Troll Tom Lehrer

2 months ago

No stinking badges!

This user ain't got no badges. They don't need no badges! This user doesn't have to show you any stinking badges!

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c01adecff809.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Crowbar

2 months ago

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

@crowbarFelt[CF]

We get birds down da chimney in the manor all the time. Managed to stop it when I set up bird feeders around da woods. It's annoyin' scroungin' up feed to fill 'em with, but, beats having the fellas freak out when a bird flies around.

des

2 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGodbird[TG]

i thought you wanted sticks in your chimney

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

2 months ago

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Are you doing anything for lunch today?

des

2 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGodbird[TG]

dont think so ive just been laying around and trying to stretch my wings today

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

2 months ago

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Would you like me to come pick you up, we can grab a bite and then we can go to Central Park so you can float around for a while.

des

2 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGodbird[TG]

well id feel shitty if i said no to you about lunch again so yea we can hang but if anyone asks if i want breadcrumbs im losing my shit

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

2 months ago

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I give you permission to peck their eyes out if they ask that.

des

2 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGodbird[TG]

sweet