Dr. Doxiou Sigură
@oddityCuriosity
Director of research and testing for the lovely A.N.C.R. foundation
<o> I bel|eve |t would |mprove soc|ety |f we perhaps put more objects |nto the strange monstrous jar l|qu|d. (❁´◡`❁) <o>
Whadya wanna see next
<o> Oh how exc|t|ng! There are so many good opt|ons to put forth, aha.. how about some sort of meat? (´ ▽ `) <o>
Raw?
[Attached is a video of the jar in question perched on a shelf, half filled with the pitch black goo. It bubbles and churns as it dissolves the last of the cracker that was fed to it. When the ichor settles, a gloved hand comes in from off screen with a small Dixie cup filled with, it looks like, every pill Casper could find in his hive. He unceremoniously dumps the painkillers into the jar and very quickly replaces the lid. For a moment nothing happens, the pills sit atop the surface without passing through the topmost layer. Once the lid is secured, there is movement as Casper backs up from the shelf to give the thing some space. There is a perfectly preserved eye in a jar next to the jar of ichor. Purple, maybe, in this lighting. The eye is the only interesting thing happening before the gurgling starts and the pills begin to sink further into the ichor, leaving behind a grey frothing residue. Before long, what was previously empty space in the jar is filled with the stringy froth, and the liquid below begins to churn again, this time very violently. Like when someone does the tornado trick with a bottle of water, except it is thick and pulsing. Before the video cuts off Casper can be heard letting out a breathless laugh and a “Holy fuck” ]
<o> I look forward to show|ng th|s to some of my coworkers. ('◡') <o>
🐾how does a scieNtist fresheN their breath while oN the job? with ''exPeri-miNts''! hehe,
<o> I'll have to br|ng th|s one back to my coworkers, aha, truly |nsp|red. <o>
<o> Has anyone seen anyth|ng deeply pecul|ar or strange recently, out of cur|os|ty? Someth|ng d|sturb|ng |n |t's very nature, even? (´▽`ʃ ƪ) <o>
✨🍭🕷️ can you give me a second i cant think of anything funny to say 🕷️🍭✨
Just looked up at my shelf and yup. The cursed jar of god blood is still there.
<o> How del|ghtful! I would be happy to procure |t off of your hands |f you ever f|nd |t no longer of |nterest. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
I don't think anyone would be happy with me letting this stuff get out.
✨🍭🕷️ hi im back still no funny haha i just got lonely 🕷️🍭✨
<o> A true shame, sc|ence w|ll surely weep at the loss. Ah well, I'll s|mply turn |t |nto a fun bra|n exerc|se to theor|ze about, aha. <o>
<o> Contrar|ly, I d|d get a l|ttle chuckle out of th|s. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
I can like. Tell you about the god, I guess.
<o> I am not well soc|al|zed, but I bel|eve th|s w|ll prove to be an adequate reply: https://64.med|a.tumblr.com/360cce2d02e381df071b5de8208d75a6/30d29c033a1ca4ce-8a/s400x600/5365417302bfdd5c5e7de1286f7e461a3d22cdd2.png <o>
<o> Is |t uneth|cal to, say, request a coworker lock themself |n a room w|th a dangerous an|mal |f they're really qu|te exc|ted about the |dea? ƪ(˘ ⌣ ˘)ʃ <o>
I. I don't know. Are they in their right mind? Is it consensual? Do they know the risks? ❣︎
<o> Well, they can't really say no, but who would |n the name a sc|ent|f|c study, aha. <o>
<o> A Pecul|ar beasty, one could say. The part|culars don't matter too much, I'm s|mply cur|ous about determ|n|ng |t's predator dr|ve. (ˇ∀ˇ) <o>
Okay I think that's bad. ❣︎
<o> Noth|ng ventured, noth|ng ga|ned, as they say! ƪ（￣︶￣) ʃ <o>
Having my accounts reply to this post when i remember to, <3 Also these are all OC's from my fantroll blog on Tumblr @/Astrumocs ! https://astrumocs.tumblr.com/ These are non-canon interactions meant for fun, :]
<o> What a marvelous study |n troll behav|or th|s webs|te |s, aha. <o>