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i'm ngl clowns are fucked up scary bullshit especially thr way they're basically 10ft tall or w/e but they do be hot nothin like spending a couple sweep or whatever being terrified they were gonna pop me like a grape and now im like nah they can get it actually #suggestive
Every time I play The Sims I start my Sim with a painting goblin, which has green skin and the traits “likes art” and “likes to be alone.” Then I build a secret respiteblock in the basement for the painting goblin, send him into it, and remove the stairs and door. The only things in the block are a recuperacoon and an easel. All he does is paint over and over. Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I click downstairs and sell whatever painting he’s made. My Sims never find out about the terrible secret source of their fortune living beneath their hive.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S WHAHAT'S UP BABY. THAHAT'S WHAHAT'S UP.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOO WHAHAT'S UP MUTHAHAFUCKERS, LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BOOFED IN THE PAN THAHAT YOUR AGGRAVATION SPONGE MELTS OUT OF YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING EARS. OR IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. ALSO LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. :o) #substance #nsfw
I need to invest in this. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0833.png
need to rewatch troLL jennifer's body again at some point. weird eviL women save me. save me weird eviL women...
dude are LimebLoods reaL? thats wiLd.
Me being crazy has nothing to do with the fact that there was a frog titty picture. Both things can be and are true.
>> ¡s there rea11y any other way to ch¡tt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A-MUTHAHAFUCKING-MEN.
⚇ Hilarities 12:82 ⚇ "Rule of comedy number 15- it is always funny when blood is spilled. Slapstick saves souls." #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
:o) Church, sister.
:o) Though I have been laid low recently to the depths of deepest despair :o) There are, in fact, silver linings to the grief. :o) May the Messiahs always grace you with silver motherfucking linings.
walk1n 1n 2 da funct10n zmell1n l1ke z0p0r and w1t my g00py zleepha1r cruzt1n up az 1 dry 0ut
"= good night. leaving cupe. post sopor shower never hits but i have to do it. imagine if slime left you stained green would that be fucked up or what. ="
the people vwant to knovw and i vwill answver: no i do not say "ouch ovw owvie my cronuts" if i get kicked in the nads and if i did it wvas only the one time