chittr
← @cerbericApostle

here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar

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it's unbuttoned many a corset.

wh/) has this w/)rked /)n n/)w im curi/)us

worDs DO have a way of gettin a bitch rileD up. y'know what? i'll take your worD for it. i got My own ways though. Maybe i shoulD give My own aDvice...

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a gentle troll does not kiss and tell.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

Nightmarish, thank you.

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speak for yourself. the bodices havwe been knowvwn to grace the floor.

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has a clear and 0bvi0us type.
@gullibleColumnist[GC]

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ This sucks. ]

howvw so? i knowvw quite a fewvw ladies wvwho find this quite charming.

Thou surely jesteth.

i see, another wvwith class. this line is lacking proper context, and that matters greatly. howvwevwer, nowvw that wvwe both are here. howvw doth thine day treat you? surely no better than i could, if'n you gift me your hand to take betwvween mine owvwn.