Paxton "Pax"
@flightyFancy
she/her cosplayer | bunny lover | anime enjoyer ♡
once i bit an ancestor on the arm because he was being a dickhead to my boyfriend (his descendant) at the time
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐REALLY. Do tell me more. I once bit a friend of my kismesis’s because they dreamwalked in my mind against my will.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
omg i can't even remember like all the details but i do remember that he made me sooo mad jamie! i think he was like, threatening us or something trying to be all scary and a villain or some shit? anyway i got pissed so i bit him :) we have teeth we should use them!
"do trolls even know humans exist" yes they do @engagingEnigma I'M RIGHT HERE DUDE? i was your roommate for like months??
- - I didn't want to outright mention you. Pardon me for attempting to be considerate. [1] - -
unfortunately i ALSO could really use some dick :/ bulge? whatever it all means the same thing #nsfw
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What, isn’t that matesprit of yours available? Make him do his job.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
LOOK i feel awkward just dropping it on him so casually, y'know?? he's so... proper and stuff
you ever like, see someone who soooo needs some dick but is too shy to actually go and get it? i can think of a few people i know who could use it and want it :/ #nsfw
€] There's NOTHIN that beats a good ol fashioned tussle!! A wrastle!! A brawl, even!! [3
⚰ is this how you usE this so-cAllED sociAl mEDiA 7 ⚰
awww you pity me? sorry to break it to you opa but my paLLe quad is aLLready taken -v-
yeah were united in fucking with you specificaLLLLy. theres a secret cLLub with shirts and everything
sweet i actually happen to be besties with his so called "insufferable neighbor" so i'll show him and ask him to join too <3
damn you guys are the og members huh. im just a noob advertising our eLLusive cLLub
⚰ troll gogglE which wAy to thE mArkEtplAcE to AcquirE nEw su ⚰
it's called an emote!! omg are you for real right now hiro wasn't joking when he said you didn't know how to use a phone or whatever??
⚰ how Do you know my mAtEsprit. I DiD not givE pErmission for this informAtion to bE rEvEAlED to thE gEnErAl public 7 ⚰
no omg i'm friends with him?? duh?? has he never mentioned me before?? just like i'm friends with zhi
- - I'll never forgive my kismesis for forcing me to learn about specific internet-related fetishes and niches that I wish I never knew existed. [1] - -
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Spoken like we aren’t your friends who adore you…hurtful…wounding, even.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
yeah, he does, but i'm like, actually capable of torturing you on my own so like :P
- - I am, sadly, more than aware of that. Given the fact that I was the victim of said torture long before you two met. [1] - -
- - Well, I do have a cyanide capsule hidden somewhere in my drawer should I need it in a last ditch attempt... [1] - -