Dr. Doxiou Sigură
@oddityCuriosity
Director of research and testing for the lovely A.N.C.R. foundation
<o> I bel|eve |t would |mprove soc|ety |f we perhaps put more objects |nto the strange monstrous jar l|qu|d. (❁´◡`❁) <o>
Whadya wanna see next
<o> Oh how exc|t|ng! There are so many good opt|ons to put forth, aha.. how about some sort of meat? (´ ▽ `) <o>
Raw?
[Attached is a video of the jar in question perched on a shelf, half filled with the pitch black goo. It bubbles and churns as it dissolves the last of the cracker that was fed to it. When the ichor settles, a gloved hand comes in from off screen with a small Dixie cup filled with, it looks like, every pill Casper could find in his hive. He unceremoniously dumps the painkillers into the jar and very quickly replaces the lid. For a moment nothing happens, the pills sit atop the surface without passing through the topmost layer. Once the lid is secured, there is movement as Casper backs up from the shelf to give the thing some space. There is a perfectly preserved eye in a jar next to the jar of ichor. Purple, maybe, in this lighting. The eye is the only interesting thing happening before the gurgling starts and the pills begin to sink further into the ichor, leaving behind a grey frothing residue. Before long, what was previously empty space in the jar is filled with the stringy froth, and the liquid below begins to churn again, this time very violently. Like when someone does the tornado trick with a bottle of water, except it is thick and pulsing. Before the video cuts off Casper can be heard letting out a breathless laugh and a “Holy fuck” ]
what;
What’s up?
Was this wise, Littlest Cooper?
Kinda funny, I think. Jarvis and Zeke were in the room w/ me so it was like Fine.
And Professor Harold Jarvis and Ambassador Ezekiel of Rilir are well-known for their sound decisions, are they?
:P Yeah. Why are you calling out full governments on chittr dot ing buddy
I want it to be quite clear that I am familiar with their respective habits.
Okay, well. They were there and they also thought it was awesome.
I am quite certain they did. I'm sure the Professor even took notes on the matter.
<o> I look forward to show|ng th|s to some of my coworkers. ('◡') <o>
<o> I must say, I'm qu|te pleased w|th the rank|ng of F by the dear Scratch, but |t |s a shame there |sn't someth|ng more s|n|ster and horr|ble even lower than that. Ah well, perhaps next t|me. ƪ(˘ ⌣ ˘)ʃ <o>
<o> We had an |nterest|ng s|tuat|on w|th an employee nearly gett|ng themself torn asunder for 'the fans' on Ch|ttr. Alas, they surv|ved, so we w|ll be turn|ng them |nto lusus nugget paste, aha. <o>
<o> Has anyone seen anyth|ng deeply pecul|ar or strange recently, out of cur|os|ty? Someth|ng d|sturb|ng |n |t's very nature, even? (´▽`ʃ ƪ) <o>
<o> How del|ghtful! I would be happy to procure |t off of your hands |f you ever f|nd |t no longer of |nterest. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
I don't think anyone would be happy with me letting this stuff get out.
✨🍭🕷️ hi im back still no funny haha i just got lonely 🕷️🍭✨
<o> A true shame, sc|ence w|ll surely weep at the loss. Ah well, I'll s|mply turn |t |nto a fun bra|n exerc|se to theor|ze about, aha. <o>
<o> Contrar|ly, I d|d get a l|ttle chuckle out of th|s. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
✨🍭🕷️ >:) YESSSSSSSSSS 🕷️🍭✨
I can like. Tell you about the god, I guess.
<o> I am not well soc|al|zed, but I bel|eve th|s w|ll prove to be an adequate reply: https://64.med|a.tumblr.com/360cce2d02e381df071b5de8208d75a6/30d29c033a1ca4ce-8a/s400x600/5365417302bfdd5c5e7de1286f7e461a3d22cdd2.png <o>
LMAO. Yeah, we can talk Gods, big guy.
<o> Is |t uneth|cal to, say, request a coworker lock themself |n a room w|th a dangerous an|mal |f they're really qu|te exc|ted about the |dea? ƪ(˘ ⌣ ˘)ʃ <o>
<o> Well, they can't really say no, but who would |n the name a sc|ent|f|c study, aha. <o>
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<o> That's a good quest|on, D|mtr|! Perhaps we can go down to the HR off|ce together and ask, hm? ('◡') <o>
<o> Ever w|se as always, Dr. Helz|r, my thoughts exactly. What sort of D|rector would | be to let down my subord|nates, truly? <o>
<o> A Pecul|ar beasty, one could say. The part|culars don't matter too much, I'm s|mply cur|ous about determ|n|ng |t's predator dr|ve. (ˇ∀ˇ) <o>
Okay I think that's bad. ❣︎
<o> Noth|ng ventured, noth|ng ga|ned, as they say! ƪ（￣︶￣) ʃ <o>
yes :/ they rly kinda do so why dont we slow our roll a lil here professor
NOOOO!!!! D:>
<o> I see now why trolls use these soc|al med|a s|tes as much as I've heard, aha.. Qu|te the fl|rt|ng opportun|t|es, perhaps I'll have to |nform a lonely coworker or two. #Fr|endlyExper|mentat|on <o>
<o> I wonder |f | m|ght f|nd some su|table volunteers for a study or two wh|le I observe here, aha. (❁´◡`❁) <o>
✨🍭🕷️ there are old men flirting in my feed 🕷️🍭✨
<o> IT would be my honor, Dr. Helz|r. I must say, I am a fan of your work, fasc|nat|ng stuff |ndeed. <o>
<o> A tempt|ng offer |ndeed, Doctor, |t |s a challenge to deny such an offer. Perhaps you w|ll hear from me qu|te soon, hm? (￣︶￣)*↗ <o>