♦ pitied by @obligateResection
im spiritTuallllllY a purpllleblllood
꧁Going to go to a doctorturer tomorrow. Going to fix me. Excited.꧂
...my face feels disgusting after removing that face paint...ugh.......
tOnIght cOUld bE A hIt! Or I cOUld jUst hAvE An Empty cArnIvAl grOUnd...
print("i have been told it is probably a good idea to post something besides hi guys") print("however i have not done anything interesting recently so i am not sure what to post") print("how conflicting")
Ohyeag tgst reallyvtskes it outra me.
We are in a recession so I am reusuing my last post with a new ending go cut costs. one goes in two comes out #stockmarket. If I make a third you will know it is dire.
when Your purpllleblllood homie stTartTs tTalllking aboutT sum "whYs Your blllood so red-ish" whillle You tTwo are injectTing sopor You know You gotTtTa head shoulllders knees GO. oh Yeah tThis needs tThe #substTance tTag. You stTillllll gotTtTa run tTho.
guy cxmes in tx drxp xff his mxirail. apparently txxk sxme shady #substance and nxw he wxn't shut up that his chitin's full xf wxrms. delusixnal parasitxsis nx big deal. seen it a thxusand times. usually clears up when yxu pass the recreatixnal txxins but xbvixusly he dxesn't believe us because he's xff his nug. sx we chuck him sxme sedatives sx he can sleep it xff. and yxu'll never believe what happened next. #yup. #wxrms. - xx
she didnt havwe to call it a sheath... thats just gross #species-dysphoria #nsfvw #vwaguechit
>-8==— oh goodness, oh no... >-8==— i ccant loose another patient like this... >-8==— nono nonono......
Mmm. I went to my dreambubble? Like. My one. When I fell asleep. Which is not what usually happens. And now I'm not going to sleep.
Becoming one with the void https://i.imgur.com/BRj%7dq.gif
truly, even as i try my best to keep her on a healthy diet #rodentproblems
✝+ Making concerning typos and then my second message correcting the typos not sending. +✝ ✝+ How lovely. +✝
is-it-better-to-be-powerful-or-knowledgeable? ♥:-powerful ♠:-knowledgeable ♦:-power-and-knowledge-are-the-same-thing ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
I wanna do #substance drugs
Why Do Everything Bagels Fall Apart Like That? Surely There Can't Be That Many Seeds, And Yet It Still Covers The Bread As Well As My Floors. Woe Upon Me.
⧃ I've discovered a phenomenon where if you refuse to sleep, you end up exhausted. Have they put caegars into researching this? Lol.
I’M GONNA EAT MY OWN DAMN TEETH, I JUST LEARNED WHAT THE PHRASE “ROCK HARD” MEANS. #NSFW.
lost a vight today, but even in losses you can vind victories. such as learning to protect my solar plexus more. vas not a guud veeling to be hit there.
woke up to the sound of my heartbeat drumming a sick beat out against the springs of my mattress i can feel it literally vibrating the springs this happens to everyone right
I mUst mEEt A dEAr sIstEr tOnIght sIstEr chArlO shE's Is nIcE, bUt hEr crItIcIsms cUt dEEp, OftEn On my AppEArAncE Or mAnnErIsms, I thInk shE thInks shE Is hElpIng shE Is nOt I AlwAys prEpArE mEtIcUlOUsly tO sEE hEr tO EnsUrE nO fAUlts rEmAIn, bUt shE fInds sOmEthIng EvEry tImE thIs mOst rEcEnt tImE shE cOmpArEd my prOmIsEd pOsItIOn tO nEpOtIsm As A jOkE I fOUnd It dIffIcUlt tO spEAk wIth hEr AftEr And I tOnIght wIll sEE hEr AgAIn, wIth AssUmptIOn thAt shE wIll crItIcIzE sOmEthIng. pErhAps thE bAgs UndEr my EyEs, my AntIqUAtEd drEss, thE mAnnErIsm by whIch I spEAk..... I lOvE hEr As q sIstEr wOUld, bUt I wIsh shE wOUld nOt bE As shE Is
ᨳ Forget tryIng to sleep, apparently. I can hear them cryIng from all the way up here.
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Yov ever help ^n elderly clown cross the ro^d ^nd she tells yov the Messi^hs will m^ke svre yov don't die too p^infvlly.
Sad
that mean2 the laundromat ii2 out of power! fuck me.
Does a word describe the elation I feel when I eat a really good salad, I feel like they should change the meaning of the word haberdasher
"= replied myself into a hole. it's fine. i can. get out. ="
"= oh fuck. ="
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Men keep tell.ing my my ass is mid and www.omen keep tell.ing me 𝙸 smell like 𝙸'd taste good sliced thin and served rawww. https:((
G0t it all 0ut 0f my system I FUCKING H0PE
Thats what happens when my matesprit g0es missing f0r weeks
Hhh
i am glad. that i can experience emotion again. i am not overwhelmed by the slightest things. i am in control. no outside force will control me. i will not allow myself to be controlled by any physical, metaphysical, or mental force that is not my own. i am more than a vessel. i am more than a weapon.
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you LOVVE wwallowwin in your owwn incorrectness
[FEED COMMENTARY] I miss when the feed was normal. I'm normal. #normal
trying my damnedest. where are all the pregnant freaks tø cry øutrage.
I Forgot To Be " Chronically Online " Earlier. They Are Going To Revoke My Badge At This Point. #pensive
yes, my metabølic demands are in fucking ørbit. i manage.
My choice was, in very short terms: assume control of the universe and exile both free will and suffering for eternity, or struggle in eternity knowing you cannot fix everything
B0rn t0 sweep s0me0ne elses fl00r f0rced t0 sweep my 0wn
🌳🌳🌳i🌸have🌳a🌸mate.🍄i🌲have🍄sought🌸kismet🌿before.🌸not🌿the🌸troll🌲named🌲kismet.🌳rather.🌲the🌳title🌳for🌸a🌳pitch🌸quadrant🌿partner. none🌳have🌿lived🌿past🌳the🌳courting🌳phase.🌳🌳🌳
i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk 𝇋|𝇌He gRaNdEr aPpEaL Is 𝇋|𝇌He c𖦹nCeP𝇋|𝇌 𖦹F LiKe, ImPr𖦹pRiE𝇋|𝇌Y AnD ShI𝇋|𝇌 bEhInD 𝇋|𝇌hE VeNeEr 𖦹F N𖦹 𖦹Ne kN𖦹WiNg wH𖦹 y𖦹u aRe. PeRs𖦹nAlLy i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk i𝇋|𝇌s a gReA𝇋|𝇌 𖦹Pp𖦹r𝇋|𝇌uNi𝇋|𝇌y f𖦹r pRaNkS AnD PlAyS
YEESH, CLOWNS ARE REAL PIECES OF WORK.
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |AY! WHOEVER IS WATCHIN MY ACCOUNT. CAN I HAVE ENRICHMENT. IM REALLY BORED AND TEMPTED TO SELF DESTRUCT. CAUSE I CAN DO THAT. FOR SURE. I CAN SELF DESTRUCT. DON'T TEST ME. #ICAN #IMNOTLYIN| [end_transmission]
ᨳ Why the fuck can I not fInd My corset (????????)
My swe^t is on th^t thing wh^t if they vse it to clone me.
"= 6'5" not with horns. with horns? ah, more than tall enough. but i can't reach. ="
IT’S CRAZY HOW MANY INJURIES I GET AND STILL DON’T HAVE A MEDICULLER WORKING HERE.
THIS IS WHY, I NEVER STARTED AN ASK BOX! TOO MANY FUCKING DEGENERATES ON THIS SITE WHO WANT TO TURN ME INTO SOME SORT OF SLUTTY VERSION OF MY SELF. WHEN I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. THE ONLY WAY ANYONE IS GOING TO SEE ME ACTING FOOLISH AND SLUTTY IS IF IT'S BY FORCE OR SOMEONE ELSE POSTS ON MY ACCOUNT. SO DON'T COUNT YOUR FUCKING LUCK THAT YOU'LL GET ANYTHING FROM ME DIRECTLY, GO DIE IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU ALL TO SEE ME LIKE THAT.
Whining
d𖦹eS AnY𖦹Ne wH𖦹 c𖦹mEs 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 𝇋|𝇌hE FuCkIn cIrCuS EvEn wAn𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌𖦹. ReAl qUeS𝇋|𝇌I𖦹N. hAlF 𖦹f 𝇋|𝇌HeM L𖦹𖦹k 𝇋|𝇌ErRiFiEd aNd 𝇋|𝇌He 𖦹𝇋|𝇌hEr hAlF L𖦹𖦹k lIkE 𝇋|𝇌hEy'rE B𖦹ReD 𖦹u𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌A 𝇋|𝇌hEiR SkUlLs. M𖦹𝇋|𝇌hErFuCkEr i dId n𖦹𝇋|𝇌 d𖦹 A BlAdEd h𖦹𖦹P PeRf𖦹rMaNcE F𖦹R Y𖦹U 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 bE 𖦹n 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌 PaLmHuSk
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c46854bccb5a.webp Fish Kris. Let's see if the webp embeds
A mysterious user asked: "are you s+ill feeling effec+s of +he void shrimp. impor+an+." Yes (( @obligateResection ))
ᨳ Good lord. Do they have to dump all the genmat at once? No respect for how heavy It all Is. At least stagger It a LITTLE. Gods above.
d/dx [ Tch. My patience is wearing thin, and it was already pretty goddamn thread-bare. ]
ᨳ Apparently no one has been shoppIng, we have NOTHING In the nutrItIon block.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛It's official. I tore my croptop tonight. Need to start getting my wrestling gear in a bigger size. #jacked #fitness #flexedtoohard
"= i'd like to hear your thoughts but i don't know if i'd handle it. you seem. smart enough to deconstruct it. more than would be pleasant. ="
[F] FUCKING NO]
[W] WHAT]
[W] What if I made bad decisions tonight, as a treat.]
i double my vvs to make up for all the vvs ivve nevver been able to pronounce
8=l < Fun fact 8=l < I steam when I am wet 8=l < My body run so naturally hot that most moisture evaporates as soon as it touches me 8=l < Unless it is my own sweat because gods forbid I be dry
Th3y hat3 u2 b3cau23 th3y anu2
DΩnt knΩw where the fuck I 𝛂m 𝛂nd the dumbfuck medicullers 𝛂int telling me shit
ᨳ UGH you have to be KIDDING ME. I broke a NAIL???
2crollin a w33k down and r3plying, mind you.
Hey, it's only a problem when j run out.
ᨳ ThIs bar sucks.
[S] Sleeping at the office because I'm so well behaved...]
[I] I love doc review. I love not thinking about anything inappropriate whatsoever.]
8=l < Chittr has afflicted me with the bug where I can't reply to some people
YOU FUCKING VOYEURS. SITTING AND WATCHING AS I TRANSCRIBE MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS. LIKE A GAGGLE OF MOCKING SCHOOLGIRL BITCHES. WELL. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. NOBODY KNOWS ME. EXCEPT PERHAPS A MINUTE HANDFUL. I AM ABOVE YOU! I AM BEYOND YOU! I WON! I WON THE GAME. AND BECAME GOD. I AM THE DEMIURGE OF ALL OF YOUR FATES. I AM YOUR LORD ENGLISH. I STAND BY EVERYTHING I SAID. IN THOSE JOURNALS. AND I REMAIN COMMITTED TO EVERY ACTION I SAID I WOULD TAKE. AND I WILL BE HERE AS LONG AS I NEED. FUCK. ALL. OF. YOU!!!!!!!!!!! tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut tumut
[B] Being seen is such a horrifying ordeal.] [A] And yet at the same time I'm... [O] Oh god, is this yearning?]
"= wait what wait hey. ="
h1t c0ncrete hard as fuuucckkkk n0w my back 1s crunchy when 1 s1t up t00 stra1ght
8=l < I have also been there
hwy the ggrand highblood in my fucking notifciations agian LMAO
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE "HORNY MONEY WORLD" by HOUSHOU MARINE STUCK IN MY HEAD #NSFW I GUESS
I wish i c0uld pull 0ff a string bikini like that
1 th1nk 1 need to go lay down 1n the ablut1on block shower for an hour or someth1ng
[I] I'm sure they're perfectly fine !] [J] Just not in any rush to find out !]
i got crucified. :( #violence
[K] Kind of ridiculous that now I want fries AND attention.] [I] I can fix one of those things at least.]
people might hate me for this but i kinda fuck with the clowns ngl im like gen interested in how it functions im thinkin like dionysian cult where "madness" and indulgence in substances is seen as religious rites and shit kinda bangin fr, i love me some dionysus in my life
>+. EEPY .+<
should i krill myself? like for no. pity for yes. #nudes #feeling #conflicted #hmu #letmeknovw #imsooooooougly
Oh, right. I'm fucking GROUNDED
3> I just sliced my finger open again with a guitar string. Again. For 40th time. I'm bleeding out. Help me. <3
Guh. My body feels like a wrung out dishrag. Think I'll save the crossword for later. Cup of hot coffee, save me. Save me, cup of hot coffee.
Oh, hmm It sEEms thE lAshIng hUrt mOrE thAn I ExpEctEd, gOOdnEss, wEll, I hAvE stOppEd All Of my IncOrrEct thInkIng fOr thE tImE... my pAn Is nIcE And clEAr, my sOUl Is prOpErly mIrthfUl, And thOUgh thE bOdy AchEs It Is Only A tEmpOrAry vEssEl pErhAps I shAll rEtUrn tO mAtEsprIt chIxIE thEn... lIE dOwn... fOr A fEw nIghts... (( #cw-AbUsE #cw-rElIgIOUs-trAUmA ))
Advice to my fellow cosmic whatsits: do NOT ☝️ steal a body, an ill fitting one is fucking itchy and if you don’t know what itchy feels like I promise you: you’ll find out
[the n1ght they told me 1 had a descendant 1 genu1nely felt my soul leave my body btw. 1 swore off hookups after that]
[S] Suppose "salaryman" is not an exact title.] [S] Sounds better than "indentured-servant-man".] [MISC.] "Property-of-[REDACTED FIRM NAME]-man."] [H] Hahahahahahaha.] [I] I am severely depressed.]
M@n@ged To $ort Everything Into " Tr@n$7@te For F7or " @nd " 7edger$ @nd Other Record$ ". Whi7e The 7@tter @nd F@r 7@rger Group Of Text$ I$ Intere$ting On @ Hi$toric@7 B@$i$, @nd U$efu7 For 7ending Context To How Cert@in Group$ Moved Throughout The Wor7d In @ Bygone @ge... I Don't Think It'77 Be Of Much Intere$t To @nyone $@ve Other Hi$tori@n$ @nd @nthropo7ogi$t$.
*tzzk* You were not being facetious. That sun is. Dangerous. Thankfully, I am well protected and shall not be in it for long. *sskh*
((I should be going to bed i have work tommorrow but I watched obsession and it got me kinda fucked up so more Glave content))
I Have Been Especially Tired Lately, Which Makes Me Think Of Molting. It Terrifies Me A Little Even If I Know, Reasonably, I Couldn't Be Anywhere Near My Final Molt.
i never understood the enjoyment of being worshipped during sex. or anything really. it isn’t like it’s ever deserved. #nsfw
📺 I ha𐌅e an unf𐌏rtunate headache...
"= the questions i want to ask. but. whatever. i am more intimidated than i should be. ="
"= what's annoying is the docterror who told me to stop using my cupe tube and switch to only twice nightly sopor mist device. has blanked me. is this a cerulean thing. ? ="
it’s fucked up to finally have something that doesn’t bore me and then lose it.
"= i'm copying the post. what if i was a worm. also. what now. ="
Im h0rny f0r a firm slap in the jaw is that anything #nsfw
Sight of coworkers’ stupid fucking faces endured yet again… I persist.
This Is Your Reminder That I Am Always Exactly One Inch Taller Than You.
Haven't my day been boring enough.
You Know, When I Was Around 10 Sweeps I Had A Phase Where I Only Fucked Around With Other Bass Players, And They All Kind Of Looked Like Clones Of Each Other. #nsfw #nsfc #thisisntajoke #butitisfunny
Im n0t s0 easy anym0re
📺 I am ha𐌅ing a series 𐌏f unf𐌏rtunate e𐌅ents. My face is cracked. I will remind guests n𐌏t t𐌏 aim champagne b𐌏ttles at pe𐌏ple's faces. I ha𐌅e a c𐌏rk in my screen.
"= EXTREMELY ominous feeling. ugh. i know why, too. siiiigh. ="
THIS CLOWN DISTRICT SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
bein desirable is OVVERRATED repulse all suitors
📺 I need t𐌏 swap 𐌏ut my face f𐌏r a meeting t𐌏day, and I'm n𐌏t thrilled ab𐌏ut it.
One Day The Indigos Will Break Free Of Their Seemingly Collective Hemoist Shackles And Kill Every Highblood In A Position Of Authority Over Them. #mydream #violence #gore
Being h0rny 0n main is s0 embarrassing h0w d0 y0u pe0ple d0 this #nsfw
Purple and indigo are my least favorite. Not because I have anything against the castes. I would never say that. I just hate reading their teXt in darkmode. - MC Oleana
I Can't Do Anything Else. All Of My Hobbies Demand The Use Of My Dominant Hand. This Is Fucked Up. #pensive
overwtahc tanking is hell
Wearing clown makeup is a little strange.
the one time i want to post a horse. and it breaks. tragic.
screaming crying thr0wing up #emet0ph0bia
y0u kn0w what itll be an h0n0ur t0 l0se t0 @handMaid
I can FEEL the impending wall of text, but I shan't let that deter my quest for knowledge. ... Do trolls even experience gender-based discrimination?
Well n0w im DEFINITELY g0nna l0se the next r0und 0n0
i believe it.
:o) Good evening, friends :o) Though your friends may have gone long and far :o) You remain. That's something to be celebrated! :o) The Angel has not yet seen fit to render your soul asunder, pray each and every day for this grand mercy.
no one said it out loud but ik ppl askin for it hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
>>| .i see the sun. that's bad.
>>| .alright. see me .on the .other side .in .about .an hour .or so, .i guess.
Y0u kn0w what fuck it r0ck b0tt0m is getting b0ring Whats taking 0ut the drill and digging d0wn an0ther layer
If I may griPe for a moment it is frankly quite irksome when my one client dECIdES to bring his WARd to meetings ANd business nutrition PERIOdS, she will not stoP kicking my shin below the table ANd then going "ow!!" LIKE IM THE ONE KICKING HER. CEASE THAT.
Ah. Saw this one a little too late. Apologies. Ignore what I said.
i alwvays keep breath mints handy, and an extra bottle on my cupeside table. that vway if a girl blovws me, i can get the taste outta her mouth before she tries to kiss me or something. #nsfvw
They hate my magic carpet for no good reason
t+is is w+y i wanted sus+i @sacc+arineSovereignty +ttps://i.imgur.com/DDUrrSS.png
xO i seeee, dat's a lot, but i think i wuld pass it
second that