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she got iMMposter nine fuckin tiMMes by the way shit was crazy https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/cf95f41e4bcd.jpeg
~At nineteen, I still just abO~ut believed in G~Od ~I guess that I was pretty late t~O shake it ~Off ~Faulty magic whispered t~O the man whO~ can mend ~I tricked myself in thinking he c~Ould cure my best friend ~Tw~O weeks in, his insides gave up ~If drugs can't help, why wO~uld wO~rds bring him luck? ~P~Owerless t~O make it stO~p ~P~Owerless t~O make it st~Op ~#lyricspO~sting~
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"Idk persoonally i think loowbloooods are deserving oof life" i say. The croowd gooes wild. They cheer my name. Mandie gives me a high five. Phuntr smiles prooudly saying "that'S my bоy". Casper rushes oover too hug me with tears in his eyes. Himeroo fires a coonfetti gun. Everyoone's clapping
d/)n’t g/) /)n dates with ppl u met /)n chittr even if it is t/) steal their credit card and get free f/)/)d. br/) just /)rdered gr/)und beef and unsalted b/)iled p/)tat/)es, i d/)n’t even want ur m/)ney atp
I looooove reorganizing all #myfiles on my husktop....they're all going into their homes (folders)...I love #myfiles
Meow
CONFESSION: DIDNT KNOW THIS VOTING WAS ABOṴT PAILING. POBICO DONT CARE ABOṴT THAT
//wait question is there an asexual badge cause if so i need that shit now
🜂 | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" 🜂 | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" 🜂 | It's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. My hair color. Is fucking. 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. It is not 😒pink😒 or 😑salmon😑 or fucking rare, it's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair like my 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. 🜂 | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. 🜂 | I am an early adopter. 🜂 | 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 is my looks. my likeness. my eminence. and it can be yours! for a fraction of retail value. 🜂 | Unless you are @tepidConspirator. she can get fucked, frankly! anyone can use my patented 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 mixture and color except for @tepidConspirator specifically. when you add it to your cart. there is a special ticked box. and a highly complex algorithm that checks your payment information supplied to acquire 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 against a database of known @tepidConspirator payment options. so that fat fart doesn't get any. but you? you can have as much 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 as you want. 🜂 | So long as you aren't @tepidConspirator. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #IsAShotOfHexspresso #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 👱♀️ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃.
#myrats [Attached is an image of four gummy rats sitting on a pLLate. Two LLime-fLLavoured rats are stacked on top of two raspberry ones. From tip to taiLL, they cover the entire LLength of the pLLate.]
Guys, it's just a jar of ichor. Relax. -- chillerAficionado [CA] has reuploaded file "goopluseye.mp4"-- [Attached is a video of a bookshelf that is lined with all sorts of things in jars, just as promised. One of the jars is filled with a thick, almost tar like substance that is rivaled only by the void in its darkness. It has a faint glimmer of what can only only be described as traces of starlight. A gloved hand taps a few different parts of the jar gently and the ichor reacts by greedily lapping itself against wherever Casper's finger touches. Directly next to that jar is the perfectly preserved eye of a purple blood.]
What??? This is my oorb i woorked soo hard foor it please just give it back i'm crying
there are a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of photos of my papa, and I'm really afraid that I don't remember much from that time happy grass eater https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/papa%20kai%201.png
it took me longer than i wanted to find this but here's #MyWorm or one of them anyway her name is/was Ruby :) https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/ouerm.png
I was aboout too make a hoornypoost but my evil oorb goot stoolen soo i'm soooo upset noow
-> Scavenging For Mushrooms Can Be Hit Or Miss, So Many Kinds Look Identical But Bare Dire Consequences For Consumption. However You Can Remedy This By Buying A Mushroom Grow Kit Which Allows You To Grow A Specific Species At Home. Note: Only Buy This If You Truly Like Mushrooms Because They Don't Stop Growing, They Never Stop Growing = Your Total Is $64.99
The loocatioon is turned ooff because everyoone is trying too steal my Oorb oof Hoorroor 8/ i am noot giving it away
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Maybe the real quests were the friends we made along the way. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
What's next @dailyQuests 📍 The Cave оf Scary
I feel the Oorb oof Hoorroor coorrupting me might turn evil soooon soorry in advance 📍 The Cave оf Scary
Y3ah I m3an if p3opl3 ar3 having fun who car32. B3tt3r than all th3 horny 2tuff, imo
#phuntasks Anon asks "DO YOU HATE ME????" - no. i don'T. kys asks "Why do you hate me" masterCuller obviously hi hello. asks "Why" - pretty sure these are both you so addressing them at once. i don'T. @tiptappingApathy asks "⬭ what is ewer favorite game. ⬭" - i find myself quite partial to most independent games. either the binding of troll isaac, or the lesser known la mulana. i also like metal gear solid 3: slitherbeast eater. The Ghoul asks "You got any chips in your hive?" - i am currently in possession of four sunset sasparilla star bottlecaps. anon asks "boooo you suck" - just admit you are scared when i make money moves and the fact that i have immense upward mobility ↗️ https://forms.gle/wxXEUmMdpGMpbtTj7
he's that bartender from troll the simpsons
<action; statement input; statement: if i think at it sideways, the so|ar activity in this system kind of sounds |ike singing when the data goes through my pan from the scanners />
.) Qh, I almQst fQrgQt! I shQuld pQst anQther #RaeList! We're gQing back tQ the classics again because, well, maybe my music taste is a little Qutdated haha, I swear I like new music tQQ!! But this time, it's Praise YQu! I can't believe I haven't pQsted any FatbQy Slim yet, actually. )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=1BQXlv-TV2c ))
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RAISING THE CORTISOL. OF ALL SERKETS. BY DELIBERATELY EMPHASIZING THINGS. IN INCREMENTS OF SEVEN. I'M NOT HERE TO FuCK SPIDERS. MATE. #NSFW
ok fiiiiiiine iLLLL correct myseLLf to be more incLLusive. they yearn for the genitaLL. sometimes more than that. and sometimes even LLess
(A short video is posted. Sylink (@singularityManifest) stands on a platform, blade drawn, in an empty black space (Final Destination), as Kris hovers far above the space. He extends a hand skyward and an orb of smoke coalesces in his palm. The orb begins to multiply in size as it ascends, growing into a CELESTIAL BODY. Words are exchanged between the duo, Kris shoots a thumbs-up down to Sylink, who nods an affirmative. Kris hurls the orb, now solidified into a facsimile of Earth's Moon, towards the waiting Prince, who bursts forward to intercept it with a surge of speed. She flickers out of sight for a brief moment, and when she reappears, a massive canyon has formed on the surface of the immense projectile. The video cuts out as the recording device is struck by debris sent flying from the impact.)
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[|87 :: Somet;mes ;t br;ns me great waves of p;ty to see people post;n about the;r ch;tter stats l;ke the numbers actually determ;ne the;r value. You are bas;n your self worth off of the op;n;ons of strangers ;n paradox space, half of whom can’t even phys;cally enter your t;mel;ne. The perce;ved value of oneself based on external factors alone f;ts d;agnost;c cr;ter;a for several anx;ety based cond;t;ons. 1f you f;nd yourself ;n th;s mental state please seek help. You are not alone ;n your struggles. But hey, what do 1 know.
ooh hypnosis is so sexy <- words spoken by peopLLe who have never been possessed or under someone eLLses infLLuence before
[My new master is bathed, hea|thy, and happy thanks to my friend Arty. I decided to name him Mr. Darcy Tux. He's rea||y sweet and c|ingy and ta|ks so much and purrs |ike a jet engine. I didn't think I'd fa|| in |ove with him this fast.]
texted happy miLLf day to the one jade i know and he didnt understand the joke. no ones got a sense of humour these days -n-
being a LLusus must be soooo easy aLLLL mine does is wander around eat food stick her head in things and then faLLLL asLLeep in her snuggLLe sack with her whoLLe bootyass hanging out
yeah im at fight night aLLright. theres two beetLLes duking it out in my LLiving room and the LLoser gets eaten by my LLusus. the winner aLLso gets eaten by my LLusus cuz shes got bibLLicaLL LLeveLLs of greed
sweet i actually happen to be besties with his so called "insufferable neighbor" so i'll show him and ask him to join too <3
yeah were united in fucking with you specificaLLLLy. theres a secret cLLub with shirts and everything
LLast time i met the benadryLL hatman in a dream he owed me 20 caegars
sure ive aLLready got heaps of ghosts in my LLife a LLittLLe feed haunting is nothing
i say im a dreamwaLLker but tbh its more LLike dreamfaLLLLing with styLLe. sometimes you just kinda end up somewhere eLLse yknow
any night can be #fishingfriday when your moiraiLL asks you to wake up at the asscrack of dusk to join him on his fishing trip. and i do it because thats my foxy grandpa boyfriend who LLets me wear the women LLove me fish fear me hat whiLLe im there
oh heLLLL yeah. now i gotta get my hands on some to prank my coworkers with. bet theyLLLL LLove getting stupid memes ive written down stuck in their heads -v-
Green Spirit Halloween Skeleton and iRobot pitch flirting on our fucking timelines??? In front of god and everyone and my raisin?????
reMeMber What i said about nature? it's aWesoMe... and don't you forget it. https://i.redd.it/d7k6z5fWj2fa1.jpg 😎
No!! It was my bestie's pet ferret, Sleuth!!!!!!!! The scoundrel.
yeah im #yearning aLLright. #yearning for my burger i ordered LLike an hour ago. spooky woods got my grubhub guy again
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https://iili.io/bpdn3cv.webp i can tryyy 1 more time........ chchow sparkledragon must be percieved...... @xxscenegrlxx sryyy for 2nd tag hope u like tho lmao
origami sucks i got a papercut from trying to make a frog
< S"HE'S" DOING IT AGAIN, S"HE KEEPS" DOING IT. httpss://f2.toyhou.sse/file/f2-toyhou-sse/imagess/119017555_z95zW6UcX5DfcYV.gif :>~
Shello.
ITS TIME FOR A TIP FROM THE DRIP TODAYS #DRIPTIP IS ABOUT CANDLES! IF FOR INSTANCE YOU HAVE CANDLES AND A SUPER COOL TIME MACHINE THAT LETS YOU GO FORWARD IN TIME ONE MINUTE FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND IN IT REMEMBER TO BLOW OUT ALL YOUR CANDLES BEFORE YOU USE IT. UNRELATED MINT GREEN DRAWING ROOM IS ON FIRE AGAIN THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND ALSO #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION FOR YOUR INVALUABLE SUPPORT! I MADE DRIP TIPS THANK YOU
My soo-called #ventart @gooldenGigabyte https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/ventart.png
On thi§ day, I am pond≡ring th≡ film "Wh≡r≡in Two G≡n≡tically R≡lat≡d L≡ad§ Att≡mpt to R≡claim an Anc≡§tral Hiv≡; A §mall §qu≡ak B≡a§t Provok≡§ ≡§calating Com≡dic Viol≡nc≡ And §≡v≡ral ≡laborat≡ Trap§ Int≡nd≡d to Cull th≡ P≡§t Fail §p≡ctacularly; Th≡ Anc≡§tral Hiv≡ I§ N≡arly D≡§troy≡d, But It Turn§ Out Th≡ §qu≡ak B≡a§t Wa§ th≡ K≡y To Th≡ir Fortun≡ All Along; Nin≡ On-§cr≡≡n ≡xplo§ion§; 329 In§tanc≡§ of Prop≡rty Damag≡; §≡v≡ral Lin≡§ That Could B≡ Con§tru≡d A§ Humorou§." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3017 | §TATU§: P≡n§iv≡ | LOG: admin wond≡r§ at th≡ §tati§tical anomaly that §uch idiotic b≡havior§ from th≡ pair w≡r≡ r≡ward≡d with a fortun≡. if th≡ §qu≡ak b≡a§t i§ th≡ primary int≡ll≡ct of th≡ hiv≡, p≡rhap§ it §hould hav≡ b≡≡n th≡ on≡ to inh≡rit th≡ §tring factory and corporat≡ a§§≡t§. ≡nd not≡.]
...renn did warn me THat my concern levelS, and my hatred for clownS would increaSe if i uSed THiS Site. fuck i hate when he'S right.
writing an entire sentence without your quirk triggering is so scary. who wrote that. who am i
Meowie Curie is pawing at me to come back to bed. Alright fine. What's another 15 hours straight of sleep anyway
+https://i.postimg.cc/mZzd1XtT/LUSUS.jpg LUSUS PIC !!! she just ate her special rocks !!! YAYYY [:D]+
not one bit've dis6ust you 6ot measures up to mine, boy. not one lil bit.
I havve successfully brought all of the little wrigglers sandwiches and Kruelty Fried Cluckbeast ⟡ ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡ @cosmicHorror #grubs #kfc #grubbiesarethebest ( https://f2 ⚜toyhou ⚜se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118954226_VVLa8TCIDBgGRaRl ⚜png )
"= searching "airlock" to see if anyone else has once had the urge to open it and shove people into it and press eject. it is so much less 'personal' which makes it weirdly appealing. compared to all the other ways they do it. ha. ="
3833 < I'll never stop Poképosting because Spheal??? > https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/large/spheal.jpg
thats what we in the industry caLLLL a #joke -v-
not me ive never been funny ever
troll andreVV goVVer VVa2 onto 2omethIIn VVhen he 2aIId he "enjoy2 cabbage a2 a concept." fuck de2pII2e that 2hIIt a2 a food but damn IIf II don't love me a nIIce lookIIn cabbage ju2t to ponder an 2troke my beard at all contemplatIIn lIIke.
Inspired by Wrothe's minnow: Literally no one can do it worse than that guy. Lmaaaooo.
considering getting my goldblood bud on here. i Know he'd fucKin hate it and i love to see that
Listen. Wooin' dames is easy. All you gotta do is make good food, have good convo by actually readin' a fuckin' book, and show 'em ya get shit done. Simple as dat. Now, some dames got some real fire in 'em, and those ya gotta play by ear. Some, sure, shoot yer shot,but others ya gotta leave well enough alone 'cause they got their own shit ta' sort out.
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Sorry not Sorry if you tried to take any photoS of THe match and you caught me in frame and your camera broke, i did try to Stay out of THe way lmao. i didn't feel my powerS go off THough, So hopefully i juSt went cryptid blurry Shape mode for anyone filming...
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I arriv≡ at work an hour prior to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ §kitt≡ring in, chatting about th≡ir p≡r§onal liv≡§ loud a§ you pl≡a§≡. Th≡ §il≡nc≡ i§ a nic≡ r≡pri≡v≡. I partak≡ in my fir§t cup of §ludg≡ for th≡ day, §om≡thing for m≡ and m≡ alon≡. Th≡ §≡cond i§ a favor to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§. I am told it mak≡§ m≡ mor≡ pl≡a§ant. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Qui≡t | LOG: admin do≡§ not und≡r§tand ≡mploy≡≡§’ t≡nd≡ncy to hav≡ p≡r§onal conv≡r§ation§ in th≡ hallway right out§id≡ of admin’§ offic≡. admin do≡§ not wi§h to know about ≡mploy≡≡’§ 9th fail≡d mat≡§prit§hip. ≡nd not≡.]
Yeah, the clown spit is a hard one to look past.
you joke about one cLLown and the whoLLe squad comes out in their LLittLLe cLLown car LLike ants under a rock. how do they even fit aLLLL you guys in there
oh the cognitohazard got out again. yeah it happens dont worry about it
brought my LLusus to work tonight. not on purpose she was sLLeeping in my coat pocket and i didnt notice
time sensitive post canceLLLLed. im making woooooorms
are you having fun there girLLypop https://i.postimg.cc/j2tfC7LK/Photo-18-4-2026-9-42-32-pm.png
yeah of course youd LLove the titty nurses wouLLdnt you
'oooh LLook at me im so tough i beat up defenseLLess LLowbLLoods for fun' woooowww LLook at us aLLLL cLLapping and cheering for you buddy. the crowd goes miLLd 🔥🔥🔥
for the record i got six gLLasses baLLanced on vivs horns but she grumbLLed at me when i showed her the photo and who am i to disagree with a LLadys request to not put that onLLine
if you die whiLLe chittr is down you die in reaLL LLife
buddy of mine i used to fuck with got too good at protection speLLLLs and now i cant enter his dreams anymore. booooooo why do peopLLe hate fun
ok FINE i guess iLLLL be the hogchamp -n-
fighting the war on misinformation on the side of misinformation (making up shit in the comments of true crime podcast eps about my ancestor)
It was feeding day today so I’m not gonna bother my babies but maybe one of these days I share pictures of them #ILoveMySnakes
ok these dude fuck supremeLLy so iLLLL aLLLLow it
no more #eridanweek. #beetleweek is. upon us. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/05/aohfg5.jpg
if you post horny and no one bites you shouLLd get autobanned forever. bro how do you fLLop on the horny peopLLe website theres LLike a biLLLLion peopLLe on here aLLLL craving tits buLLge and ass #nsfw