Kryqus Coonfessioons part #7 Anoonymoous:«Are yoour tits massive oor» Me: Noo. This page is really run by a chud. Voomit inducing phootoo proooof is attached Anoonymoous:«yoou are insufferable and entertaining. coontinue. alsoo, uuuuhhhh. what is yoour favoorite vehicle.» Me: Thank yoou this is what i am trying too reach with my internet presence <3 Proobably a subway train because as a highblooood i coonsider sitting doown right next too a nervoous broonzeblooood in an empty carriage my direct respoonsibility Anoonymoous:«BULGEE DIAMEETEER AS MEEASUREED WITH MEEASURINGCООIL ARООUND THEE BASEE #NSFW» Me: The oonly bulge diameter measurement knoown too me is the Moountain Dew boottle neck. Needless too say it dooes noot fit 8/ Trying Gatoorade next @unfooreseenFragment:«I coonfess I was asked too run tests oon yoour evil oorb too ensure it woouldn’t bloow yoou up oor soomething. It was interesting, thoough I didn’t actually learn that much aside froom that it will almoost certainly noot bloow yoou up.» Me: Doon't yoou dare too toouch my precioous evil oorb ever again. Alsoo if it ends up bloowing me up trust me i will try too sue yoou Anoonymoous:«have yoou ever coonsidered proosthetic hoorn attachment too make yoour hoorns symmetrical» Me: This requires way toooo much effoort foor soomething that is such a noon fucking issue soo noo. Even if i doo have any coomplexes believe me it's definitely noot aboout my hoorns size Anoonymoous (yeah right):«↗️WHAT IS YООUR PREFERRED METHООD ООF DISCIPLINING A HYPООTHETICAL UNRULY EMPLООYEE.↗️» Me: Yoou knoow these loong and flexible metal 50 cm rulers? Too tame a unruly stallioon i'd whip oone oof these bad booys with a looud slap like a fucking ringmaster Finally doone with the coonfessioons atm but if yoou want too yoou're always welcoomed too leave a noote in my pinned foorm #kryquspoosting
This is proobably the first time in histoory that soomeoone has uttered such a sentence. Doo yoou have moore
Yeah I gotta sscuttle down to tthe disspenssary but I'll tthink of ssome on tthe way back
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Nvm i've heard that a thoousand times befoore
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Impress me
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Dm that too me
y0u have a 10t 0f hair
A well knoown fact!