd been forced to change into something nicer for his attendance at clurch. there is no tape over his mouth but he doesn't speak even when directly told to. once again terran comes into view to roll his eyes at the camera, and just before the video ends something metallic glints behind larkso's back.* #violence #nsfwe
A non-comprehensive list of fictional legislacerators ranked by, well, you know. If you’d like to argue, you may do so with the wall. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1412.jpeg
gotta go bros he's here :o))) it's finally time to throw the fuck down
i shoulda never listened when he asked to put the tattoo on his hip that's my bad. it's gonna go on his throat this time fuuuuuck i shoulda brought my equipment
insideeee :o) *attached is a photo of a man smiling handsomely at the camera, his tongue poking out playfully to reveal a piercing similar to the one larkso is known to wear. the real subject of the photo is the background though, shadowy as it is it looks uncomfortably familiar to anyone who has ever seen the inside of larkso's hive. terran is already wielding his brass knuckles.*
figures he's been throwin that tight little nook around enough that he's got a lil forcefield of whiteknighting bitchmade lowbloods. ain't shit to me when i throw down i throw down hard #nsfwe #violence
I don’t know what you mean. I’m keeping your tab at a reasonable googolplex.
The sum you owe me is astronomical.
YEARNING? And here I was starting to think you entirely lacked a sense of humor.
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UGH, I TOLD YOU TO STAND RIGHT THERE. + 500 Now I have to carry this brick hive fee
ALL THAT AND I’M STILL ENTIRELY TOO SOBER. Rectifying this POST-HASTE. *____
I am going to make a slideshow presentation of all of tonight’s greatest hits.
WHICH WE DON’T HAVE TO BE, BTW. WE CAN BOTH LEAVE AT ANY TIME. AT THE SAME TIME, EVEN. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR EITHER OF US IN THIS LOCATION. YOU ARE BEING WILLFULLY OBTUSE.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO GET IN THE RING WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT IT. YOU’RE the one who’s meant to be taking off your shirt and participating in a crowing cluckbeast fight for my amusement. *I* would not make such savagery PUBLIC where everyone and their lusus can watch. I merely dutifully cheer when somebody else does.
I want to kill you really bad. Very badly do I want to kill you.
YOU CAN’T PREEMPTIVELY CHARGE ME A LOSERS FEE I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE ANYTHING. + 500 SHUT UP.
Hmmmmmmmm. Right. Well, I must agree it *is* terribly boring by now. I don’t know how much longer I can stand loitering around. + 800 Copying my fee fee
Gravitate? Towards you? And your positively thrilling social skills, such as squinting blindly at your palmhusk screen? I can hardly even understand what letterjumbles you’re attempting to string together. I’m so looking forward to raking you over the coals for this show of incompetence.
You are significantly dumber than me. I am *not* going to make a scene, so don’t you dare start. + 10% interest rate per second + 10 Who the hell is your little friend
It changes nothing about anything *I* said either. So there. Now give me your wallet. *____
I don’t care how much you want to get your paws on me, I’m NOT getting in the ring like a BARKBEAST in front of a LIVE AUDIENCE. And I DARE you to try saying anything of the sort to Petroa, see how far it gets you. My clients know my character. *____ + 8716292839283928472837837482838374727472747274728289202039484838272727616263637384949493928727374839202002847374636272829040404837272625525252839394838272636272882489394844772729203483772819392947373828939393 YOU PUT A ‘W’ IN THE FEE IT’S NULL AND VOID.
You already look like a fool. I’m going to have to peel your shell off the floor with a scraper. + 2838394839483837282849034892832737478347733575293892838283828493848384948493849384939493948384727263443647733783 You are going to be paying this debt off for a LIFETIME¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹
*I* LOOK RIDICULOUS? COME SAY IT TO MY EXPRESSION PLATEAU. *____ + 7383748384929483748484993949484844 You are EMBARRASSINGLY¹ envious of my innovative²³ use of in-citation citations⁴⁵⁶
I can SEE WITH MY EYES. It’s called multitasking. ¹ ¹ The performance of multiple tasks at one time; “The job requires a person who is good at multitasking.” ¹ ¹ See, I can do it too. Check it, here’s another. ¹ ¹ + 40000000000001
+ 400000000000 FIND SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DOBEFORE I FIND IT FOR YOU.
PARDON ME? YOU PUT THAT CHARGE DOWN RIGHT NOW MISTER. + 4001 Don’t TEST me or I’LL start making citations
Wow. You are so collected, and I believe in your ability to remain composed for the foreseeable future. Swoon. + 100 Lying fee
I’M. Going to ring up every typo you’ve made into an itemized bill and present it to you when you’re hungover. *____
You’re almost bearable when you’re drunkenly shouting like a wild animal.
There is NOTHING wrong with hitting the ugly Animal Crossing villagers with nets/axes/shovels/other implements until they miserably flee the subgrub. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. *____
#NowWatching https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_4280.png
#Inspiring #Motivational #Business #MeRN #HopeMyClientDoesn’tDieButIfHeDoesAtLeastI’mInTheWill https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0977.jpeg
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
Hmmm. I’m getting the feeling I’m about to be attacked with a painfully abridged historical proceedings tome.
The air horn always works. #MyAirHorn
Sorry, I can’t pay attention to whatever fantasy about me you’re creating. I’m busy watching the Grim Reaper put your Sim out of its misery.
Hmm.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPSOED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION
Big night. Big payday. I might be a little dtunk. Who’s counting.
HELLO??????????????
i can't tell one enormmmmous cloven hoofbeast frommmm the other, it's a real wwwweakness on mmmmy part
???!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!!!????!!!?!?!?!?!!
Right, right. I’ll pretend to believe that to preserve your tender ego. Whoever that troll may be, you do a poor job at acting like you don’t care about their activities. They might begin to consider it flattery.
Spent an hour getting lectured by a cholerbear, and somehow Tyzias calls *my* lusus a piece of work. I’m not going into the office tomorrow or I’ll explode.
JEALOUS?????? + 1500 Don’t FLATTER yourself!!!
I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.
I actually agree. You should stop posting them where anyone can see them and send them to jsut me directly. Just*.
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#Goodlight https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0627.png
You know what. I’m calm. I’ve calmed down. None of it even matters. Aww. Two lusus pictures in one night. Isn’t she just adorable. *____ https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0608.jpeg
You can shut up too. + 500 Pithy idiot fee
I am going to find a suitable blunt object. And then I am going to kill him with it.
Hmm. Interesting hypothesis, but I’d say it’s more likely that the culprit is somebody who can’t go thirty ticks without obsessing over my own personal chitts but is too cowardly to admit it, much less do anything about it besides lurk behind a screen and refresh my account. I wonder at the quality of the droning drivel that individual must post.
I agree with this sentiment!
Wow. This seems very frustrating, Galekh. Coincidentally, I do have a long line of hate react notifications on my own posts from a user who seems to be unable to do anything but blindly press the spade button. If I were speaking to that person, I might suggest they learn to take what they dish.
And of course, “up” is basically the worst place for the jig to be.
You literally look like this BTW. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0570.jpeg
be careful you're beginning to be coherent
You should bring him back. I’d prefer hearing what he has to say.
By one’s own petard is the most classic way to be hoisted.
You honestly don’t realize just how many people’s heads are the perfect shape and make to throw staplers at until you take the time to really look. Nature is so beautiful.
What do you know. Lack of opposable digits be damned, that weasel can mix a stiff beberage. I mean beverage*.
I can’t believe I have to say this, but do NOT contact me for representation regarding injuries obtained during the performance of muscle theater. If you’ve been gored, speared, impaled, or otherwise maimed in the confines of the ring, there is absolutely nothing I or anyone can do for you. *____
Some people’s ultimate destination in the grand scheme of things is to become an hors d’oeuvre for His Honorable Tyranny, and that’s okay. We all have a unique purpose. #Inspiring
Evidenced by the length of every post, you’ve shared more than enough of your thoughts already.
#nookonmainmonday Has Barely Even Taken Off. You Aren't Prepared For Tonight's Festivities. #nsfw
I hate when opposing counsel genuinely thinks they deserve to live.
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png
I’m sure these innocent aliens you’re inflicting yourself will adore you until they get to know you. As I already know enough, I see no need to humor you with behavior befitting a legislacerator. Maybe I will whenever you admit that *I’ve* obviously clouded *your* judgement, seeing as instead of attending to all of these pressing matters you’ve made up, you’re clogging up my feed with your unsubtle bids for my attention.
Get over yourself. If I *was* (which I was not), it would only be because of your particularly irksome behavior. Don’t start letting it go to your head, it’s already big enough. *____ + 100 Stalking my Chittr fee
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0503.jpeg
Although your confidence in your defensive perimeter is an admirable trait, you are most certainly a participant. Truly, it is the sort of diligence one hopes to see in a creature so fond of enumerating contingencies. Your theater of deterrence is quite adorable. Lights, colors, and sounds! A performance designed to repel and announce. You have made a small, almost charming assumption. I do not need to enter. You describe motion sensors, chemical reprisals, auditory alarms. All of these instruments react to a presence, to intrusion, to the crude, physical insistence of a body crossing a threshold. One might call it provincial. Elaborate, Galekh Xigisi. When you last misplaced something, did an intruder place it there? Or did you simply fail to notice when it ceased to be where you believed it was? As for your final inquiry, the matter of my legibility. I find it is not the responsibility of the author to accommodate the inattentive eye. Rather, it is a useful filter. Those who are willing to adjust themselves to perceive my messages have already demonstrated the pliability and willingness to engage in my terms and play by my rules. Which, as it happens, is the only prerequisite for playing. Now then. Do try to recall where you last everything exactly as it should be. You may find something has become misaligned.
\) -•-Sounds like we need more naked posting then.-•- (/