Paxton "Pax"
@flightyFancy
she/her cosplayer | bunny lover | anime enjoyer ♡
"do trolls even know humans exist" yes they do @engagingEnigma I'M RIGHT HERE DUDE? i was your roommate for like months??
- - I didn't want to outright mention you. Pardon me for attempting to be considerate. [1] - -
once i bit an ancestor on the arm because he was being a dickhead to my boyfriend (his descendant) at the time
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐REALLY. Do tell me more. I once bit a friend of my kismesis’s because they dreamwalked in my mind against my will.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
omg i can't even remember like all the details but i do remember that he made me sooo mad jamie! i think he was like, threatening us or something trying to be all scary and a villain or some shit? anyway i got pissed so i bit him :) we have teeth we should use them!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Of course you do, darling, we are perfectly matched in our good taste for another!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
unfortunately i ALSO could really use some dick :/ bulge? whatever it all means the same thing #nsfw
haii :D
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What, isn’t that matesprit of yours available? Make him do his job.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
LOOK i feel awkward just dropping it on him so casually, y'know?? he's so... proper and stuff
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, dearest, don’t you know I’m here to help you if you need it? There are formal, fancy ways to build up to and ask for anything, that’s half of what highblood schoolfeeding is. Dancing around what we want until we are socially permitted to go for the throat. Literally AND metaphorically.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
i still think we should start associating bunnies with bananas rather than carrots because carrots should only be fed as a treat for them i mean like, bananas should be too but it'd be such a cute food association and more fitting for them y'know??
you ever like, see someone who soooo needs some dick but is too shy to actually go and get it? i can think of a few people i know who could use it and want it :/ #nsfw
some days i feel like that one super moe-blob looking screenshot of that girl with the eyes that are too big and far apart even for a (i assume?) shoujo style