← @partlyOverdosed

straight up criminal h(o)w hard it is t(o) find a g(o)(o)d b(o)uncer these days

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Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00

「 I might know a guy. ⥮

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[oh!]~ [my]~ [friend]~ [azkrel]~ [iz]~ [a]~ [great]~ [knight,]~ [he]~ [could]~ [probably]~ [help!]~ [he'z]~ [not]~ [on]~ [chittr,]~ [though]~ [:{]

🍌- EXCUSE ME but can you pay me in bananas? Genuine question!

h(o)(o)k a hatchneighb(o)r up 🙏

「 I'll see if I can get in touch with him for you. ⥮

buddy needs t(o) get with the times if he wants w(o)rk

i dunn(o), fuckin pr(o)bably

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🍌- TELL YOU WHAT, once I take care of K.Rool I'll be a bouncer for whatever club you've got going. I'll just need a full barrel of bananas once every 15 nights.

u have a deal as l(o)ng as u can smash any pr(o)blem tr(o)lls int(o) paste f(o)r me [imp(o)rtant]

🍌- I gotta tell ya, they're gonna look like fruit smoothies when I'm done with em. *Seth Rogen laugh*

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