Diviti [Mother fucking] Cuario
@partlyOverdosed
#1 party h(o)st (o)n alternia, g(o)t m(o)re pull and bitches than y(o)u ever will 🤙 [she/they]
@dr(o)nes give that guy a kiss g(o)(o)dm(o)rning
@dr(o)nes expl(o)de that guy's shame gl(o)bes
-- Rude!! Don't Do That!!
passing the FUCK (o)ut. d(o)n't f(o)rget that i'm better than u [the (o)ne reading this] in every c(o)nceivable way x(o) ✨
♯incorrect my kult score is ♯wayhigher ♯loser
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get mogged buddy
straight up criminal h(o)w hard it is t(o) find a g(o)(o)d b(o)uncer these days
[oh!]~ [my]~ [friend]~ [azkrel]~ [iz]~ [a]~ [great]~ [knight,]~ [he]~ [could]~ [probably]~ [help!]~ [he'z]~ [not]~ [on]~ [chittr,]~ [though]~ [:{]
🍌- EXCUSE ME but can you pay me in bananas? Genuine question!
h(o)(o)k a hatchneighb(o)r up 🙏
🍌- TELL YOU WHAT, once I take care of K.Rool I'll be a bouncer for whatever club you've got going. I'll just need a full barrel of bananas once every 15 nights.
u have a deal as l(o)ng as u can smash any pr(o)blem tr(o)lls int(o) paste f(o)r me [imp(o)rtant]
🍌- I gotta tell ya, they're gonna look like fruit smoothies when I'm done with em. *Seth Rogen laugh*
haters will say the cull c(o)unt is fake 👎
my legislacerat(o)r has advised me t(o) amend previ(o)us statements and clarify (o)nly l(o)wbl(o)(o)ds will be getting culled if they sh(o)w up with(o)ut an rsvp [and maybe midbl(o)(o)ds if the b(o)uncer gets b(o)red] highbl(o)(o)d fam is safe u g(o)t VIP status #STAYINFORMED #BLOODBASH #DIVITIDAY
no. equa𝑙 opportunity cu𝑙𝑙ing. we are a𝑙𝑙 equa𝑙 under the unforgi𝑣ing b𝑙ade of tyranny. and a𝑙so punctua𝑙ity i guess
d(o)n't f(o)rget t(o) rsvp f(o)r the bash this weekend bc we're culling any(o)ne wh(o) sh(o)ws up after we reach capacity #LMAO
That2 d3ad 3nt3rtainm3nt
yea i just said, we're culling the stragglers [there will als(o) be a GAUNTLET (o)f slamspeakers and a c(o)uple cl(o)wns wh(o) might d(o) s(o)me c(o)(o)l shit idk]