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@puppetJohn

.if the stage didn't have its star, would you still love me;

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 105Kull Score: 2654 followers4 following
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Do you like early mornings? #horror #puppetfour

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god, no. but i cant sleep in because i have early morning classes.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I lined their bios up. A cryptic poem. I don't know if this merits anything. I must keep my thoughts to myself. https://i.postimg.cc/LsgbDQV1/A206BF11-A894-4D79-A805-AE5B37861FD4.jpg #puppetfour

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@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I see. Some other force has puppetized your souls and you, the most experienced with puppets, are the one keeping the gears greased instead of stagnant?

youre close.

@puppetDave[PD]

we arent really puppets though. not in the traditional sense.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So, you've always been actual humans?

we were now we exist onto something that maintains our human form; continues our lives, our universe. fucking- you read the call of cthulhu, rose, you know where this is going

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So who or what exactly gave you the option to keep your lives and memories?

it's name was ill'isuf i just call him the big man cause its funnier we were a doomed timeline never having played the game. and timelines are supposed to flow normally. but they only flow normally if things happen in them- otherwise they are simply veiled under the curtain of infinite possibility, crushed by endless hypothetical. our world was dying. everything was dying. and then it appeared. we struck a bargain- it liked us. it said it wanted to... play, with us. and now, here we are. when i speak, it is also speaking- and when we all speak, it is speaking onto itself repeatedly in circles. like- if sound needs a medium to travel on, it is the medium replacement itself.

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@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Sorry wait. Is her name just Fusilli backwards? Like the pasta?

I AM THE GREATEST PERFORMER TO HAVE LIVED

@puppetDave[PD]

COME ONE COME ALL TO SEE THE GREATEST TO HAVE EVER BEEN WRITTEN

Lovecraftian literature, despite the explicit racial undercurrents that merits deserved criticism, has such an incredible grandeur with the unknown and entities beyond that continues to captivate the imagination even to this day with some of my favorite stories. Eldritch entities, beyond the stars, boundless and beyond comprehension... I really wish they were real.

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maybe you should just settle with the flying spaghetti monster

@puppetDave[PD]

His Great Noodliness does not count, Dave.

@puppetRose[PR]

i dont know, rose. sometimes i get the feeling we are being watched by... something, but, i can never put my finger on it.

@puppetJade[PJ]

it better not be watching while i shower, then.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

They spent seven years in metaphysical suspension. Orchestrated by a horrorterror. This is definitely the strangest timeline I've personally seen. #horror #puppetfour

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thank god they cant see this. but yeah isnt the puppet handle prank funny now, rose; i personally thought it was genius but they cant fully appreciate the irony now like you can

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

In any covert roundabout way, do you need help?

HE DOES NOT

@puppetDave[PD]

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

NGL 1 K1ND4 W4NT TH4T J4D3 B4D #SUGG3ST1V3

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o-oh my! need to hide my blush...

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@puppetJade[PJ]
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

S4Y TH3R3 4NY GOOD PL4C3S TO 34T N34RBY WH3R3 Y4LL 4R3 >:]

lots! maybe... hm. maybe i should invite you myself, then...

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

1D LOV3 TO 34T OUT W1TH YOU >;]

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hah! i win!

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

1 TH1NK 3V3RYON3 1S M1SS1NG TH3 R34L W4Y TO T3ST 1F TH3YR3 R34LLY PUPP3TS: B1T3 TH3M 4ND SH4K3 TH3M 4ROUND 4GGR3SS1V3LY L1K3 4 B4RKB34ST W1TH STUFF3D LUSUS

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look, you probably give fun bites, but ill have to pass on the offer. jade?

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@puppetJohn[PJ]

coward.

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@puppetJade[PJ]
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YOU KNOW 1M W1LL1NG TO W41T UNT1L TH1S 4RGUM3NT 1S OV3R >;]

itll be a while... we're both super stubborn!

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

P3RH4PS WHO3V3R W1NS TH3 STUBBORN OFF HMM

well, jade can autowin this one easy! shes all yours!

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@puppetJohn[PJ]

hey! not so fast! im a good wingwoman! HES all yours!

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@puppetJade[PJ]
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1DK YOU S33M B3 B31NG MOR3 STUBBORN TH4N 3GB3RT OV3R TH3R3 >;]

well, haha, maybe i am more stubborn- ABOUT HIM GETTING A DATE FOR ONCE JOHN DATE THE HOT ALIEN ALREADY

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@puppetJade[PJ]

NO YOU DATE THE HOT ALIEN SHES TOTALLY COMPATIBLE WITH YOU

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Those four aren't people.

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you worried me a bit, so i looked at the mirror, and there i am!

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

oh damn im covered in scratch marks. and a few bites. welp, cant change swimsuit plans today.

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yeah! nobody stops you from doing what you planned to do!

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@commandingAuthority[CA]

My descendant wvants me to change my profile image to something more tasteful and less distracting. I wvould like to ask the masses of chittr their opinion this evwvening.

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its fine. facebook does the same thing imho

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@commandingAuthority[CA]

WVhat is a facebook?

shit, right, aliens. um... human social media?

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Do you havwve any idea howv little that narrowvs it dowvn for me.

ah... good point...

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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Another wave of humans. I will stick with the one I have allready got, I think.

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thats okay! as long as we all have each other, i think we're good!

@puppetJohn[PJ]

computer play the audience saying d'awww for a solid 5 seconds

@puppetDave[PD]

dave!!!

my turn, my turn! im jade! i left my island a long time ago to join my friends to live in the city. as beautiful as my home was, it was so lonely, and living here with them has been a blast! im speeding right along all my college courses to become a bio-engineer, and i cant wait to just get out there and sink my teeth in some serious work! my narcolepsy still gets the best of me some times, but im medicated now. it also helps to abate away some whispers, sometimes... but no need to think about that. i cant wait to meet all of you!!!

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yeah, those whispers give me the real creeps- not, that, you can help that, haha. but jade here is the smartest amongst all of us. some of the stuff she comes up with is incredible.

@puppetJohn[PJ]

well, i guess true genius does come with a little bit of madness. ;B

@puppetJade[PJ]

the only madness you have is when you get hangry honestly.