THinkking baackk to the job interview, I aam recaalling my maany blunders aand I haave to wonder... WAaas it my inaability to kkeep laasting eye contaact thaat convinced them to hire me? THe nervous laaughter before every response? THe aabnormaal excitement aabout haaving workk to do aat aall times? AAre they aall aalso sociaally inept freaakks?
Backscrolling 77hrough zour page a somewha77, I conclude 77ha77 77he 77oxic sludge is eager 77o hire People Who Do No77 Have Op77ion because 77hez are Unliklez 77o Qui77.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] where were y0u interviewing? [END MESSAGE]
THe toxic sludge compaany. I aam so going to be lickking my fingers aafter workk. HOw aare you doing, PAaascaal?
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] we had an izzue with a p1anetary hazard. it iz rez01ved n0w. [END MESSAGE]
AAh, thaat is unfortunaate... BUt I aam glaad it is resolved now. I hope you aare aable to get some rest aafter thaat
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