Tepekk
@penumbralConflagration
Don't mind me. I'm just perusing. (He/him)
(string^ 'ahah.') (string^ 'i've said it already but i really need to get this over with.') (string^ 'someone i've got to see back at hive.')
(string^ 'anyone and anything can be a puppet if you don't care their autonomy enough.') (string^ 'but watch out.') (string^ '(i don't condone this, or recommend it for the record.)')
yeah been there done that wouLLd not recommend
what do you think buddy
if i was the one puLLLLing the strings i dont think id be LLamenting the fact i didnt get a nifty tshirt saying "i got possessed by an ancient eviLL and aLLLL i got was some fuckass trauma" after puppeting a dude or whatev
(string^ 'i was thinking more 'pulled the strings and got bit in the ass for it' kind of lamenting.') (string^ 'but despite that being strangely specific. i could've made those t-shirts to hand out at my last job.')
not what my powers do. aLLso if you make those shirts can i have one
(string^ 'well how would i know that?') (string^ 'regardless. sure, maybe i'll open up a shop once this gig is up.')
im not exactLLy keeping my dreamwaLLking a secret and you cant puppet with that. and aww yiss -v-
stiLLLL doing great at not getting into troubLLe btw
(string^ 'the fact that you're announcing it makes it seem otherwise')
¶ N3V3R FORG3T TH3 R3AL LOS3RS OF SOCI3TY: "3XOTIC PROP3RTY L3ND3RS"
¶ TAK3 A WILD GU3SS AS TO TH3 ANSW3R TO THAT QU3STION.
(string^ 'hm. is it the global auction hive again?') (string^ 'you know they're elbow deep into that')
¶ 3V3RY NOW AND TH3N MY PARTN3R DANGL3S A FUN OPPORTUNITY OV3R MY H3AD WHIL3 W3'R3 WORKING. LIK3 Y3S HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOV3 A S3ARCH THAT MAK3S M3 US3 UP 53.5% OF MY BACKGROUND PROC3SSING CAPABILITI3S. §1 SADLY THOUGH, IT'S HARD TO B3 PR3S3NT WHIL3 RUNNING AT THAT SP33D AND ACTIV3LY TRYING TO PAY ATT3NTION TO WHAT TH3 FUCK ANYON3 IS SAYING TO M3
[BEGIN MESSAGE] zure|y tthey d0 n0t expect y0u tt0 keep c0nverzati0n. [END MESSAGE]
¶ NO, H3 JUSTS LIK3 B3ING ANNOYING.
Every time |'m ^ble to like order ^ bvrger everyone gets m^d ^t me c^vse of wh^t | get on it.
♡⸝⸝ WHA777S UR CON777ROVERSIAL ORDER BOO ⸝⸝♤
Ok^y so | st^rt with the s^vce. B^re minimvm | get m^yo, ketchvp, ^nd mvst^rd, he^vy on the mvst^rd. Three p^tties. |n between those p^tties? One l^yer is tom^toes ^nd lettvce, one l^yer is b^con ^nd h^m, ^nd the l^st l^yer is fried onions. The onions h^ve to be on the bottom so the gre^se ^nd the s^vce doesn't m^ke them soggy. | t^ke my bvn ^nd flip it over to so^k it in hot s^vce ^nd then | drizzle honey over the whole thing.
(string^ 'i mean that's oddly specific but i've heard worse.') (string^ 'just sounds like you know what you want')
(string^ 'things must have gotten easier for ill-will entities and curses since the nights of modern technology, hm?')
gotta wonder whats causing these entities to make chittr accounts of aLLLL things. boo LLook at me im a scary curse entity LLemme make a chitt about it to prove how LLegit i am -v-
(string^ 'it's the popular thing. where they're likely to get attention') (string^ 'but they def exist elsewhere. seen plenty of them') (string^ 'kinda miss the old forms actually. like, where's the old videos i had to send to 4 friends or get got?')
(string^ 'shoo, you. i want none of your services') (string^ 'i can curse others myself just fine. and at less cost.')
miss when it was aLLLL spooky cursed video tapes and caLLLLs from unknown numbers. we used to be a society 😔😔😔
(string^ 'these things have bios now with quirks that look like an edgy wriggler's.') (string^ ' "666 sweeps old" i'm sure you are.')
(string^ 'being 6'1" and jacked is a heavy burden to bear. 💔')
Y'know what 3ls3 is a burd3n? Ha<ing to also r3m3mb3r ur own addr3ss n palmhusk numb3r, h3r3 shar3 3m with m3 I'll mak3 sur3 it do3sn't o<3rwh3lm u ;)
(string^ 'that's cute. but i have a kinda strict policy about not handing those out lightly.')
(string^ 'gym time again') (string^ 'i've been getting. others staring at me for some reason') (string^ 'not that i'm self conscious that much but this is making me so. a little bit')
:> Tepekk, they prob^bly think you ^re hot. <:
(string^ 'listen i know full well why they were staring i just didn't want to say it') (string^ 'regardless. it's still embarrassing')
¶ ON TH3 R3C3NT F33D TR3ND. I DO HAV3 A CRUSH ON SOM3ON3 BUT W3'R3 STILL FIGURING THINGS OUT. I THINK I MIGHT JUST N33D TO GO FOR IT.
¶ I D3CID3 TO HOP IN AGAIN AND S33 MY DUMBASS PARTN3R POSTING ABOUT SOM3 FUCKSHIT. WHO'S TH3 ON3 POSTING ABOUT IT NOW INST3AD OF TALKING TO TH3IR SUPPORT??
(string^ 'listen. you didn't just see what i did ok?') (string^ 'i feel like i'm going a bit crazy')
¶ AND WHAT WOULD THAT B3? SUR3LY NOTHING YOU N33D TO B3 QUI3T ABOUT SINC3 YOU POST3D IT ONLIN3.
(string^ 'some fucking. huge. green toothy thing') (string^ 'it looked like a troll but. definitely not any normal one *i've* seen.') (string^ 'what i wonder is what the hell it was doing all the way out here. there's no way it came outta the lake')