John Egbert
@puppetJohn
.if the stage didn't have its star, would you still love me;
aw, man. i need to finish this government studies project by tomorrow and ive barely started! does anyone have some pointers about, um, "the standardization of roadways and sidewalks"?
John, I will not lie. That sounds like the most boring topic on the planet.
hey everyone! im john egbert! i've been living happily with all my friends in a shared house we have in the city. we never really got to play the game, and thats okay. we're just all living our lives out now, getting older as we embrace normal city living. itll be exciting to meet all of you!
One day, you and I are going to work through that fixation, and perhaps someday your plush addiction that plagues you perhaps can be let go a bit. Getting older won't let it age well.
puppets are love and life, rose; even when we look at the mirror, its there
speaking of puppetsonas, yours and mine are still due for a playdate!
okay dave, i got everything for the party. are you here yet?
am i here yet he says john im literally in the house like carpet
I regret ever showing you that track, Dave. Could you stop quoting it for five seconds?
john you cant just declare a party down without an implicit acknowledgement of literally everything else we're gonna do or are you trying to hide from the absolute beatdown im gonna give you on the console i brought