
vwho vwants to get cancelled for sleeping vwith me? #suggestivwe
4r3 you k1dd1ng just b31ng h3r3 1s tortur3 3nough!!!!

me! you.gotta.dress.up.as.a.microwave.oven.though.and.make.the.beeping.noise.before.you.bust.one

haha typo in a comment. idiot. nowv you look foolish.

THIS IS EVEN MORE REASON WHY NO ONE WILL EVER RISK GETTING CANCEL TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

,'::::/ It's getting rough out here for you, isn't it?

this.is.a.serious.proposition.by.the.way

eh, not really. im livwing it up in troll italy right nowv, the babes here are crazy.
When you start goin' for fellers you let me know, I'll get in line. But we know that ain't happening, so gud luck. May the babes be plentiful and the fumbles few.

Did you know that some of the first eyeglasses produced were produced in Troll Italy 8y troll italian glassmakers! ::::D


