Diviti [Mother fucking] Cuario
@partlyOverdosed
#1 party h(o)st (o)n alternia, g(o)t m(o)re pull and bitches than y(o)u ever will 🤙 [she/they]
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS DO YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBER IT IS? IT HAPPENS TO BE A NUMBER BETWEEN 450 AND 850, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A NUMBER THAT IS BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBER I'M THINKING OF?
straight up criminal h(o)w hard it is t(o) find a g(o)(o)d b(o)uncer these days
[oh!]~ [my]~ [friend]~ [azkrel]~ [iz]~ [a]~ [great]~ [knight,]~ [he]~ [could]~ [probably]~ [help!]~ [he'z]~ [not]~ [on]~ [chittr,]~ [though]~ [:{]
🍌- EXCUSE ME but can you pay me in bananas? Genuine question!
h(o)(o)k a hatchneighb(o)r up 🙏
🍌- TELL YOU WHAT, once I take care of K.Rool I'll be a bouncer for whatever club you've got going. I'll just need a full barrel of bananas once every 15 nights.
u have a deal as l(o)ng as u can smash any pr(o)blem tr(o)lls int(o) paste f(o)r me [imp(o)rtant]
watch me crack every ♯boneinmybody ♯mybody
@partlyOv3rdo23d tbh! Th3r3 ar3 way too many moth3rfuck3r2 that lik3d thi2 and th3 lack of 23arch doom2 m3 onc3 mor3. What hav3 I don3 ;A; I think iv3 233n you around a coupl3 tim32 and you 233m cool 3nough. You lik3d th3 po2t and play3d along though 2o your3 cool in my book and not a 2car3dy cat lo23r lik3 th3 p3opl3 who didnt
it'll d(o). i expect m(o)re respect (o)n my name in the future
LMAO my bad talk to m3 mor3 th3n 2o I know who tf you ar3
Anyone on here prongbuggy :CertifieD:?
let me kn(o)w if y(o)u find (o)ne, i c(o)uld use (o)ne t(o)(o) 😈
Oh and just to state. I do serve anyone on either end of the hemospectrum, rustblood to fuschia. My doors are open~
free up a day (o)r tw(o) after the weekend's (o)ver, i'll have s(o)me w(o)rk f(o)r u
Any specific thing I'll be needing? Generic cleaning job, or something more 'deep' cleaning? I have supplies for any situation!
DEEP cleaning, bring everything shit's g(o)nna check every mess b(o)x p(o)ssible, guaranteed
#nsfw (Genetic fluid mentioned) Genetic fluid ✅ Blood ✅ Corpses 🟨 Got it!
my legislacerat(o)r has advised me t(o) amend previ(o)us statements and clarify (o)nly l(o)wbl(o)(o)ds will be getting culled if they sh(o)w up with(o)ut an rsvp [and maybe midbl(o)(o)ds if the b(o)uncer gets b(o)red] highbl(o)(o)d fam is safe u g(o)t VIP status #STAYINFORMED #BLOODBASH #DIVITIDAY
no. equa𝑙 opportunity cu𝑙𝑙ing. we are a𝑙𝑙 equa𝑙 under the unforgi𝑣ing b𝑙ade of tyranny. and a𝑙so punctua𝑙ity i guess
d(o)n't f(o)rget t(o) rsvp f(o)r the bash this weekend bc we're culling any(o)ne wh(o) sh(o)ws up after we reach capacity #LMAO
yea i just said, we're culling the stragglers [there will als(o) be a GAUNTLET (o)f slamspeakers and a c(o)uple cl(o)wns wh(o) might d(o) s(o)me c(o)(o)l shit idk]