♦ pitied by @pugnaciousCaballero

I understand it, I mostly drink to keep my spirits high and my temper lowv, vwhen dealing vwith a bunch of landlubbers vwho don't knowv howv to handle a ship, some culling tend to happen. #substance

VWell that be true too but, I just can't really enjoy my vwork vwithout at least a little bit of rum in me. #substance

That be true...I ain't much of a shot either vwhen I got a good bit of ale in me. #substance

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꒦꒷I LOve S♱Ories I'm COmin Over꒷꒦

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꒦꒷♱Ouchin ♱he GrOund Like DAmn SOme♱hin HAppened Hea꒷꒦
my m°irail's taste in pe°ple...

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꒦꒷WhA♱ Are We꒷꒦

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̶N̶ot ̶U̶n̶de̶rstan̶di̶n̶g The̶ Proble̶m He̶re̶._

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[MM] is now Offline i care so much.... why do i have to care....
tch... fools... i will get my revenge...
I've been hanging arøund vulgar sørts tøø much lately, my apøløgies. x Tø yøur benefit, I shall stay my tøngue. Ør fingers, rather. x
ive done so many evil things that it would be difficult to place which one is the most...
And then subsequently me, the rest øf the patrøns and, skies førbid, the water cømpany. x
Making the A/C wørk øvertime. x

Despite being Divine, I am still as lonely as ever.

nah not a choice, just a joke way of saying ive spent all the money i have right now lol

probably!

this weeks meals are salt water and sugar water for dessert

Care̶f̶u̶l, ̶I̶ Mi̶ght Start To Thi̶n̶k Y̶o̶u̶ Li̶ke̶ Be̶i̶n̶g Ro̶u̶gh Han̶dle̶d._

Why̶? Of All Trolls Y̶o̶u̶ Are̶ We̶ll Aware̶ Of My̶ 'si̶n̶s'._

We̶'ve̶ Move̶d Past That._

Se̶e̶ What Y̶o̶u̶r St̶u̶bborn̶n̶e̶ss ̶N̶e̶arly̶ Had Y̶o̶u̶ Mi̶ssi̶n̶g O̶u̶t On̶?_

I do think the "Sylink flirts" ★rc will be put on hold for ★ bit though.

၄⋆၃ pan hurts SO fuxking bad sleeping would probably fix it however i really dont want to so im not going to :)

Everyone Is Always Dying, This Is Alternia. The " Everyone Is Always Dying " Planet.

I feel that way t⚣⚣ s⚣metimes-_-

Do Te̶ll The̶m Agai̶n̶, That ̶I̶t Was A Ple̶as̶u̶re̶ Me̶e̶ti̶n̶g An̶d We̶lcomi̶n̶g The̶m._

oh this is an easy one ok just repeat it back to them in a really dumb voice and keep doing that whenever they try to defend the dumb idea the best way to make someone realize a plan is stupid is to get someone who sounds stupid to promote it so just be that person but made up and mockingly smartassed

c< i said i wOuld pOst My drawiNg, aNd 4gOt 2 dO tHat be4 i lOgged Off, sO, iM bacK 2 dO tHat, i guess tHe grave Of a great persON, aNd tHe ONe persON i cOuld rely upON as a wriggler iM sOrry i let yOu die, but iM Happy i was able 2 aveNge yOu, aNd becOMe a better wOMaN 4 it.... #deatH, i guess #KaraMasdrawiNg >c
When you're kind of faggy with it, and I guess slim in an attractive way? My roommate calls me a twink sometimes so maybe my understanding of the term is somewhat skewed

How Q̶u̶ai̶n̶t. Do Re̶tai̶n̶ Thi̶s Same̶ E̶n̶e̶rgy̶ For Whe̶n̶ We̶ Me̶e̶t._

「██」付█んなやこの田舎者█が_

.whateveR

.and see thats where our motivations part wayS .cuz im gonna be remembereD .my shit is memorable and noticable and all the way on top of the worlD .larger than lifE .im a a roller coasteR ,im a fever dreaM, im a nightterror and a wild ridE .i could pick any western film i wanted and see another yoU .but theres only one bitch just like furann manerE .and thats fine by you and thats fine by mE .thats how you wanna bE .thats how i wanna bE .but now maybe you get what im on abouT .and why the coolest snaggle tooth bitch alive is like thaT

.my pan is built for two thingS .violencE .and violencE #violencE #violencE

Heheheh... You love to hear someone turning around and actually caring for great things. ...By the by. If you hear something about a Missing Children's Incident with 5 highblood children violently culled in the dead of night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor. Just know that whoever did such awful, terrible deeds. Did an absolutely amazing job leaving the crime scene as a piece of artistic genius. Heheheh. Oh also my springlock suits are a lot cooler than the media make them out to sound, trust me.

... ...Well I am an outlaw myself too. Or better put, I've got many legislacerators hot on my metaphorical tail. But if you are interested in my robotics..! You can always use that internet connection you seem to have to good use and look up Fazbear Robotics and figure out some of my tech. Very advanced, let me tell you! Heheheh...

Willly Affton is a strong name. A manly name! You all are simply too idiotic to see it. If you're too busy with whatever strange misadventures you imply you go on in the wastelands, then so be it. You can live out your own business while I live out my own. Needless to say, your opinion is unwelcomed on any of my chitts if you're going to have such awful taste!

Every couple weeks I have to remind the general populace that the election cycle doesn’t just happen “whenever” and it is, in fact, very scheduled. The next voting cycle occurs in one sweep.

THANK. thank. THANK YOU. thank you. SORRY I KEEP. sorry i keep. SORRY I KEEP APOLOGIZING. sorry i keep apologizing.







