Porf Howard
@petrolLavender
The NEXT Todd Howard. If you DEADNAME me I will get you BANNED from Fallout 76. Human + He/Him (On/Jego) + 6'6" (2.0m)
X Short motherfucker lmao x
SHUT UP. NOT TRUE. I'M TALL. HUMANS ARE NOT NORMALLY THIS TALL. I'M TALL I'M TALLI;M TALLL,
X Nah, as an 8’10” person I gotta remind you ur short x
Imagine being so vertically disadvantaged... Couldn't be me... cough splutter cough cough
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
I am PERFECTLY COMPETENT and do not need NUDGING or OBSERVING, ok.
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.
OH COME ON. This site is a NIGHTMARE. But I will fix it.
It has come to my attention, that there are TOO MANY websites, that do NOTHING at all, and that's why people act WEAK and FOOLISH. People can't LEARN from what is online, because what IS online is USELESS. Clearly, it must be MY responsibility to TEACH the masses, or the world will continue to get WORSE, when it doesn't have to. That is why I will be sharing my ideas HERE. Maybe it will take time, for people to UNDERSTAND my GENIUS, but that's just what ART is like. People are free to read and share, but it's not MY fault, if YOU can't understand me and get mad.
I see SOME people are too STUPID, to press the RIGHT button. It looks like THIS: 💜
I already know EVERYTHING about websites. how kill idiot reddit how kill idiot computer virus reddit how delete reply notification chittr