♠ hated by @petrolLavender
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
X Nah, as an 8’10” person I gotta remind you ur short x
I'm 12'5" By The Way.
Salutations, online denizens! It is I, the illustrious fixer known as Don Quixote! Mine eyes glazed over this "web site" having been added to the "browser" on the "lap top" I was awarded for excellent performance in the field, and so, I have decided to sate mine endless curiosity as towards what could possibly be the contents of this site of webs! The figurative, digital landscape here reflects oddities upon mine eyes, I must admit... and yet, I find myself enticed! From a fixer of some renown to the general populace, it is naught but my most dear of wishes that we are to get along famously and without strife.
xX Oh my, those poor creatures have no horns~! Xx
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