Kiruma Retina
@pinballWizard
I love human pinball. (he/him)
|\Do these chuds not have hobbies? Personally I recommend trying human Pinball./|
i have 1000 hours in dragon ball xenoverthe 2
i have been noted that multiple people wanted to meet me at #sicknastysunday and for that i am sorry the recent filmings had me particularly exhausted and so i slept through the entire event … surely this can be amended by moxie perhaps organising her own event in the future question i would also like to show an apology photo from me to all of you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e03ac3520cb3.jpeg #nsfw
whY are Yoч green? ;/
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/Troll1.gif https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/Troll2.gif Given it is maid day I should share some more images of myself, a little pixel animation from awhile back~
|\That backside could hit pinballs farther than any flipper GOG DAMN! #suggestive (?) maybe?/|
The animation is embellished to show off a bit more. My natural curves are...lackluster to say the minimum
|\I'm sure its more than good enough for the purposes of life sized pinball./|
@aligerousCallidity Please Bite me I want Rabies too!!! Please!!! Please Please!!! Please Please Please!!! Please Please Please Please!!! Please Please Please Please Please!!! Please Please Please Please Please Please!!! Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please!!!
when iss it my turn to be kidnapped and collared and pailed witthin an incch of my life #nssfw #nssfwe
|\And the only way to get out would be to win at one of their sick games/|
Ohhh... I just noticed... I ehm... Have 1400 in kult score...? Ehm...thank you... For liking my things.. what do people usually do...with big numbers (o . O ❀)
|\Sometimes I use it as an excuse to reward myself. /;) #suggestive/|
Oh...? (o . o ❀) Like what...? (o . o ❀)
|\Well after I am particularly happy with a new high score in pinball I take some of thee ones from my favorite tables and prepare them for an unforgettable journey. /:) #nsfw/|
still no ride and the city is far enough away to where I can't walk it in one night. I'm desperate at this point can someone help me? -🐎
|\If you have a way to fling yourself I can calculate the exact angles and all of that and tell you what to do. I do it for my buddy all the time./|
|\Nonesense. You if you can find a good amount of scrap near you you can do it./|
Some games get so boring playing alone. ☹️ I should teach my younger proteges how to play pool, or checkers, or games of the sort. 🤔🤔 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/accidentshappen.png
V^ Y'kn0w. It's my fault f0r being up late when I sh0uld be sleeping. Cause why the FUCK is grubtube rec0mmending this t0 me, I have never listened t0 such a thing in my alm0st-13 sweeps. https=://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/9ac100e3c935.jpg ^V
|\That stuff is so calming. At least, when I can hear it over the even more calming sound of my pinball tables/|
|\I can't stop listening to Troll Tally Hall again./|
OH YEAH? IF YOU LIKE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU RANK YOUR TOP FIVE TROLL TALLY HALL SONGS. GO ON. I'LL WAIT. YOU WON'T DO IT, YOU JIGGLING INVERTEBRATE. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN PUT YOU & ME ON THERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE FUCK-AWFUL TASTE. PROVE ME WRONG.
|\I would say in no particular order because theres no way I could possibly rank them &, Two Wuv, The Bidding, Murders (because that is 100% Troll Tally Hall you cannot convince me otherwise), and every version of Just A Friend/|
AS EXPECTED, BARKBEASTSHIT. BECAUSE YOU LEFT OUT YOU & ME. BUT YOU HAVEN'T PRATFALLED INTO A *TOTAL* LACK OF MY RESPECT. YOU HAVE SOME TASTE.
i llikee to hhearr aaboutt. ppeopless hhobbiess. tthankk you
|\So the basis of Pinball is the gravity that allows to ball to be flung around and make chain reactions to rack up as much points as you can. That's of course overly simplified but it can be extrapolated into every part of life./|
|\So first the ball comes down into the spring and you pull it back to launch it. Then you let it do its thing and there are buttons connected to flippers on either side the machine that you have to use to stop the ball from falling into the machine or you lose./|
wwhatt do ootherr ppeoplee. do. all nnightt llongg?
|\IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION???? I CAN SHOW YOU SOME OF MY FAVORITE TABLES IF YOU WANTED TO COME OVER TO MY PLACE!/|
|\I can give you step by step instructions on building your own table if you prefer/|
i tthinkk tthatt. mmaybee i wwilll not be aablee to do tthatt eeitherr. but i wwilll tthinkk aaboutt it. for my nnextt rrewardd. i jjustt nneedd to mmakee ssuree. i wwouldd llikee it. so i ddontt wwastee one.