
batteries taste better than expected

Batteries rock I love how they tingle

no fr, they're crunchy too!

Particularly love when they get all swollen I drink them like juice boxes

im not allowed to eat batteries anymore unless i buy them myself. its less about the flavor for me and more about the experience.

i have gotta try this
I don't know why I expect better, at this point. We're one step removed from puttin' button batteries up our nose and wondering why everything smells suspiciously burnt. Anybody here ever try sticking a fork in an outlet? Better yet, have we experimented with wearing our heaviest clothes and jumping into a lake? Super fascinated with the potential outcome of this stuff. Let me know.

You need the lithium ones they put in computers and shit

i throw my used car batteries in the lake though

