♦ pitied by @princeofLight
Im n0t straight but s0metimes i wish i was gayer Id definitely get slut shamed less #nsfw
nvm am not awake enough for this .
a guy cant ewven take a nap. this is all that clovwns fault.
Kills everyone in a blind rage because I have a tooth ache.
feeell ooouuut ooof my treeeeee :( #mytreeeeee #ooow
Fuck, why is it so hard to sleep.
:33< im gonna bite mew real bad t33h33
● • Getting • aa • wedgie • in • aa • spaacesuit • is • objectively • the • worst • thing, • by • the • waay. • • ●
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dirk i swear to god don't like that, PITY IT I'M A FUCKING EGG DUDE!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so ............................ i did something stupid. was talking to a dirk (not important which they all suck, that's base like stupid) and uh i ""lied"" about being able to change my body. i totally can! but yeah .................... so i changed myself into a plushie ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
the grass is not evil not right in this spot at least
Sits on the feed and tastes my five hundred dollar strawberry. Too bad you don’t got one huh?
Not really tired and it's almost 1 am, do I just ride out the insomnia or hunt for a secret benadryl hidden somewhere within this apartment.
Is an emotional headache a thing? IDK but I'm feeling it
there aint enough fatass Motherfuckers on this site! everyone get fatter NOW!!!
i get into a vvc and they talkin about my kismesis' fat ass
closed my eyes at the masquerade, suddenly im 5 glasses dovwn. vwhat is in the air. #outglutmasquerade #substance
8=l < I am going to have to figure out how to work between catching sleep and caring for an infant every few hours 8=l < I broke the first bottle because I forgot to wear my gloves
Broke my shades. Feel incomplete without them. Feeling like a husk of a troll here. Will Be offline until shades replacement is arranged so I don't get too whiny and morose aBout it on a puBlic forum.
I wish I had tits. That'd be cool. #nsfw #notreally
can i push ONE person over at least
doentsntbegen have to be about the chair
unintentional one sided beef with all alternate karkats ended btw the true target of my ire has returned and is MAKING FRIENDS with MY jarley
as a specific troll i care for dearly once said "a proposal is just targeted engagement bait"
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ω屮, fu☪︎|⟨. Σ♱ubb-∊d ♱Ω-∊. #vƗΩl-∊n☪︎-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
@itsDirk can i have my son now?
anyone know a quick way to scroll through 4-5 months of posts
:> I would be ^ Witch of Blood. Th^t s^id, I will never pl^y th^t stupid g^me. Being wh^t I ^m, it would prob^bly reject me ^nyw^y. <:
they changed the crumpets sounds on toca boca and ive been distraught ever since
my first chitt was "call me imperious the way she be condescending #needthat" what the fuck was i talking about bro
you know its just occurred to me i dont actually have a good grasp of the plot of inuyasha i just kind of watched every clip i could find on youtube and went wow this sure is something!!
i have typed out like ten different chits and deleted all of them before sending be grateful chittr be very grateful
aight everyones talking about cuddling and i love that for you guys but thats my cue to get the fuck to sleep maybe see yall on the flip unless i still cant sleep in like an hour
i wanna huff someones crotch till i pass out #nsfw
i cant ruin my persona online man we cant have a feelings jam out in the open like this people will know i was an undesirable child
i understand that "monster cock" is the generally accepted term for it but i think we should come up with something that makes me sound a little less threatening :( #nsfw
secret third option where i never know what's going on in my house. fine. i'll eat them. thanks
I actually do have to go though, do job stuff or something.
full permission to knock me out at this point dude
so you admit it wasnt ironic and you deadass put that shit on and posted it
i genuinely dont believe you
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ john is still alive for now, still want to organize a hammer time and dave is trying last i saw. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
they call me the sleepyhead the way i am always sleepy as fuck these days.
noooo this is the worst day of my fucking life
are you fucking serious oh my god im living in a nightmare
FUCK OFF THAT’S MY JOB.
alright chittr come on up and place your bets will dave sleep tonight? <3 for yes and <3< for no
I hear that he has very little whimsy in his heart so it really is envy for all your whimsy.
Sad news guys. 7he residen7 hopbeas7 in 7he rehab cen7er passed on, hopping on over 7o 7he big green meadow on 7he o7her side from old age, and 7aking a whole lo77a love wi7h her. Sorry i haven'7 been super online 7oday, i7's been a journey. 7his isn'7 a pi7y par7y, she's off 7o a good place, and 7his is 7he na7ural cycle. Heaps of love being sen7 up
// my john .. not a full ref because im lazy . ill draw her more soon https://i.imgur.com/XWqiZTp.jpeg
the silly thing is. i love a good mystery. but maybe there would be too many... everyone would be a mystery.
fuck i gotta do an internet purge on my info again gdi
fuck im tired lol didnt even fucking do anything
didn't end up getting to the masquerade tonight. i was too tired. besides, i have two left feet when it comes to dancing.
((lowk feel bad that my first introduction to don't wanna be a magical girl was randomly being shown a short where someone drew white zira for some reason. 😭
⧃ I can't play my games at the Masquerade anymore. The new generation of Chittr doesn't even know Wrothe. Doing the impression just wouldn't work.
oh i have so much energy now.
i wish my pillow would hold me back. #yearning
man. i hate that my brain tells me "they're not really your friends, they're just putting up with you." why do i have to be like this?
SOMEONE *LIKED* THIS CHITT. SOMEONE OUT THERE IS TAKING AMUSEMENT AT MY MISERY AND HAVING A LAUGH AT ME. KNOW THAT ONCE I OBTAIN THE *GOOD* KIND OF SPAGHETTI-CIRCLES THAT YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING ANY!
REALIZED THE CANNED SPAGHETTI-CIRCLES I HAD GOTTEN DIDN'T CONTAIN BALLED-MEAT OR SLICED PORK-TUBES. MY LIGHT IS RUINED AND MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE.
finding your own depravity hot is cool until you have so many jizz stains on your sheets you just have to throw them out #nsfw #cw-nasty ass shit
anyways just goes to show nobody wants to have sex with his older brother more than me #incest #nsfw
mfs have bromances but when i do it im wejrd huh
anyways i wanna get sappy with my brother as per usual #incest #yearning
⋆.˚˖࿔ ࣪It’s not fair how pretty girls get to be while I havve to sit here single… #yuri🐴
had another dream about my brother killing himself in front of me i threw up and jerked off right after #tw-suicide #cw-self-harm #tw-self-harm #nsfw #incest #nsfwe #gore #cw-vomit
you can replicate a lot of feelings but rubbing your face on a hairy chest is not one of them from what i can tell #yearning
Posts like those. Times like these. The more and more I understand. Oh, the more I understand.
$omeone !ef7 7he¡r barkbea$7 on my couch p!ea$e 9e7 7h¡$ 9uy off of my couch
RUNNING AWAU FROM DEREK SOMEONE SAVE ME #HELP
Tired Tonight
hhaha ha shit ifeel like i just got asked if i wanna go on a walk
spider #spider
^ ..ask.. or something.. idk though it doesnt work well for me.. ^ =^o+o^=
jarley? 🤨🕶️🤏
my head hurt can someone do one of those chittr post's that magically make's shit better
don't man i fucken haate yjose things it'll scare me
Hm. Cl9cking 9ut f9r the night. Can't really f9cus f9r s9me reas9n. May6e i'm thinking t99 much a69ut what I did s9me h9ur 9r s9 ag9...
Im sϕ pissed my favϕrite tϕp dϕesn't fit anymϕre. I gϕtta make a new ϕne nϕw. Tϕday is just bad luck i swear it.
mannn i lovr my sis and my bro and my other bro thats got his weird ai shiit and idk theyre cool butmostly my rose is the best of my famoly still haha
no. yes.? ifdk if i typed it thrn yes stupid ugh are you fuckinh drunk
dude did i insult your cracker family ma nn you and your pricncely light ness is lame as fuck ughh
this guy, if ke texts me back within tye next 24 hours i'll dowhstrver he wants literally forever but for right now i need him dead
poor guy. if an overdose of melatonin doesnt work then what will?
its been plastered all over the dash dude........ my life is over
euripides. now get off this topic
somwbody time how fast i can down this bottle. i think i could set a record.
H e y ga n gg!! Thaaaan k GOD it Friday!! Am I r ight?
fuck i'm gnna be so fucking hungover tomorrow haaahahaga
i feel sick tho idk if its th booze or strss lol #substance
whyd that lady like my post about being tired #imscared
⦓ What's the point of playing the fucking game if you can't even help one single person when you really try to... Nosebleed and no progress should be the title of my fucking autobiography... ⦔
still reeling from rose calling me david earlier
i c♤n feel it. ♤ disturb♤nce, ♤t ♤ be♤utiful p♤rty...
(≧▽≦): I Mean, It's Just An Φbservatiφn Little Rφckstar! Nφ )(arm In It!
man. are they 9onna 6e okay. 2hould i 9o help them. uuuuu9h.
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☆ > I hate this
/"how"do"i"get"a"cylinder"out"of"a"tube"filled"with"butter"and"mashed"bananas"\
I agree with Casper. It’s in there forever now. Also did you really have to post this here?
Uhhhh
ok just decided to be normal again
i think i'm back to yearning.
anyway as i said im literally not even tall
I cant believe im saying this But i need a snuggle
Dying ive been s0 t0uch starved since eridan disappeared
oh is that a new dash trend? okay okay uhmm reasons why you should date me: im green for an amazing reason 1 + 2 = 12 and thats me! one time i spilled soda and theres this one patch on my arm thats still sticky from it sometimes when it rains and i can use that to pick things up sometimes if you jump while holding a bunch of stacked plates, it usually does NOT go very well
> rea2on2 why you 2hould date me: - uhh - ummmmm - uhhhhhhhh 2h1t <
Reas0ns why y0u sh0uld date me:
stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always
dont be fooled by the way i seem to be right and awesome literally all the time im actually just objectively correct and possess godlike charisma thats all
sigh.
they call me lightning mcqueen with how fast i am but sure
Christ okay temporary truce over how fuckin stupid it is to have Christmas shit out in AUGUST of all God damn months, I can over look it if it was in November Mayne but August? Dear fuck.
... fatigue...
Fuck the sun is already scorching my apartment, I can't wait for fall and winter.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT DOWN FOR THE ENTIRETY IF THIS MOVIE IF IT WASN'T THE LITERAL FIRST WIPE OF THE NEW ABCC. TROLL ELTON JOHN, STAY MY FURIOUS TYPESTUBS. I'M TRYING TO BE MERCIFUL. SO IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK. WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. AND I PROMISE YOU THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. RATED PG (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE). COME ON. IT'S FUCKING SHERLOCK GNOMES. MOVIE STARTS AT 7 PM PST *SHARP*, SO YOU'LL WANT TO SHOW UP EARLY AND RSVP EVEN EARLIER. WHEN THE MOVIE STARTS, HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG *AND* THE #ABCC-PST TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG WITH ANY OTHER ASSHOLE WHO HAPPENS TO HOST THEIR OWN VIEWING (UNLIKELY, BUT WE'RE SETTING A PRECEDENT, HERE). AND HEY. GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, A FILM OF YOUR OWN THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SUBMIT, OR ANY OTHER REASON TO BOTHER THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MY CABAL OF LOYAL FILMLEADERS, CHECK OUT THE OFFICIAL ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMAS SITE. ANYTHING YOU DON'T GET HERE WILL PROBABLY MAKE MARGINALLY MORE SENSE THERE. IF NOT, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I CAN ONLY DIAGNOSE YOU WITH STAGE FOUR DUMBFUCK DISEASE. REMEMBER — I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL BE THE ONE HOSTING THESE EVERY WIPE, ANYMORE. THE FUTURE OF ABCC IS IN YOUR GREASY, GORMLESS HANDS NOW, CHITTR. DO ME PROUD AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. RSVP BELOW WHILE SPACES LAST. AND #GETIN.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛You may squeeze the pec. Once. #suggestive
eugh