C.Dirk
@princeofLight
Another Alternate strider, equally depressed on a good day. Interact if you want. Likes to fish and isolation Dms open
Kills everyone in a blind rage because I have a tooth ache.
(Gotta tooth thats stabbing me I feel your pain))
I’ll be back later. I have things to do that require urgent attention.
Stay safe
Damn it's 2 am and I'm still wide awake, fuck.
I took something for the migraine its droning pain now but damn I cant really sleep either.
Broke my shades. Feel incomplete without them. Feeling like a husk of a troll here. Will Be offline until shades replacement is arranged so I don't get too whiny and morose aBout it on a puBlic forum.
Need a replacement i got like 12. Different colors and styles too
Send any over man this whole having people seeing your eyes shit isnt for me
Thats why I always carry several spares. Check your mailbox
I wonder exactly how many striders are there lingering on this site.
Enough to run a country
A country full of striders, God damn that country would have the best military force in paradox space.
We could rule the world..
We could but nah, I gotta focus on my training.
God speed you beautiful bastard
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I think hes bored
what gave it away.
Just a guess
Thinking of going to bk for a shake anyone want anything while im there??
Yeah hop in the bed and dont lean over the edge.
Do I sound desperate if I say my dms are open?
I get lonely during the day
Dinners ready, dont push eachother over to get to the chairs.
can i push ONE person over at least
One thats it.
fffuck i feel so sick
Did you eat the crackers I set out or did you use them for some elaborate skate trick into the trash?
secret third option where i never know what's going on in my house. fine. i'll eat them. thanks
Theres motrin in the cabinet and a case of mini aj bottles in the fridge (not shitty swords i know wow)
wow i'm sso deprived of swords man how will iever get my fix. anyway all this juice will be gone by the end of the day. this will bethe only thing i eat i love aplle juice
And I was gonna make roast beef and potatoes with asparagus later.
Just remember to exist around 6pm. Dinner will be on the table.
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A Music badge heck yeah! But question can I get my glasses/hat? And or a fishing
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou!
Many thanks
okay for real this time goodnight chittr say goodnight back i might feel your good vibes and manage a couple hours sleep
Night kiddo
oh a new dirk i say and then open his profile to witness the most god awful fit ive ever seen in my fucking life you know who you are this isnt vague this is direct what the fuck man
so you admit it wasnt ironic and you deadass put that shit on and posted it
Yeah but it ended up ironic in the end.
oh my god youre 50??? im bullying a senior citizen
You just realized how old i am? Also SENIOR CITIZEN?! age is just my lvl im not some decrepit old thing yet and when I am like 70 or 80 ill still be hot cause striders age like a fine wine #substance (?)
you just caps locked for emphasis me yeah youre a senior citizen alright alright grandpa im sorry for hating on your drip i see now that it was before my time
If you weren't a strider .... nah if I wasnt worried about the other Dave's right now I'd do something, not sure what yet. Can you feel pain?
oh
I mean I'd hand you a can of woopass but some alternate Dave's have been struggling and I gotta pull out the dad strider card with the warm milk and cookies you feel me?
yeah were all kinda kicked puppies left out in the rain ngl happens when your guardian was the devil from the bible
Need a hug? Like I can be a dad for you too. If you want