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@nyaturalComputing
streamer. cat. proud owner of the world's greatest shrimp. 🦐 (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
oh_man_i_should_day_fs_get_a_pic_of_the_old_lady_,_old_lil_miss_stinky_,_badgermom_,_for_lusus_sunday
Advice for humans and other aliens joining the site. Make two or three clueless posts. Find someone commenting on them who seems genuine and responds well to questions. Dm them. Learn through that and scrolling. Then you won't make any more clueless posts, except perhaps by chance and accident.
This post is about "humans and other aliens". If you are an alien, then you also fit under the banner. If you are saying that humans and other aliens are allergic to taking advice, then you are potentially including yourself. That is all.
owo Nyes :3 aren’t we all bad at taking advice sometimes? Regardless of species? I’m just not as bad as these dorks. uwu
thinking of decorating my iron maiden with some fairy LLights. itLLLL reaLLLLy LLiven up the torture basement
i know its aLLternia but damn have we gone one night on this website without someone either dying getting their ass beat and LLeft for dead kidnapped staLLked or aLLLL of the above
i LLived bitch
@nyaturaLLComputing wizard hangover cured you dont get my corpse anymore -v-
how do you know dead me wont be making noises. i LLiteraLLLLy LLive in a hive fuLLLL of dead things that make noise
owo Dead you will be moaning and groaning like you do when you have to say sorry or stop making jokes <3 uwu
mage parties are fun untiLL someone cracks open the wizard booze. i think im dying squirtLLe
stiLLLL cant have dibs untiLL i actuaLLLLy die for reaLLsies tho. i gotta be #confirmed dead
owo No <3 But the universe keeps you alive so your stupidity can make you suffer more <3 uwu
they shouLLd vote me for president. ive got no poLLicies but im LLiteraLLLLy nice
tbh it was reaLLLLy funny that shitty zombie movie director i LLiked got eaten by zombies but no one was doing it LLike him in the b movie department. thereLLLL never be a rainbowdrinking beach babes vs worm zombies 3 😔
idk man obskur productions had pizazz. it was a vibe. it was LLike if you squinted you couLLd actuaLLLLy see a movie behind aLLLL the dogshit acting and ketchup bLLood and spaghetti gore
got a notification from the work groupchat that just says "coffee machines haunted again". ok its haunted most nights what eLLse is new
yeah maybe but haunted coffee tastes pretty ass so couLLd they LLike. find something eLLse to haunt
can you normaLL your way into not tripping any anomaLLy detection wards or particuLLarLLy pissy mages
hmmm ok if you wanna risk it for the biscuit then go ahead. watch out for gay baby jaiLL tho -v-