Dr. Doxiou Sigură
@oddityCuriosity
Director of research and testing for the lovely A.N.C.R. foundation
<o> I must say, I'm qu|te pleased w|th the rank|ng of F by the dear Scratch, but |t |s a shame there |sn't someth|ng more s|n|ster and horr|ble even lower than that. Ah well, perhaps next t|me. ƪ(˘ ⌣ ˘)ʃ <o>
<o> We had an |nterest|ng s|tuat|on w|th an employee nearly gett|ng themself torn asunder for 'the fans' on Ch|ttr. Alas, they surv|ved, so we w|ll be turn|ng them |nto lusus nugget paste, aha. <o>
<o> Has anyone seen anyth|ng deeply pecul|ar or strange recently, out of cur|os|ty? Someth|ng d|sturb|ng |n |t's very nature, even? (´▽`ʃ ƪ) <o>
<o> How del|ghtful! I would be happy to procure |t off of your hands |f you ever f|nd |t no longer of |nterest. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
I don't think anyone would be happy with me letting this stuff get out.
✨🍭🕷️ hi im back still no funny haha i just got lonely 🕷️🍭✨
<o> A true shame, sc|ence w|ll surely weep at the loss. Ah well, I'll s|mply turn |t |nto a fun bra|n exerc|se to theor|ze about, aha. <o>
<o> Contrar|ly, I d|d get a l|ttle chuckle out of th|s. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
I can like. Tell you about the god, I guess.
<o> I am not well soc|al|zed, but I bel|eve th|s w|ll prove to be an adequate reply: https://64.med|a.tumblr.com/360cce2d02e381df071b5de8208d75a6/30d29c033a1ca4ce-8a/s400x600/5365417302bfdd5c5e7de1286f7e461a3d22cdd2.png <o>
LMAO. Yeah, we can talk Gods, big guy.
<o> Is |t uneth|cal to, say, request a coworker lock themself |n a room w|th a dangerous an|mal |f they're really qu|te exc|ted about the |dea? ƪ(˘ ⌣ ˘)ʃ <o>
<o> Well, they can't really say no, but who would |n the name a sc|ent|f|c study, aha. <o>
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<o> That's a good quest|on, D|mtr|! Perhaps we can go down to the HR off|ce together and ask, hm? ('◡') <o>
<o> Ever w|se as always, Dr. Helz|r, my thoughts exactly. What sort of D|rector would | be to let down my subord|nates, truly? <o>
<o> A Pecul|ar beasty, one could say. The part|culars don't matter too much, I'm s|mply cur|ous about determ|n|ng |t's predator dr|ve. (ˇ∀ˇ) <o>
<o> Noth|ng ventured, noth|ng ga|ned, as they say! ƪ（￣︶￣) ʃ <o>
yes :/ they rly kinda do so why dont we slow our roll a lil here professor
NOOOO!!!! D:>
<o> I see now why trolls use these soc|al med|a s|tes as much as I've heard, aha.. Qu|te the fl|rt|ng opportun|t|es, perhaps I'll have to |nform a lonely coworker or two. #Fr|endlyExper|mentat|on <o>
<o> I wonder |f | m|ght f|nd some su|table volunteers for a study or two wh|le I observe here, aha. (❁´◡`❁) <o>
✨🍭🕷️ there are old men flirting in my feed 🕷️🍭✨
<o> IT would be my honor, Dr. Helz|r. I must say, I am a fan of your work, fasc|nat|ng stuff |ndeed. <o>
<o> A tempt|ng offer |ndeed, Doctor, |t |s a challenge to deny such an offer. Perhaps you w|ll hear from me qu|te soon, hm? (￣︶￣)*↗ <o>