chittr
← @confusedDemolitionist

AFTER AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF HOURS!!!! @orphanersDualscars has LOCKED THE FUCK IN ON SOMETHING! but as is the nature of seafaring shenaniganry it could be a while yet!!! more still is the problem that this is not a submersible vessel and so we must draw the great beast up from the depths! i am WORKING ON THIS PROBLEM!!! @arachnidsGripes I DO HOPE YOU ARE AWARE THAT I HAVE SPENT THIS LAST DAY CYCLE FORMATTING AN INVOICE FOR SERVICES RENDERED!!!!

Kult: +50
Kull: +40
Total: 90
Ratio: 1.25

A can also juist dive gin A neit.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

SOUNDS FREAKY!

A'm built tae handle the pressure o the oceans, an it wouldnae hurt me none, but A also want tae eat this thin.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

EXCEEDINGLY REASONABLE!! in that case i suppose youd have me captain this vessel in your absence, captain???!!!!

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

Gin ye break anythin on ma ship, A will come back an revive this beast an let it eat ye. Otherwise, ye will temporarily steer the ship an leuk oot for danger. A am trustin ye wi thon.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

ILL HANDLE IT LIKE THE LIVE BOMB UNDER MY HAT! tenderly and very well balanced. does this mean that i am temporarily considered a captain??????

Na.

Kull: +7
Total: 7

BALLS

Kult: +5
Total: 5