Dracula
@realdraculaFlow
i killed a hooker outside santa monica cant handle it block sold crack in the 1500s called me a witch so i slew him cant handle it block blew her back out in a lowes parking lot cant handle it block
They think im homosexual the way im chasing the sack
i am sexually attracted to making that fucking money go to the strip club and get off by making it rain
took a sip of that gelato josona took a lick of that chinese modelo washed down eighteen ibuprofen shit went red for a solid eight minutes
woke up in Geneva aw man did it again
on a full moon, ill fuck ANYTHING
#nsfw
opps trying to shut me down turned them into a speedbump instead
packed those satan boogers so tight i suffocated trying to hit the bowl homie died trying we leave the weak behind
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE NOT HIM. :o( DRAC WOULD NEVER "TRY" TO HIT THE HUMBABA ZAZA. HE JUST WOULD. >:o( FAKER.
snorted the shit from azamemnons asscrack instead hitting hard enough to go blind
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING BULBS ON YOU, MOFO.
I have no morals or belief system I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or any structure they ask me to shoot, I already shot
wutz the story 4 today??
burnt down a church in northern Angola and ran fire was the prettiest thing I ever saw since I killed her in a back alley
I killed John F Kennedy and I'll fuckin do it again
Okay wait.
Good morning chittrverse. It's raisin time.
i won the war on drugs, on the side of drugs no need to thank me shits my civic duty you dumb fuck
Yeah this is a bar.
what the fuck is obamacare I dont obama care for anyone these days
homie didnt wanna be my mover so i turned him into an example tossed his girl a 20 cuz im nice like that
>=w=hat happened to the troll one
i 86'd a guy for breathing at me funny hung his larynx in the garage for a week just to watch it shrivel
huffing spores to see tomorrows stock market
Where I come from, we call this 'frontreading'. It's like backreading but forwards.
ate an entire stock broker yesterday his fit cost less than my rings
Dracul fell off, huh. Knew The Hellsing would prevail.
got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought i was a fuckin calzone
moving like gilbert arenas snipping vocal cords like i get paid for it turned a whole town into thrall for a selfie background and then made them fuck themselves to death this shit aint nothin to me man
start explodin your enemies
bitch said she wanted better, sent her to heaven with a thought
HELLOOOOOOOO HI HI HI HOW ARE WE
im seeing the spirits of 420 past present and future tell them to go fuck themselves or hop on my payroll
opps wanna be me, they can never be me, im dracula, im a million years old shit aint nothin to me man
took that fucker out back and put these givenchy gloves round his neck last thing he saw was the price tag, and i let the archangels take him #draculaflow #draculaflowtruthers
stepped on her neck, said she wanted more, so i gave her oblivion
Glad to see the Dracula Flow accounts are asserting dominance. I am a Troll Dracula Flow, @draculaFlow, truther.
slinging crack on the streets like the CIA in the 80's fuckers got the idea from me i want my royalties
IM FUCKING *THE* DRAC IM A PSYCHOMANIAC AINT GO NO SENSE OF WRONG OR RIGHT BITCH ILL KILL YOU ON SIGHT #TROLLDRACULA FLOW
smoking that whoopie goldburg tried walking and stepped into the twilight zone shits nothin