The most hallowed of days, April first, draws ever nearer with every passing second. Tell me, friends, compatriots, how do you plan to participate in the whimsy and frivolities of such a truly excellent holiday?
it sounds like a wonderful time, dear one. would you tell me about the finer details of this highly anticipated holiday?
THE CORRECT ANSWER! Hoo hoo! I expect nothing less of you, dear Jane. A true Prankster Prodigy. Yes, please forgive my rudeness for asking at all.
im gunna do crimes and debaucheries #nsfw #violence
I won't blame you for one moment for fielding off your anticipation! Nor for weeding out the ninnies.
i got a head start on japery with some outfit swaps!!!
Oh, but it's perhaps the most wondrous of occasions here on earth, you see. April Fools, we call it - perhaps the only time of year in which you can find your fedora freaks and finery fiends tossing cream pies and dropping decks of cards, all in the name of entertaining your fellow man whilst keeping them humble.
how absolutely wonderful! a celebration dedicated to the act of joyous whimsy. what could be better? thank you for sharing this with me, dear one. i shall endeavor to participate! (:^