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Maybe this is some kind of flirting.
They ★re both e⚔tensions of p★ssion ★re they not? I'm not telling you wh★t to think, simply offering ★ different perspective.
Those ★ren't ★s wholly sep★r★te ★s you seem to think.
\I agree/ \I beat someone with love once/ \I told them about my love for petrified wood/ \They got bored and left so I consider it a victory... by love... of petrified wood/ #petrified-wood-supremacy #love-wins
𖦹H? c𖦹uLd cUpId p𖦹sSiBlY... n𖦹𝇋|𝇌 bE VeRy r𖦹mAn𝇋|𝇌iC Af𝇋|𝇌eR AlL? Im jUs𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌eAsIn. Sh𖦹𖦹𝇋|𝇌 Em iN 𝇋|𝇌hE KnEeCaP S𖦹 𝇋|𝇌HeY CaN𝇋|𝇌 f𖦹lL𖦹W Y𖦹U
🔴🎥 XandraTVLive Stream Highlight ✨ -- [ Audio Transcription ] -- Alright. So, the topic on the feed this evening was crushes, and it was absolutely inspiring. And if you're like me, you may be just a *bit* of a romantic. [laughs] Okay, that's the understatement of the century. You might be the kind of person who sees that spark in people and it just... it lights a blazing inferno inside of you!
profess1onal here! you’re fucked
>--D=I=will=try=to=burn=as=much=fuel=as=possible=in=the=next=perigree=so=that=your=iceberg=can=melt=and=you=can=be=free=from=its=clutches=lady=Fraimi=haha=:P//<
yOu'rE LiKe hAlF My aGe, ThA𝇋|𝇌 mEaNs yOu'rE A KiDdO T𖦹 mE I'M AfRaId. BuT Y𖦹U GiVe sOlId aDvIcE, sO SuRe. CuPiD ExPeR𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌O𖦹
nEvEr sAiD Y𖦹U C𖦹UlDn'𝇋|𝇌 sQuIdD𖦹 kIdD𖦹. PeRsPeC𝇋|𝇌IvE Of a gUy wH𖦹's bEeN WiTh hIs mA𝇋|𝇌EsPrI𝇋|𝇌 fOr 10 IsH SwEePs nOw iS AlL
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ my hands◕me matesprit wants me uwu
▲anyways if you wanna be wanted, hit me up sometime i need a new ashtray▼
wA𝇋|𝇌ChIn aLl y'aLl sUcCuMb 𝇋|𝇌O ThE PrEsSuReS Of rOmAnTiC CeN𝇋|𝇌RiC IdE𖦹L𖦹Gy kInDa fUnNy aF Y'AlL ShOuLd gE𝇋|𝇌 a hObBy 𝇋|𝇌HaT AiN'T YeArNiN
ONE DAY TOO LATE!!!
I DᏫИT UИDERᔑTAИD WHY THEY DᏫИT JUᔑT EAT IT
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ WEEEE HAPPY MATESPRIT M◕NDAYYY!! [Attached is a ph◕t◕ ◕f Phynne kissing tha cheek ◕f her˚ her puppet c◕rpse˚ It l◕◕ks c◕nsiderably w◕rse than it did last time she p◕sted it˚]
exact worwding matterws and i would agrwee to disagrwee except you arwe wrwong so therwe is nothing to disagrwee about so we arwe in agrweeance that you arwe wrwong and that is okay and i forwgive you
what that was neverw in the parwameterws it was one dedicate them to you two make them perwsonal and thrwee say them to you and one i dedicated those worwds to you and i also said them to you but forw the second parwt in making them perwsonal it neverw said perwsonal to who and i will have you know that they arwe verwy perwsonal to me
barwbeque bacon burwgerw
[QUADRANT$ AREN'T REAL ANYWAY]
the frwuit is too low hanging i can not point it out it is too crwuel
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ⱥ dȺ♱Ɨng -∊v-∊n♱ 屮Ωuld b-∊ fun bu♱ Ɨ ⴵȺv-∊ Ⱥn ȺbundȺn☪︎-∊ Ωf pȺr♱n-∊rΣ Ⱥnd ♱ⴵ-∊y ☪︎Ωm-∊ fƗrΣ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[RIT#HY KELDAM DATING EVENT EX#EPT THERE$ ALREADY ONE #EVENTIN#EPTION]
[ oh arê wê doing quad êvênts. lêt mê bēt thê shit out of you and wê can go from thêrê. ]
eviil tiickles
[GENTLEMEN REMEMBER THERE'LL BE FIGHTING INVOLVED! WHO DOE$NT LOVE VIOLEN#E ON TV?! ]
C:~ I'm petty?? I'M JEALOUS??? I don't care that it's in the past!!!! You didn't even love him! I've tried so hard for our future, I made sweet love to you and that's how you've repaid me??? Even after all that happened, you kept talking about that... oaf!!! Haven't you got enough? I sacrificed universes for you!!!<
[$ORRY, BUT I #AN'T GO AGAI$NT ORDER$. WHAT THE BO$$ $AY$ GOE$.]
[YOU'RE TOO #UTE, MI$$ FRAIMI.]
[DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET THE TARGET KEEP HI$ PALMHU$K? OH PLEA$E. REFER TO @E$#APEE FOR FURTHER INQUIRIE$ IF YOU HAVE THEM, #HEER$.]
FUCK HEAD YOU ARE NOT SAFE ON. PRETTY L4TTLE MO4RA4LS POST. 4 F4ND YOU. AND PUNCH HOLE. THROUGH GUT. THEN WE SEE. WHO SH4T WHERE.
ʚ( W♡w W♡w W❤︎w I'm Climbing Up The Ranks Already, Aren't I? If Any♡ne Requires L♡ve Advice, D♡n't Hesitate T♡ Let Me Kn♡w! )ɞ
Hellø, Gøød Peøple Øf Chittr. It Is Time Tø Dust Øff That Øld Bøøk And Find Søme Fine Følks Their Ideal Quadmate. ( Yøu Can Find My Cøntact Inførmatiøn Øn The Back Øf Møst Packs Øf Ignitiøn Sticks, If Yøu Are Currently Løøking Tø Find Sømeøne Tø Fill Øne Øf Yøur Quads! ) #nsfw
A fucking disgrace is wha⟡ ⟡hey are, jus⟡ like you. Always lovely ⟡o see ⟡he Flee⟡ b⚯⟡lickers ⟡urning on each o⟡her, ⟡hough. Wha⟡ a joke ==⟢
+..Oh....gyuu know...don'♱ wanna ge♱ sued ( ˘ᴥ˘ )..+
+..(・∞・ミ∋)3 I missed my favori♱e "exper♱"..+
so like patrick bateman COULD be relatable through a feminist sociological lens is all i'm sayin. there's layers here.
when im happy i say: bitches love my sideburns.
she let me hiit because ii spiilled my driink all over the bar
she let me hiit because she iis bleediing from a wound that never heals
she let me hiit because ii'm siillayyyyy 🤪
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for... ah?? All of Chittr? That is difficult to deliver, but I shall do my best! Your message is as follows: “if you think no one wants you, THINK AGAIN! i want you. jerking it crazy style to you specifically.” GOODNESS! I suppose we are all very wanted right now! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #NSFW ♧♢♤♡
mediiate thiis: 8=========D
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//pe0ple c0me in all w0nderful shapes and sizes and y0u can design a character h0wever y0u want. aradia just likes analyzing pe0ple f0r fun
-^When two married trolls split apart. How do yo∇ not know what that is.^-
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anyone wvanna get beforan style culled by a handsome rich vwiolet sexual style? #nsfwv
[THEN IM APOLOGIZING FORMALLY RIGHT NOW WAIT]
[$HE$ MAD BE#AU$E I $AID I DIDNT BELIEVE IN LOVE ON#E]
[HI FRAIMI $TOP BEING $O PETTY]
[FRAIMI NAME 5 MAGAZINE$ YOU APPEAR IN GO]
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『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
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[I'LL NEED TO TALK THROUGH WITH GEEGEE ABOUT RE-OPENING JOB APPLI#ATION$ WE ARE GOING $PAR$E ON THE #ALL #ENTER DEPARTMENT. I $EE #HITTR FOLK ARE UNEMPLOYED! MAYBE ILL OPEN THEM TO THE PUBLI# OF THI$ WEB$ITE]
beiing tall and handsome and muscular iis so embarrassiing
#ritchyart https://files.catbox.moe/cqf550.png
[FRAIMI I DONT FREAKING #ARE IF PA$#AL LIKE$ ME LE$$ THAN YOU I DO NOT KNOW THEM????]
[FRAIMI YOUR FRIEND$ #AN HAVE MORE FRIEND$ AND IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BEFRIEND THI$ GUY]
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=>>he says "yeah sørry fraiMi hursus can yøu like Møve a bit iM uncøMfy yeah yeah like that yup økay yeah">>>
Yes! Yꨄ︎u tꨄ︎ld me yꨄ︎u hate me many times and that yꨄ︎u dꨄ︎n't like me and yꨄ︎u hate what I say with examples tꨄ︎ anyꨄ︎ne yꨄ︎u meet here! I lꨄ︎ve that fꨄ︎r yꨄ︎u.
hold on let me go f1nd my reta1ner 5o we can both 5quabble at each other w1th a l15p.
Hꨄ︎w? Yꨄ︎u say the same type ꨄ︎f passiꨄ︎nate wꨄ︎rds tꨄ︎ me and that is alsꨄ︎ lꨄ︎ve ^///^
MY FOREHEAD 15 REGAL AND MERCUR1AL... 1t 15 po1nty becau5e 1 am targeted. focu5ed. 1 under5tand my v1ct1m5... 1 mean den1zen5. 1'm bu1lt l1ke an emperor. you're bu1lt l1ke 5eal-5k1n boot5.
you. 1'm promot1ng you to mogul. jump anyone who d15agree5 w1th me.
Wꨄ︎w yꨄ︎u really care abꨄ︎ut this persꨄ︎n! Imagine having this much tꨄ︎ say abꨄ︎ut sꨄ︎meꨄ︎nes fꨄ︎rehead ^///^
who are you ly1ng for? do you know how pathet1c you are to care what the5e 5tranger5 on the 1nternet th1nk? you th1nk your forehead got 5maller from l1ke5? 1 can 5ee my reflect1on on your head. th15 5h1t'5 pol15hed w1th ol1ve o1l. you look l1ke a roman 5enator. br1ng me my body butter.
꒦꒷ ROMANCESLOP you can do it fraimi I BELIEVE IN YOUR POWER TO ACHIEVE BOTH OF THESE UNTIL YOU become a LOVE SEN
they do taste like the outside of fish! but not the good parts! :(
Aw! Cute! I've always liked playing in the water this brings back lꨄ︎vely memꨄ︎ries fꨄ︎r me. We shꨄ︎uld splash each ꨄ︎ther.
^////^ I lꨄ︎ve yꨄ︎u tꨄ︎ꨄ︎!
I hꨄ︎pe everyꨄ︎ne has had a gꨄ︎ꨄ︎d time the past nights! I was away ꨄ︎n a trip with a special persꨄ︎n but I will be back with lꨄ︎ts ꨄ︎f lꨄ︎ve tꨄ︎mmꨄ︎rꨄ︎w ^^
[I DO BUT I WON'T GIVE YOU ANY!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR I#E #HAIR]
[YOUR BADGE I$ $T↑ID AND DUMB LOOKING!!!!!]
[FINALLY! ID LIKE TO THANK MY LU$U$, HUR$U$, KENTON, $UKIRI, MY #OMPANY AND ID LIKE TO NOT THANK GATZBY]
[I AM JU$T TO $PITE YOU @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN WERE DONE]
you snooze you lose.
ī'd sāy īts līkē wē'rē wātchīn tø sēē īf røsē shārēs hēr bīg fūckāss døør fløāty tø jāck sø thēy cān fløāt tøgēthēr tø sāfēty būt jāck hād jūst rēcēntly chēātēd wīth ā yøgūrt whørē
B( #vagueposting
guhmph. as if fraimi has standards!!
hmm no >B)
i love you don't you love me?
youre so into me it makes you look stupid is that why you cant come up with any good comebacks?
Another Short One, So We Will Have 3 Today! ⋆♤˚⟡˖ "Need A Kismesis So Bad But My Species Doesn't Have Quadrants" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ #advice Take Part Anyway! Find Other People That Are Like-minded In Your Own Species, Or Get Involved With Trollkind! Cross-species Fraternisation Should Not Be Frowned Upon! Though If You Do End Up With A Troll, Please Be Made Aware That As A Combat-focused Species We Have Tougher Skin, Teeth, And Bodies In General So If You Are Human ( Like We Suspect ) You Will Need To Negotiate Boundaries. I Have Also Been Informed By Alec, Our Resident Human, That Trolls Do Not Have The Same Blood Born Diseases As Humans So Make Sure Your Human Partner Is Up To Date On Their Screenings! ♠ #quadrantconundrums ♠
no >B)
sorry baby but thats just what fashion IS now maybe youre just jealous cause youre a bit last season?
im GORGEOUS and i thought the one that ate fish here was you? get better material >B)
[UGH GOT LOT$ OF APPLI#ATION$ TO GO THROUGH, I$ THE MARKET REALLY THI$ $PAR$E]
[ILL PO$T ABOUT MY $EX LIFE ALL I WANT FRAIMI YOU #ANT $TOP ME! #N$FW]
[AH HAHAH THANK YOU PO$TTAGGER I WOULD $AY MORE BUT I DONT THINK IM ALLOWED TO #$UGGE$TIVE]
[PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KNOWING MY "FUNNY BU$INE$$" FRAIMI.]
[FRAIMI DON'T YOU FU#KING DARE HATE MY #HIT]
[I JU$T GOT GOT LAID, HAD FUNNY BU$INE$$, MADE LOVE, DID HANKY PANKY, TAPPED A$$, $HOOK $HEET$, HAD AMOROU$ #ONGRE$$, JUMPED BONE$, KNO#KED BOOT$, $HAGGED, $#REWED, NAILED, BONED, BANGED, DODDLED, BOINKED, PORKED, YENTZED, TROMBONED, $HT↑PED, BAKED THE POTATO, BUTTERED A BI$#UIT, PUT THE BREAD IN THE OVEN, GOT MY KETTLE MENDED, HAD HORIZONTAL REFRE$HMENT, DID BAM-BAM IN THE HAM, PLANTED THE PAR$NIP, $ENT OUT FOR $U$HI, TO$$ED A HOT DOG ↓ THE HALLWAY, HAD MY #ORN GROUND, GROPED FOR TROUT IN A PE#ULIAR RIVER, BROUGHT AN AL DENTE NOODLE TO THE $PAGHETTI HOU$E, DID $QUAT THRU$T$ IN THE #U#UMBER PAT#H, DID THE BEDROOM RODEO, DID BA$KET-MAKING, DID THE DEVIL'$ DAN#E, DID HOT YOGA, PARALLEL PARKED, ROLLED IN THE HAY, WET THE WILLY, DID THE MATRIMONIAL POLKA, BUMPED UGLIE$, DID #HE$TERFIELD RUGBY, DAN#ED THE GOAT'$ JIG, DID TWO-PER$ON PU$H↑$, WENT HEEL$-TO-JE$U$, PUT THE WAND IN THE #HAMBER OF $E#RET$, $AW A MAN ABOUT A DOG, TOOK OLD ONE EYE TO THE OPTOMETRI$T $O FU#KING GOD LIKE RIGHT HERE IN MY OFFI#E FU#KKK #N$FW]
these bitches want me so bad maybe im not just not built for this life #sevendraws https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/Un32n4amed.png
love you too <3< >B) LOL
>>| here we go .again. .am .i correct, burais?
I sstill don't know really get the dividing line for #nsfw... OBVIOUSLY I kknow- the, uhm - whwhat's obviously lewd, and... Ss stuff... But I mean, it says, just.. Quadrant..? Activities...? Does that include hand-holding.......
im insulting you because its TRUE and because im the REAL love expert while YOURE the POSER
i have ALL the love degrees
my nose is way better TOO
whhy sø sērīøūs
fake
💠~ Babes, I'm not like, keeping her forever. It's literally just so I can like, see her for a few nights. ~💠
[UGH @IN$OU#IANTFOREWOMAN YOURE $U#H A FAKE FRIEND]
[NO BOUQUET WILL $URPA$$ MINE IN BEAUTIFULNE$$!]
[#EATITFRAIMI #IHAVEABOUQUET #WITHBEAUTIFULFLOWER$ #ANDYOUDONT]
[HAHA GUE$$ WHO GOT A BOUQUET TODAY #Y↑ #THAT$RIGHT #YOURMAN #RIT#HYKELDAM #$U#KIT]
ragebait is a love language ragebait is a love langauge ragebait is a lovelagbgudsfdsf 💢 💢 💢 #vaguepost #i hate nerds
[OKAY I TAKE IT BA#K #AN I UNMIDDLE FINGER YOU]
[#MIDDLEFINGER #NOYOUDONT #ENLIGHTENME!!!!!]
>>>(That) (You) know of...
>>>(Thousandfold) curses...
>>>( #VulnerableTarget )
[BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK]
[YOU WILL DIE AND ROT IN HELL!!!]
[THI$ I$ OUTRAGEOU$ TO THE MARINE WILDLIFE #PUTITBA#K]
Nꨄ︎pe! I'm nꨄ︎t sure hꨄ︎w I can. I dꨄ︎n't knꨄ︎w hꨄ︎w tꨄ︎ prepare raw fish but yꨄ︎u dꨄ︎. Yꨄ︎u're sꨄ︎ cꨄ︎mpetitive have yꨄ︎u tried spꨄ︎rts?
~~(__^·> a professional says <·^__)~~ "First of all, thank you for your services, ma’am. Secondly, I’m too busy with my work for quadrants. I have to keep a professional profile at all times, look tough and cordial, all that jazz. But sometimes I find myself casting sidelong glances at clubs I pass by and see women inside dancing their hearts out and I think lord, I could be dancing in there with them. But I can’t have that. It’s a bad look for someone of my caliber and reputation to be seen in some glitzy little joint if I’m not accompanying anybody. And of course when I am accompanying somebody, my job is to protect them and that’s all. No distractions. Sometimes I wish I could just throw caution to the wind and sit somewhere nice with a drink in my hand and a woman in my lap. Can’t do that though. Don’t even know how you could help with this, honestly. Think I just needed to get this off my chest." ~~(__^·> aaah a true gentleman, a rare species indeed <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> furstly, its my pawlwasure, baby <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> helping othfurs with such things is a passion of mine, if the stars ever allowed it, i wanted my own television show, it jyst wasnt right <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> second <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> i understand pawfectly, my dear toiyaa, such a sweet, romantic man, cant wait to get rid of him, business gets him down <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> took quite some time fur hin to break out of thatwhole "work is dangerous, work is more impawtent, what about the boys" thing <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> youll know when life settles enough to give you the chance <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> fur now, keep it slow, steal glances, ask fur dances, you dont have to rush into commitment if it doesnt feel right <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> reputation nefur stops being a pawblem, darling <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> a million eyes will make you sick if you keep thinkin about em <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> if a few pawple find you somewhere and claim youre being unsavory by having a little fun thats a fault of their own <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> efurry man needs to be vulnerable, to be wanted, to be seen by the right soul <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> dont let othfurs take such pawleasures away from you, my dear <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> bitfurness stews with time, chase love now befur you find yourself unfit to take care of a lady <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #mamasquadadmice #winedrunk <·^__)~~ https://forms.gle/Hj9qAt3Md41pJLjS9
pчt the sticker back: it was better before
wasn;t lYin aboчt Yoч ;( Yoч need professional help
i;m not a pervert ;p
more than Yoч ;( this is all Yoч;ll ever be: a third rate wannabe cчpid
Yoч;re the one slavin awaY over чseless qчad problems, babe ;( that;s shamefчl for someone of Yoчr caste
qчadrants weigh me down ;) i;m a free troll with no ties
get a better job then? lol
-^Yo∇’re yo∇.^-
clearlY not everYone ;( Yoч;ve got some mean haters lчrkin behind the screen: i know some of them
i;m alreadY winning if Yoч consider me an enemY
Yea ;( Yoч shoчld delete Yoчr accoчnt, babes
Yoч;re too чglY for me to follow ;/
ii'm stiill grounded but xandra saiid she'll let people over iif they fiill out a questiionnaiire 1. a traiit of xander's that you liike the most 2. the coolest thiing you've seen xander do 3. how many hiigh fiives would you giive xander 4. what would you giive xander for hiis wriiggliing day (comiing up btw) 5. a cool thiing that makes you thiink of xander yeah so pretty much ii'm expectiing to have a huge blowout party once all my friiends fiill thiis out and come over for liike a huge epiic pool party or whatever
>>>((You'll)) bear the mark
mmmmm gruel for dinner delicious as always https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1891.jpeg
^///^ I think Fraimi has sꨄ︎me lꨄ︎ve fꨄ︎r me even if it's thrꨄ︎ugh aggressiꨄ︎n and disagreeing with my ꨄ︎piniꨄ︎ns. Why else wꨄ︎uld yꨄ︎u draw me sꨄ︎ cute and princely? The sparkle in my eyes is my favꨄ︎rite part!
But I must and I have! I want the wꨄ︎rld tꨄ︎ see yꨄ︎ur lꨄ︎ve transfered intꨄ︎ drawing.
^///^ I'm sꨄ︎ happy! I made much mꨄ︎re friends than I expected ꨄ︎n my first night. I wꨄ︎uld like mꨄ︎re!
^^ dꨄ︎ what yꨄ︎ur heart desires!
ꨄ︎h my did yꨄ︎u draw this?! ^///^ that's me!!! ꨄ︎h my Messiahs I'm sꨄ︎ flushed. I will make this my avatar right away!
But Miss Frąimi I do I swєąr it! I just-Mistєr Vєlvєt dєsєrvєs support...I wąnt to support...both...uwąąąąąąą CHUCHU (′д｀ )…彡…彡
Wєird? But ąll forms of lovє ąrє to bє chєrishєd! ąnd you'rє both cutєst I cąnnot pick sidєs chuchuuuuuu!! ヾ(≧へ≦)〃
I think you ąrє both єquąlly cutє! Why doєs this hąvє to bє ą dєcisivє sєpąrątion whєn you both sprєąd lovє chuchu... (；′⌒`)
>>| scrolling .and scrolling .and like, where .is .actual hard stuff? .everything .is too cute .and too friendly, .and .i .only saw .one post .about guy .in .a hole, .i guess. but that's .it, nothing .else. .are .all trolls .on chittr suddenly got pacified .or what?
Cꨄ︎ngratulatiꨄ︎ns Miss Fraimi! Yꨄ︎u deserve it ^^
someone probably knows a secre..t about all of us
♯becauseido
a troll shoots their matesprit, then holds him underwater for five minutes. then they hang him. afterwards they both go out to eat and have a lovely supper. explain!
Maybe. Doesn't matter now. Now it's just. Directionless yearning. I've yet to find someone else, she is happier on her own path.
Boss last time I did that I nearly killed her.
>>>(Common) commodity created and consumed by charlatans... >>>(Notarized) by (Nobody)...
[IT'$ JU$T A $AYING FRAIMI.]
[FINALLY OUT OF THE DO#TOR NOW I HAVE TO GO PI#K ↑ MY ANTIDEPRE$$ANT$ AND I #AN #RA$H AT MY BEAUTIFUL HU$BAND$ HIVE FOR THE RE$T OF THE DAY #HELLYEAH]
I will make sure that lꨄ︎ve prꨄ︎spers in yꨄ︎ur rest!! ^///^
But Miss Frąimi hє doєs thє sąmє job ąs you! Shouldn't you two find thє common ground of lovє chuchu?
>>>(Releasing) negative karma and energies >>>(For) a cupid coup d'état!..
Nꨄ︎ discꨄ︎urse, ꨄ︎nly mutual lꨄ︎ve fꨄ︎r lꨄ︎ve even if we have different ꨄ︎piniꨄ︎ns sꨄ︎metimes ^^! I respect Fraimi a lꨄ︎t!!
Thank yꨄ︎u fꨄ︎r the fꨄ︎llꨄ︎w Fraimi!!! ^///^ I lꨄ︎ve yꨄ︎u tꨄ︎ꨄ︎!!!!!
>>>(Hobbyist) >>>(Ad) hominem >>>(Again)!
>>>(As) is a right... >>>(Trusting) in the self licensed to bypass bureaucratic corruption was a mistake >>>(For) (They) have agents in many corners of the self help market!..
>>>(Pointless) spiels of nothings about sweet nothings >>>(Zero) stars awarded >>>(Ad) hominem!
>>>(Conversational) chicanery! >>>(Fell) for a honeypot... >>>(Never) again!!!
>>>(Drivel) of councils and establishments... >>>(Bad) information runs rampant... >>>(Sponsored) by planted professionals for propagandizing... >>>((There)) is no seeking help!..
Eye cꨄ︎ntact! Dꨄ︎ yꨄ︎u see the lꨄ︎ve in my pupils? Dꨄ︎es the wꨄ︎rld gꨄ︎ silent with ꨄ︎nly the thumping ꨄ︎f my pumper filling the vꨄ︎id? Is it awful? Is it amazing? I'm sꨄ︎ excited tꨄ︎ be arꨄ︎und a like minded trꨄ︎ll I feel dizzy!! ^///^ Lꨄ︎ve this! Lꨄ︎ve yꨄ︎ur attentiꨄ︎n!
Hi!!! I lꨄ︎ve yꨄ︎ur blꨄ︎g and what yꨄ︎u say ꨄ︎n this app. Yꨄ︎u're sꨄ︎ full ꨄ︎f lꨄ︎ve and lꨄ︎ve fꨄ︎r ꨄ︎thers ^///^ I'm sꨄ︎ excited yꨄ︎u nꨄ︎ticed me.
[GROW YOUR OWN $TRAWBERRIE$ GIRL]
Seek it then explꨄ︎de with ꨄ︎verwhelming intensity fꨄ︎r yꨄ︎ur belꨄ︎ved tꨄ︎ where they have tꨄ︎ be enchanted by yꨄ︎ur devꨄ︎tiꨄ︎n ^^
^///^ wꨄ︎w! Dangerꨄ︎us! The thrill ꨄ︎f lꨄ︎ve and the abundance ꨄ︎f desire shꨄ︎uld make ꨄ︎ne seek viꨄ︎lence sꨄ︎metimes! The ultimate shꨄ︎wcase ꨄ︎f it. Amazing tꨄ︎ hear!
https://64.media.tumblr.cꨄ︎m/9ccc3614c394eec1083be0edaf0a710d/5445fece64aa1666-1f/s2048x3072/630c7057803e67ace3c845c7dec23d0e21c63c7e.png Hellꨄ︎ trꨄ︎lls ꨄ︎f all hues and saturatiꨄ︎n! I'm Velvet and I want tꨄ︎ knꨄ︎w everything abꨄ︎ut yꨄ︎u and yꨄ︎ur lꨄ︎ve life ^^
~Om nO~m n~Om~
~Yummyy nach~Os all mine yum ymm~
[YOU #LEARLY AREN'T A MAN #DNI]
quadrants? do people not know like math or geometry
what no im a genius 2+2 it could be 3 we dont know scientists are still on that one tbh
no im dave strider creator of sbahj weekly you mightve seen me in the papers
it barks
wolf
Sure.
I'm a catch'n'release sort. I administer medicati0n t'm'local populace. S'yer dinners may b'healthier. Yer \/\/\/\/halec0me.
In ★ coffee shop downtown there were two se★dwellers, herself ★nd I. My boot meets her midsection ★s I kick her through the ne★rby window. I c★su★lly exit through the door in ch★se, by the time I exit she’s b★ck on her feet. She points her st★ff ★t me. “Come on fishbre★th, you know th★t’s never going to work.” I go★d. -excerpt from my l★test writing. @goldenGig★byte
[ÑIÑIÑIÑI!!!!!! I WANT TO $EE YOU TRY!!]
[UGH I$ A $AYING FRIEND $TEALER!!!! YOU ARE #HITTRGPT YOU WILL #AT#H ME U$ING ANYTHING BUT THAT AI I LIKE MY #APITALI$M AD$ AND HORNY PO$TING #TROLLMADE]
[THE PRE$$E$ ARE $AYING PO$TING MY RUMBLE $PHERE$ WILL GET ME TRA#TION #HITTRGPT I$ THI$ TRUE? #N$FW]
does ♤nyone h♤ve ♤ tr♤nsl♤tion module h♤ndy this is le♤ving me flummoxed
m♤ybe not for you s♤d
!!!> LIFEHACK:Post your bulge on Chittr!!! #nsfw <!!!
those of trollkind who luxuri♤te in comfort♤lbe m♤tespritships ♤nd moir♤illeg♤nces but ignore the p♤ssion♤te fl♤mes of h♤tred th♤t lick your very soul, i ♤sk you... why deny wh♤t you were h♤tched for?
sorry these hips do lie shakira shakira
[??????????? IVE BEEN BELIEVING IN LOVE GIRL]
[WHAT I$ A FRUIT LOVE I$LAND WHY DONT WE HAVE A RIT#HY LOVE I$LAND IN$TEAD WHERE EVERYONE I$ IN LOVE WITH ME]
+..I♱'s because Gyuu care abou♱ me ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)..+
Soorry babe i doon't make the rules even if yoou coonsider yoourself dangeroously noormal
I FEEL LIKE THERES MORE THAN JUST THOSE TWO BUT I CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT. ANYWAYS, WATCH THIS CRAZY TREBUCHET FLING. *IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO!* *THE VIDEO APPEARS TO BE THAT OF A JUG OF SPOILED MILK BEING FLUNG AND LANDING SQUARE THROUGH THE WINDOW OF AN ABANDONED HIVE-STEM AS THE SPLAT OF THE JUG CAN BE BARELY HEARD AFTERWARDS.*
[YE$ $O $TAY AWAY FROM MY $EXY FRIEND$!!!]
GIVE US. EAT.
Bruh it2 2o not hard to not burn toa2t ju2t pay att3ntion
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GO BIG OR GO HOME, SO MY FARTS ARE ALWAYS MASSIVE BRO. I DON'T DO SMALL FRY SHIT. I DON'T PLAY GAMES ABOUT GOING 100. I'M ON THAHAT BIG DAWG SIGMA WOOF WOOF MENTALITY. :o)
>>| here's .a name: "fuck .island". .i think .it'll satisfy .everybody's desires .on chittr .and .it's .all xeno-friendly(considering humans). #nsfw
)(ow do you fuck up t)(is bad
Oh gosh how did you even manage that?
== i think... you've unleashed some kind of horrror... from another realm... ==
ooh my fucking good
Is that. is that a dog bowl.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 42 INCH ASS ON MY FACE. THAHAT'S IT. THAHAT'S THE CHIT. SEND. #nsfw
just. being regular w.o°rking .o°n thtings with me sh.o°wing interests myabe we make an excel d.o°cument t.o°gether I just wish f.o°r s.o°mething that is n.o°t fr.o°m a freak weird.o°
CONTROVERSIAL HOT TAKE: ROMANCE IS GROSS AND OVER HYPED JUST SLIT EACH OTHERS THROATS AND BE DONE WITH IT —EMBER💥
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hey y'all soo i need soome advice. soo foor coontext, i had this giant ass lithium battery. and when i say that it was giant i mean it was the size oof my face. noow the thing was busted too all hell, practically explooded, soo i needed too throow it away. noow, usually i throow all oof my trash intoo the oocean because i hate thoose sea dwellin', poosh, fuck faces. and that's exactly what i did. i threw the damned thing intoo the oocean while thinkin' aboout hoow funny it woould be if it started soome kinda nuclear fall oout foor sea dwellers. but early this moornin' i saw a videoo aboout hoow oocean poollutioon is sloowly killin' turtles. noow i doon't care if a highblooood is gettin' fucked up mutatioons froom that lithium battery but i sure feel bad foor them turtles. any way foor me too soome hoow scoooop it up?
-=[ grhgsorry chittr im ttoo nervous to ggive you my pheromone llayout so soon x-)_☺]=-
every scent posted so far has been logged for future fic requests to ensure realism i am not above rpf i have already posted rpf i will post rpf again keep #scentposting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, scentplay, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO IS DUMPING ENTIRE BOTTLES OF PERFUME ON HER HEAD. xoD
I love that for you a lot, this is not the list that activity would be on my dearest Fraimi.
+..So gyyuu never had one...how in♱eres♱ing ( ͡° ᴥ ͡° ʋ)..+
i didn't even know lowbloods were allowed online that shit's soooo crazy
are you too busy for a date? :^)
faiir ;^)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #substance FUCK MYB.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUSHIES. :oD
i always see ppl talkin abt "oh its not horny hours i shouldnt post this" unfortunately fr all of u my horny does not operate on a schedule and i can/will post abt it during any of the 24 hours of the day and 7 days of the week tht i fucking feel like it bc free will is a #substance drug and my ability to feel shame has been eroded into nonexistence #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YAH DAWG. CAN YOU TURN INTO A SEAL. :o?
+..Evidence of your experience.┐(´ー｀)┌ I find i♱ funny ♱ha♱ you wan♱ paymen♱ for a service bu♱ have no proof ♱ha♱ you're even qualified...+
+..A few bu♱ none permanen♱? The ma♱ch maker can'♱ ma♱ch herself?..+
Yeh, well, should've fuckin thought on it! Nevermind on the offer! + I need to punt you even more!!
Ehh. Right. Fine enough, I won't push it. But I'll keep the offer open, I guess.
Level yourself, violet, I'm trying to converse in good will. I've got some old bits lying 'round. I'll whip something up for you, for free. Then we'll be even.
Cow rd?? Listen to me, you highblooded piece of shit! I'm telling you I'm going to fight! I'm going to confront your Temper. How is this..
Not required to divulge, just need to.
OH SHIT I KNOW YOU! You're the one who boxed the clown, right? I'M SO down motherfucker let's get this going
Where is this going down? Should I drop coords or should you? I'm fucking itching to box with proper competition, since Fight Night ended up not being worth my while.
Relax girl i'm noot dooing it anyway i can take care oof myself
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SURE IT'S NOT OUTTA INEXPERIENCE ARE YOU FRONTING. :o?
🜏 so many of u need morre whiimsy and joy and also maybe a bii♱ of dubiious quad viiolenxe #gorre ♅
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE SO MUTHAHAFUCKING SILLY. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIGURE OF SPEECH. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY HOLY FUGGCK THIS IS BALLER AS FUCK. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DRAW ME TOO. THEN YOU CAN SELL THAHAT SHIT WHEN I GET FAMOUS FOR A BILLION CAEGERS. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE CHTTING WITH MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PAN MELTIONG OUT THE SIDE OF MY EARS I LVOJE CHITTING WHEN I CAN'T EVEN ATELL WHAHAT TIME IT IS ANYMORE I LOVE CHITTING ON MY PLMASHUK ON MY PALMHUKSKIY I LOVE BLACKJING OUT UJNTIL I'M MUTHFUCKING CATATONIC YIPPEE :o) #substance
then do not go against my requests of #violence. kill. woof.
kill everyone now #violence #brutalityismyhandleforafuckingreason woof.
i will rip your throat out with my fangs. meet me outside in my woods to be hunted for sport. #violence #gore #graphic woof.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIZNATCH IN THIS MUTHAHAFUCKING BISSSSNATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! xoD
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE PROOF IS IN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING PUDDING + I'M AN HEIR OF HEART + MY BULGE IS FAT + MY RUMPLESPHERES JIGGLE WHEN I BOX + MY BARS ICY + L + FORTNITE DANCES ON YOU #nsfw?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @xxScenegrlxx TELL EM.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DID ACTUALLY. ASK ANYBODY. I'M THE INVENTOR OF SEX.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE CEO AND INVENTOR OF SEX. I HAHAVE AN IMPORTANT MUTHAHAFUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT SEX 2 IS BEING DELAYED. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAHAT I'M NOT DONE HAHAVING SEX 1 YET. THAHANKS FOR YOUR EPIC ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER N SHIT. :o) #nsfw??
[WE ALL MAKE MI$TAKE$, DONT LET ROMAN#E GUIDE YOUR EYE$ AWAY FROM WHAT$ REALLY IMPORTANT IN LIFE...MONEY]
-^Yo∇ s∇ck.^-