Ardata Carmia
@perfidiousInfluencer
she who laughs last laughs shoujoest | iii'm not a FUCKIIING clown. | liiike and subscriiibe for even more siiiniiister content. | dm me iiif you would liiike to be a star. lowbloods preferred!
[IM TIRED OF $EEING PEOPLE HORNYPO$TING LET$ $TART #BIG$HOTPO$TING IN$TEAD GIVE ME YOUR BE$T PRODU#T OFFER AND MAYBE ILL #ON$IDER HIRING YOU FOR #ORPORATE!]
yes, hello, iii would liiike to propose a product. today iii am presentiiing to you my iiidea for a restraiiint table that does not buckle under the weiiight of a siiingle dehydrated lowblood and a tiiick lusus engorged wiiith theiiir delectable juiiices, but nonetheless stiiill requiiires assembly so as to make for compelliiing and subscriiibe worthy content.
[I LIKE IT! HOW MU#H MONEY DO YOU THINK THE MAKING OF THI$ PRODU#T WOULD #O$T (REMEMBER THE MORE MI#ROPLA$TI# IT #AN #ONTAIN THE BETTER!)]
iii beliiieve that iiit should be produced for a meager 6000 boondollars. enough to maiiintaiiin a certaiiin feeliiing of old school class and exclusiiion but not so much that the engiiineers are not iiincentiiiviiized to pump iiit as full of plastiiics (miiicro or otherwiiise, as all plastiiics wiiill eventually once agaiiin succumb to dust)
(( diiid you know: voiiice actiiing Ardata for the now nonexiiistent oriiigiiinal friiiendsiiim fandub transed my goddamn gender? IIIt's true! III understand her on a spiiiriiitual level and III am goiiing to make iiit everyone's problem
(( I forgot to mark this ooc to deauirk it but given the context of the statement I'm gonna claim it was intentional
https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/the%20jessica%20files/image_2026-03-28_164131693.png
.... bunnyBells.... thiiis shall not stand.
who iiis thiiis "eriiidan" anyway? he can't be such hot shiiit that he gets a week and iii don't.
Y3ah fr it2 2om3 bull2hit
@turingTran2c3nd3nc3 ju2t ki22 m3 alr3ady bro
iiif anyone iiis kiiissiiing anybody iiin thiiis thread iiit iiis goiiing to be me.
people only like him because he has 0 personality other than being annoying and for lowbloods you get culled immediately but ig since hes a highblood and male he gets a week :/
B3t dud3 what'2 up
after a briiief perusal of your profiiile iii have deemed you adequate. you may sliiide iiinto my dms iiif you so wiiish.
you shall siiit and smiiile and accept what iiis comiiing to you, peon. :.3
@bubbleBlower am iii doiiing iiit riiight?
yeah.. yeah that is a really disconcerting emoticon. especially with the text
a brand must always be wiiilliiing to update iiitself to the ciiircumstances of iiits tiiime. :.3 mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I'd give him shit for hating my repky but he's right. the :3 on this website's font looks far too sinister and I don't know if it's the :3 for me. Maybe E: is the cuter option. or maybe i stick to :) for my stupid smilies. these are deep, important things to ponder.
hmmmmm... siiiniiister, you say..... yes, perhaps iii shall try thiiis on for siiize.
she let me hiiit because iii have total domiiiniiion over her miiind >:.) #nsfw #nsfwe
iiif you should liiike to joiiin me on my riiise to stardom iii am currently acceptiiing appliiicatiiions for guest stars. lowbloods preferred. iii pay extravagantly.
why yes... you need siiimply come by my hiiive for a siiimple castiiing meetiiing!
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
V^ Yes. Have y0u seen y0ur pr0file picture? ^V
iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
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<] IM GOING TO THROW A ROCK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW[>
((This has officially been saved to my "gift art" folder thank you so much askl;jflk;dajsfjl;kasfkl;))