
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #1 Anoonymoous: «Ooh Kryqus I'm hoopelessly in loove with yoou.» Me: Thanks Himeroo much appreciated Anoonymoous: «iithink yoouure reallyy cooool but iget shy talkingbtoo yoou soometimes hehe» Me: Thanks Kaikka althoough i doon't see a single reasoon too be shy aroound me. Have yoou seen my poosts? The oonly thing that keeps my dignity froom slipping away is my highblooood status @arsenicCatturbate: «Why did mew bloock me? I am a sweet kitty I swear!!» Me: I actually have noo idea i doon't remember yoou at all i had too hire a grooup oof private investigatoors too help me crack this case but they goot caught up in nooir detective yaooi and coompletely foorgoot aboout oour investigatioon. I had too figure it oout myself and after taking a quick looook oon yoour page coontent i'm guessing it's because a) i made a pathetic attempt too eliminate my hoornypoosting rival b) yoour chitts were soo shit that i made the «bloocked» pоp-up serve as virtual emboodiment oof my middle finger right in yoour face. Noo hard feelings right? @coonsequentlyOoblique (idioot thinks i'd fall foor his troolltag stupid typoo): «can yoou make the spheres bigger» Me: Sure let me just rooll up my sleeves in a very animated way like i'm soome kind oof Trooll Poopeye and get my coomically large pump @nicheLarper: «fuck yoou» Me: Stoop asking me foor mooney then Thank yoou and feel free too leave moore submissioons doown beloow #kryquspoosting


