To all the residents of New York: In an attempt to remain candid with you all, I will say it simply: I don't fucking know, either. While I do have faith in Miss Rose Lalonde, your former governor, and do not foresee her doing anything malicious towards the great state or it's residents, I would advise you exercise extreme caution. My team and I will be proving alternative housing options outside the state, as well as covering the cost of travel, to all who feel as they are no longer safe within the state of New York. Also, avoid the area around the Empire State Building. We didn't even know it could do that. Thank you for your time. Your Vice President, Madame @tentacleTherapist#7214, is currently monitoring the situation. Please reach out to her if you have any additional questions at this time.
You go to New York for one day and they take a fuckin' chunk out of it. Can't have shit in New England.