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i killed a hooker outside santa monica cant handle it block sold crack in the 1500s called me a witch so i slew him cant handle it block blew her back out in a lowes parking lot cant handle it block

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1205Kull Score: 82311 followers0 following

Eating Dualscars ass like im dying and theres at second chance in there

Kull: +5
Total: 5

the hooch has me shadowboxing behind the 7/11 in my 2005 Dwayne Wayde jersey jumping the shadows while they stare at me all blank

Kult: +5
Total: 5

this blunt is overwhelmingly large this blunt has a pulse this blunt looks like MJ's dick this blunt pays taxes this blunt curves left this blunt has veins

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

The zaza got me talkin like pingu

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

n00T NoOT! XD

They think im homosexual the way im chasing the sack

Kult: +42
Kull: +25
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.68

what's dracula's sexual orientation

#bars

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i am sexually attracted to making that fucking money go to the strip club and get off by making it rain

Kult: +20
Total: 20

>>| gay.

my dogs would do ANYTHING for a newport and I mean ANYTHING

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

destroyed his bando with a solar flare

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i dont block the haters i glock em, hit them with that shit when they least see it coming send them to purgatory same day shipping

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

you aint never seen a motherfucker hit that 1k kult in 12 hours slept through most of it the rest was a blind rage

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

took a sip of that gelato josona took a lick of that chinese modelo washed down eighteen ibuprofen shit went red for a solid eight minutes

Kult: +17
Kull: +12
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.42

woke up in Geneva aw man did it again

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

wandering through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights sustained myself on nothing but a pack of newports and a single page of a GQ

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

got my third kidney stolen walked around rural cambodia with an open incision till i found the fuckers now I have four

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

hit the bathroom so hard homies thought the rapture was coming by the time i wiped my ass and came out fuckers were on their knees praying, buck naked and shivering

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

on a full moon, ill fuck ANYTHING

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

#nsfw

opps trying to shut me down turned them into a speedbump instead

Kull: +2
Total: 2

i fuck like its for survival, as if its the last sip of water ill ever get ribs visible eyes bloodshot thrusting away

Kull: +5
Total: 5

packed those satan boogers so tight i suffocated trying to hit the bowl homie died trying we leave the weak behind

Kult: +20
Kull: +30
Total: 50
Ratio: 0.67

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE NOT HIM. :o( DRAC WOULD NEVER "TRY" TO HIT THE HUMBABA ZAZA. HE JUST WOULD. >:o( FAKER.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

snorted the shit from azamemnons asscrack instead hitting hard enough to go blind

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING BULBS ON YOU, MOFO.

I have no morals or belief system I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or any structure they ask me to shoot, I already shot

to those seven adult men i adopted in taiwan last summer you're off my will none of you killed me in time now im coming for ya

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

started off slinging dice in the mud slums then learned to load a 9mm and changed everything

Kull: +5
Total: 5

started a religious movement in Sibera and abandoned them for a chance to spin the wheel of fortune poor fuckers ate each other to the bone after a month

Kull: +5
Total: 5

turned the opps into chairs always knew they were two seaters

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00