⚇ Sometimes I forget how big the landmass is on Alternia until I bring up the map to see where the new wrigglers are flying in from. ⚇ No wonder seadwellers pressed all the God damn time. ⚇ There's wayyy more land than water lmaooo ⚇
⚇ Peep the horror ⚇
---- |wait is that what alternia looks like what are the green and pink things on either side oh wow I've never seen this before is the continent the land part and the ocean the water part then is that how planets look I've never seen anything like this before wow| ____
⚇ ...Motherfucker was you hatched yesterday? ⚇
---- |no I'm an adult but I've been in one block for all of my life well sometimes I got moved but that's not the point but I was only given access to the internet not very long ago so now I'm trying to learn things um but learning about the planet wasn't something that I needed to know so I wasn't ever taught it| ____
⚇ ...Hmph. ⚇ Well I take education very seriously ⚇ So lemme go through one by one. ⚇ The green and pink things are Alternia's moons- big rocks that orbit the planet due to Alternia's natural gravitational pull. ⚇ Gravity is like... Some wack shit miracle that keeps us all planted where we is on the planet without floating off into space. ⚇ Yes the continent is the land part ⚇
---- |thank you oh wow those are the moons? I've heard of those I think maybe one of my handlers commented on it being bright or something a bit ago um I don't really remember but that makes sense I didn't know the thing that makes you fall on the floor really hard had a name that's good to know too thank you wow| ____
⚇ Get this shit out my face, dawg. ⚇ How the fuck is this your first motherfuckin' post. ⚇ Did you make an account to antagonize a schoolfeeder online? ⚇ Are you fucking six? ⚇
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⚇ You some different kinda stupid, motherfucker. ⚇