THIS IS NOT A VERIFIED DRIP TIP BUT IVE HEARD AND THIS IS ONLY A RUMOR SO FAR BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT GIRLS ARE REAL! I CANNOT VERIFY THIS CLAIM AT THIS TIME BUT I JUST THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW #THETRUTHISOUTTHERE
BUT BOSS! WHAT IF HE BITES ME! I DONT WANT TO GET BIT BOSS IT HURTS!
If girls weren't real, I wouldn't be able to exist as I am now. And as far as I'm aware, I am in fact existing as I am now, by definition. Therefore, it's reasonable to reject the hypothesis that girls aren't real.
OKAY IM LEARNING THANK YOU DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WISH TO ADD TO THE RECORD BEFORE I TURN OFF THE TAPE RECORDER?
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