Here gooes my dream oof introoducing my quadmates too each oother i guess
What dooes poolyquad have too doo with this yoou're asking too be my auspistice? My quadmate? And i barely even knoow yoou?
Wait Ooh my good If yoou just suggested yoou want too be an auspistice between my mooirail and my kismesis this is just vile
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...Kryqus, that's. That's not what an auspice is. Do you not know what an auspice is? I am not asking to be your anythin'. We barely talk. But that's also not what an auspice does or even has to be. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < An auspice. Is a buffer. A peacemaker. A mediator. They intervene when two people experience conflict that could stay a healthy rivalry, and not descend into chaos, blackrom, or vacillations. I offered to weigh in on the conflict between yer moirail and kismesis. That's all this is. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It's...it's got nothin' t'do with you a quadrant with you, and wouldn't fill any of your quadrants. I only bring up polyquandary at all because I auspice often, sometimes simultaneously. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not even saying I wanna auspice 'ere. But if I did. It'd be between yer moirail and yer kismesis and I, if it even happened. That's. Why I asked if this was information, intervention, or invitation. Because yer post sounds like an auspice is needed fer them. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe also threw a rock or whatever. 1d4 donk of bludgeonining, I guess? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Yer puttin' feelings on me I'm not experiencin' nor expressing, and it's making me really uncomfortable.
I oonly goot the impressioon yoou want too engage in ashen quad with *me* because yoou asked *me* if i want yoou too. If yoou want too auspisticize my quadmates why woould yoou ask me? Like that's noot up foor me too decide 8? I am noot a fan oof discussing feelings with yoou either too be hoonest. I can never tell what yoou want too hear froom me dude
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I don't have feelings fer ewe though...?!?! I never have!!! I write silly goofy fanfics as an outlet fer fictional characters who resemble, but ain't, others, 'cause it soothes me, 'n ewe seemed to like how yer likeness was used. I'm not lookin' t'hook up, snag quads, or get close t'ewe LIKE THAT!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I don't WANT t'auspice yer quads, neither!!! I don't know 'em like that!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I said weigh in. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < With. Advice. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I was offerin'. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Advice. Because ya shared yer havin' relationship troubles.
Ookay pheeeeew. Hey i really appreciate yoou breaking it doown because i genuinely cannoot get what yoou're saying moost times and i can't tell if that's the dialect barrier between us oor just my ludicroous amauterism in quadrantic field. Noow imagine: me as the wettest barkbeast in the woorld looooking at yoou with oone single plea in the eyes which is too simply never ooffer me any advice. Please. Hooly shit. Can we talk aboout soomething like trooll Magic The Gathering instead
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Sure! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Have ewe heard of MTS / Majyyk The Scattering's latest expansion slated t'be an AU...? The entire premise is like...Jahyce creating an echoverse where past traumas like Eldrazi 'n Phyrexians simply never were, called the ECHOVERSE...meaning most planeswalkers 'n major characters have completely different backstories rippled throughout all of time!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It's fucking insane!!!! REALITY FRACTURE! Can ewe imagine a reality fracture Kryqus, or Casper, or Gygaax? Totally different circumstances, mana inversion, 'n all sorts of ridiculous shit that ain't correspond t'anything formative we know that made us us!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'specially excited t'see alternate reality versions 'o staples...Dark Confidant vs Enlightened Confidant, Craterhoof Behemoth vs Craterclaw Behemoth, so on 'n so forth...
Ooooooooooh is that what the alternate versioon talk oon this site is always aboout? I doon't think i can imagine a reality fracture Kryqus oor anyoone foor that matter. Like hoow doo i imagine myself whoo isn't myself 8? That'd just send me intoo soome soort oof existential crisis and i'm already gooing throough like three oof them at oonce. I mean. Can a Kryqus really be called Kryqus if he lacks coore Kryqus traits
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Kinda! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Come t'think of it... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That's actually an incredibly good analogy. It's basically th'Beforus of Majyyk: The Scattering as a whole. No murders, no suffering, no violence. Everyone's past traumas change, and there's this air of I'm-better-than-you that pervades just about everyone persistently in the flavor text that inspires an unshakeable air 'o superiority... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < That's...a LOT like Beforus... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < "ALL MISTAKES CAN BE FIXED!!!! EVEN YOU!" "MY MISTAKES ARE MINE TO FIX..." > (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ )
Every time i hear oof Befoorus it's always soome lame shit. If booredoom was a planet i'd say