「 No matter what I do I get given shit unless I'm offering advice on baked goods, apparently. ⥮
「 On one hand, I get it. On the other hand, I'm going to slam my head into a table a few times until I feel less like exploding. ⥮
「 Oh for fuck's sake he's about to start telling me how terrible I am for the crime of being hatched a highblood, isn't he. ⥮
「 Every time you hate one of these you confirm for me further that you're about to leave red miles in the replies. I love (hate) it here. ⥮
Perhaps no+t everything is abo+ut yo+u.