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nighttime caffeine my beloved
DIRT: IN MOST CASE IT INFERIOR TO SAND BṴT ITS "CLṴMP" FACTOR MṴCH MORE POTENT THIS POBICO WILL ADMIT
awww thank you i knew that but i love hearing it
dont lie it looks refreshing to dip a beak into these puddles
Well I'll be. She has a coin purse of worms and "dirt so they can play and stuff"
:33< then mew can hear colors
i will GO AT LENGTHS to make sure i am known to the people...
m3 tryin 2 typ3 rn fr
bor≡d as fuckkk im g≡tting pizza
print("hi guys")
:33 < meow meow baby
mOtHeRfUcKeR GoT A WaY WiTh wOrDs, ShIt i lIkE HoW I YaP On tOo. (o:
nOd nOd i fUcK WiTh tHe cRuNcH
fEeLiN LiKe vErY FuCkIn wHiMsIcAl tOnIgHt. ScUtTlIn aNd sKeDaDdLiN. (O:
yA KnOw i tHiNk sO ToO! fOlKs dOn't wAnNa fUcKiN LiStEn tO Me. ThEy jUsT AiN'T ReAdY FoR ScUtTlInG InTo gOoD ViBeS! (O:
rIgHt!! nOt sOmEtHiN YoU CaN JuSt dO WiTh tWo lEgS. fUn tO SaY ToO. mAd fUcKiN WhImSiCaL.
yEaH! sEe wHaT AlL ThE ScUtTlIn's aBoUt
mAyBe. BuT LiKe nOt fOrEvEr. BuT AlSo .... FuCkIn mAyBe fOrEvEr.
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bowl of mysterious soup for dinner cause who give a fuck anymoor
Nah, but thank you I appreciate it.
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>+. COVERED IN DIRT AND PERHAPS WORMS .+<
new pꙮtiꙮn that makes yꙮu taste like cinnamꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
every day i have trouble keepin up wiff da plot
meow.
everything
ii've actually 2een that one.
:33 < nyes here's one fur mew <3
i heard nepeta is supurr cute and efurryone loves her :00 < rumor
:33 < did mew guys knyow that i'm soft and squishable and supurr fun to cuddle??
i lovve all my friends…
:33 < clawnsidering getting kittytime tattooed to my furhead. :33 < do mew guys think thats a good idea?
▲i contain multitudes▼ ▲Of #substances▼
Oh. sweet, what’s up fellow. mycology maestro. I don’t know what kinda. mushrooms you mean but if they. taste good sure
yes… totally!
yes…book!
sometimes drinks could use more worms and im here to make that happen the drinks in my fridge can be trusted
worm latte
>:εε m3ow m3ow prr! ;33 ~
its hard not to miss him now and again :/ thank you for listening
i kinda wish there were more events to go to that were just like casual chill sit and vibe type shits the whole point of me being here is to scope things out and get to know folks but i dont really see a whole lot going on on the reg that wouldnt be weird stickin my nose into or just otherwise isnt my scene (no shade to sicknastysundays or w/e but just aint for me ydig) and i aint got the wherewithall to be hosting especially since im supposed to be studying the multiverse, not inviting the multiverse to earth z
i need 2 get FUCKED UP rn #substance
Now, this is much 8etter, isn't it? Long overdue, I know. I wish upd8ing my picture hadn't 8een such a lengthy process. Alas! I'm pleased to meet you all properly. ::::)
(( mun actually eats bubblegum dont kill me okay
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Mhm! (＾▽＾) —— (˘ ³˘)
struggling to get up off the ground: but... we... stay... silly!!!!
back to minecraft baby.
nooooo im srs hehe
we stay silly
itts cool i gett itt. butt ha, maybe i should come ontto land more if tthatts tthe case. if notthing else ttheres more people
no itts cool i dontt care. congratts on nevver killing tthough!
⊹ ALL T#E TIME!! But s⟡metimes, t#at can be #ard, s⟡ taking ⟡ne small step at a time is still just as g⟡⟡d! ⊹
should prlly state back on my bs means im chillin w a lemonade n replayin undertales tru pacifist route an not that im doin dumb shit rn
the drOnEs hAvE bEEn fUckin cOwArds lAtEly. dUnnO whats up with that but im gEttIn AwAy with a lOttA shit for AbsolutEly frEE this wIpE.
i didnt look when i picked out my spoon and im ecstatic to tell you i got my favorite one completely by chance (sugar spoon)
Hah! Thank you for that. Nobody should do what they don't want to, after all!
:)
haha fuck yeah dude that sounds fun i had enough #substance yesterday but i'll keep it in mind
fuck yEAh we can be bUddiEs hAhA. i get that. it's a fUckIn mIlE a mInutE with me. wElcomE AboArd.
☆OKay nose definitely isn’t broKen thanK goodness but I might’ve gotten in a fight? Honestly Kant remember much of last light☆
i am man enough to admit that i am not usually That Guy, but i am Him every single fucking day.
∻I identify as a gambler my pr☢n☢uns are all/in∻
hAhahahA i fuck with yOU man yOu'rE chill as hell
Everybody please thank your local Jade. The caverns are a lot of work.
Wh0 is up h4ving 4 g00D night? :D
H@h@ Th@t'$ Very Kind Of You, Th@nk$ :-] I'm H@ppy I Got H@ppy Too
Oh, Nothing E$peci@77y Cr@zy By W@y Of Circum$t@nti@7 Ch@nge$. Ju$t. Met $ome Fo7k$ Who've Were P@rticu7@r7y Good @t We@$e7ing Into My Pu$her H@h@. Fe7t $trong7y Enough It $eemed $en$e7e$$ Not To @ctu@77y Pur$ue It. H@ven't Regretted It, @t 7e@$t.
Perhaps I should put some scaretrolls up to demarcate my preferred area of land... ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆
hAhA yEAh. i mEAn clowns ArEn't rEAlly all that scary if yOU know what yOu'rE dOIn. thEy'rE drUnkEn dUmbassEs most of the tImE and yOU can pull bAsicAlly AnythIng OUt from UndEr thEIr nOsE if yOU UsE EnoUgh cOnvincIng words and thEatrIcs. sOmetimEs yOU can just tAkE ImportAnt shit from em and they just don't nOticE or cArE it's hIlarioUs. that sAId, I'vE had a few clOsE shAvEs. AlmOst AlwAys get AwAy with it thOUgh. bEcausE i'm the fUckIn best.
my rObOt leg is so kIckAss man. i lOvE this fUckIn thing.
𝒯𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓃, Being as I am rarely permitted to exit my employer's estate without a chaperone, he has expressed concerns regarding the meeting of my social needs. While I do not often feel troubled by such matters, I am of course inclined to trust his superior judgment. As such, and to save him the trouble of properly socializing me himself, I have selected this website as my avenue of choice. I thank you, the Chittr populace, in advance for your time and whatever attention you may deign to spare me. 𝒮𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎, 𝒯.𝐹.
{[ I am IN MY ELEMENT HAHAHAHAHAHA ]}√
[fordoomedBouncer uploaded a photo!] [ *It's a simple selfie of her lounging back against her lusus. Iz herself is a big buff woman with hair in a no nonsense bob, eyepatch, and nubby bear ear-like horns. Around her face and along her neck look to be...tattoos? Markings of some kind. While they don't move, they give off the impression that they're not in the same spot as they were before. Her uncovered purple eye is focused on the camera. She has a chill grin on her face, prominent fangs poking her lower lip. She is dressed in an unfamiliar two-piece uniform in blacks and greys with the markings of MG in violet in stylized alternian on the shoulder, no personal sign. She looks brawny, built, and big in stature. Her free hand not holding the camera is petting her lusus. *Her lusus in question is a huge bear, also seeming to be missing the same eye as the one Iz has the eyepatch over. She is curled up, head resting near where Iz's side is, looking at the camera. They look to be under a tarp tent during the day* ] G☾t inside just in time t☾light. Me and B☾risa say hell☾ ʕxᴥ•ʔ
No, But That Was Funny So You Specifically Have Earned Ten Minutes In The Canoe.
canoe at least tell me why?
they love me for my good advice positive mindset and awful puns