Mikann Sumiki
@repugnantlyXenodochial
Hello! Ah, I'm a licensed mediculleR and. And! If you eveR need any medical advice I cangiveitIguessbutpleasedon'tgetmadifitsbad....
me in the nook if im being quite honest
oh my that doesnt seem like healthy inteRcouRse... #nsfw
hellooooooo nurse! howv about you showv me some proper methods then? ;) #suggestivwe
oh well um i don't think that would be appRopRiate foR a mediculleRandtheiRpatient...
࣪⊹₊˚{ GIVE IT UPPPP NAVY RECRUITERS!!!! i know you waaaant me but you CAAAANT HAVEEEE me! ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ mantatory naval service requirements are a myth anyways! likeeee! i strait-up DONT baleen you, babes! COME BACK WHEN IM 40!!!! + ill STILLLL be playing my solo {nf}LARP campaign!!!! }~ᗜ~{و }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh i didnt know that you could avoid the draft like thatbutiguessidontknowawholelotofthings...
࣪⊹₊˚{ well im not AVOIDING it }.3.{ i guess }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they hooked me. i went four a little + thennnn they threw me back! }6_6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im shoreeee theyre just going to fourget about the whole ""see you in 10 sweepies"" thing.... because like! i would if i were them! }~u~"{ likeeee! im not a good fit! weve been over this already! somemoby else can have all of my medals + honor + junk!!!! so doooont come back! }>u<{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh well i think you were very brave for trying! or um maybe you didn't feel brave and imjustbeingpresumptuousimsorrypleasedonthateme
࣪⊹₊˚{ }~_~{ whats being brave have to do with it? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ all you have to do is go out + raze nothing-planets into flakey flakes.... which would be fine i guess }.-.{ like if you die, you die }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if the wholeeee imperial fleet wasnt made up of worm-sucking normies with literally 0 taste at all }~_~{ }~_~{ even the other GILLSSSS suck! + thats like! literally kind of mutinious four me to even SAY. but its true }v_v{ }v_v{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
imsorryimsorry i didnt mean to be wrong illdo better i promise
࣪⊹₊˚{ can you just. STOPPPP APOLOGIZING???? \}⟡A⟡{/ oh my god!!!! quit it with the pity baiting PLEASE! you are being soooo totally fluking OBVIOUS about it anywaves! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ theyre going to think youre an easy target if you cant pull yourshellf together!!!! girlygrub, GET UPPPP }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ I SAID GET UPPPPPPPP, GIRLYGRUB! YOURE DOING IT AGAINNNN! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh my messiah... ?are we FUNdAMENTALLY alone?
no! we'Re neveR alone! because um you see well uh theRe's always going to be a mediculleR if you get sick oR huRt!
sniffle.... thank you mikann sumiki... maybe things will be okay after all... !i just NEEd to get sick or hurt!
They b^nned me from the loc^l hotdog e^ting contest. :(
thats a shame but um maybe now you could pivot to an eating contest for something more nutritious its important to get a balanced diet :)
Yov're right |'m pivoting to pie e^ting.
well i uh um i suppose thats more healthy by definition of it might have more ingredients including maybe perhaps a vegetable