in the city today. straight up eating it. and by it? i mean the recently returned troll #subway 5 caegar footlong #notanad
-=[whatkind_☺]=-
...i w(.ᐟ)uld say...there are better places...t(.ᐟ) (.ᐟ)bsess (.ᐟ)ver...but (.ᐟ)pti(.ᐟ)ns...may be limited...s(.ᐟ)...y(.ᐟ)u get that f(.ᐟ)(.ᐟ)tl(.ᐟ)ng...king...
name one
...five tr(.ᐟ)lls...maybe...if y(.ᐟ)u can aff(.ᐟ)rd it... (.ᐟ)r (.ᐟ)live garden...but (.ᐟ)nly...f(.ᐟ)r the breadsticks... the rest (.ᐟ)f their f(.ᐟ)(.ᐟ)d...sucks ass...
the one with the fuckin meatballs and shit in it. with cheese. rubs my big fucking belly
fun fact: the breadsticks at olive garden are just "okay". they lure you in with incredible breadsticks, but they'RE middling the first time you eat them. this is so they can trick you into eating the rest of their food which is filled with pan-altering chemicals designed to make you crave olive garden breadsticks, robbing you of your caegars as you continue to return, and growing their company'S stock exponentially.
...l(.ᐟ)l...i like that the(.ᐟ)ry... it w(.ᐟ)uld explain why...the rest (.ᐟ)f their f(.ᐟ)(.ᐟ)d...tastes like t(.ᐟ)mat(.ᐟ)es...with a side (.ᐟ)f cardb(.ᐟ)ard... ...i will need...t(.ᐟ) get my pan checked...f(.ᐟ)r micr(.ᐟ)breadsticks...but it's n(.ᐟ)t like...i can aff(.ᐟ)rd t(.ᐟ) eat there...anyway...
stay woke. don'T let them get you. unless it'S subway because at least their food fucks
-=[ffuugghhk rubs your bellytoo hehevhreh_☺]=-