#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-
coulda done a bit more wit)( t)(e descriptions but t)(is is still FUNNY as FUCK. )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A, can you imagine t)(at t)(res)(ecutioner's w)(ole )(og 14 inc)(er T)(UMP on t)(e floor? my cod, t)(e SOUND! o)(o)(o)(, o)()()( my god, and t)(e 12 inc)(er balloon animal, )(oly S)(IT t)(ats )(ILARIOUS! a)(, but t)(e jadeblood one. t)(at's some TRULY sick s)(it. i didnt even t)(ink you were capable of it... low detail, but V-----ERY )(ig)( marks! Good job. You )(ave earned my favor again. Pray not to lose it. #nsfw
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL- COMPLIANCE MANDATORY.