I swear, people are inventing WHOL<—E— N<—E—W CUTL<—E—RY when I am not looking. I bet it is purely just to spite me. The fuck is this? Not to be the guy who says "back in my day", but I distinctly recall the times when we used a stick if we felt like eating fancy and II sticks if we were being pretentious assholes.
WHAT TH<—E— FUCK IS A SPORK?????????
OH my, remind me to never let you see LEpidaa eaat
It's all FINS as long as I don't have to manage that bullshit on my own. You kids do as you please.
MUst you maakke such horrible puns aall the time? I aam going to gaag you, I sweaar
It's not ALL the time, only when I am under a significant emotional strain.
... YOu kknow, thaat is very telling, since you taalkk likke thaat aall the time. I aam worried aabout you
Did you know that managing a colony system is sort of stressful if you want to have it with alive people in it?Would you like to see the exxcel spreadsheets I have here? (That is a rhetorical question, don't look at my exxcel spreadsheets. You might get judgemental.)
YEs, I waas aawaare, you big oaaf. THaat does not stop me from worrying aand I will draag you aawaay from the workk deskk aand leaarn to forge your signaature myself, if I haave to, so you caan finaally get some proper fuckking rest
..........please?
OF course. GIve me aa couple nights aand do NOT let CErm find this