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▶︎ A Rebel↔lion Is Being Organized As We Speak._
▶︎ I Should Make A Pol↔l. For Democracy And Al↔l._
▶︎ My Chest Hair Is Constantly Under Threat By My Moirail. Should I Hire A Body Guard._
▶︎ They're Never Going To Be Able To Identify My Body After That._
▶︎ I Considered It. Purchased One, Even._ ▶︎ The Bre↔eze Fe↔els Nice On My Chest Hairs._
▶︎ I Shal↔l Put A Disclaimer That At Least One Of My Employers Would Not Cause Harm To Me. Not Physical, At Least._ ▶︎ I Fear He Believes My Twink Identity Is Up For Debate. So There's That._
▶︎ 1: True._ ▶︎ 2: Scandalous._ ▶︎ 3: Caught You Lo↔oking._
▶︎ I'm Shy._ ▶︎ But Also The Point Of Reference Is My Chosen Display Image._
▶︎ Perhaps They're Cre↔eping On Me._
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ l◕ud rechitt
Life hack: bite y0ur partners t0ngue 0r lip at the beginning 0f sex s0 y0u can taste their bl00d f0r the wh0le rest 0f the thing #nsfw
♦️█ ░ did y0u kn0w breaking a neck 0nly takes ab0ut 1000 t0 1250 f00t-p0unds 0f t0rque t0 reliably fracture the cervicals 0f a l0be stem? that kind 0f f0rce can get applied just fr0m a vessel bl0ckage. a bit 0f a strike. an 00psie. an accident. when y0ure rattling. be sure t0 clearly c0mmunicate what it is y0u expect y0ur twink t0 survive and f0r h0w l0ng. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ alth0ugh admittedly...if y0uve been in there f0r f0ur days...y0u are pr0bably the 0nly 0ne c0ming 0ut...even if the twink survived... ▒ ▓❤️
▶︎ Gon↔na Cal↔l Myself A Twink To Rat↔tle The Of↔fice._
▶︎ No, But I Understand The Ap↔peal._
▶︎ Which Is More Intriguing: Astronomy Or Astrology._
▶︎ Oh Great. The Flayed One™ Is Speaking Again._
[OHHHHH YEAH THAT MAKE$ MORE $EN$E]
▶︎ Felt The Twinks I Know Might Ap↔preciate The Sentiment._
▶︎ It's Hard Being A Twink._
I Am Always Saying This.
▶︎ Soft-launching My Twink Identity Didn't Go As Plan↔ned._ ▶︎ Recalibrating._
▶︎ Some Of Your Posting Habits Match The Results So Wel↔l That Taking The Test At Al↔l Se↔ems Redundant._ ▶︎ We Be↔en Knew, As They Say._
▶︎ Survey Says My Red Flag Is Distance._ ▶︎ Maybe So._
▶︎ Yes._ ▶︎ I Am Counting My Thumbs._
▶︎ Hatched That Way._ ▶︎ Maybe Cursed, Depending On How You Like It._
▶︎ Would I Stil↔l Be Liked If One Lo↔oked To A Dark Hal↔l And In The Do↔orway You Simply Se↔e Al↔l Twelve (12) Of My Fingers Slowly Fal↔ling In Line On The Frame._ ▶︎ Low Mechanical Hum Overhead, By The Way._
▶︎ I Had It 'easier' Than Some Others, I Wil↔l Admit._ ▶︎ But Namely, On One Oc↔casion His Cabinet Keys Were... Misplaced. And So I Was Sent To Get A Copy Made Of My Own. He Wanted Pictures As Progres↔s Updates, Every 20 Minutes. Face Included._ ▶︎ Natural↔ly, Pay Was Deducted For The Time It To↔ok To Get That Done, Alongside His Last Minute Demands For A Meal From His Local Favourite. Peak Hours In The Sweltering Heat. A Go↔od Two Hours Or So Deducted. Natural↔ly.__
▶︎ This Sounds Like One Of My Old Bos↔ses._
\ i >< i / #juniorrebadgedyou!
IT'S NOT CREEPY TO RE-READ THE ROLEPLAY YOU HAD TODAY OR ANYDAY OF THE DAY, IT'S JUST MEANS THAT SHIT SMACKED GOOD.
he’s ri88ed for my pleasure now
8īts cāllēd chārāctēr būīldīng ēxxpērtīēncēs økāy
၄⋆၃ exaxtly i xannot just summon the information all the information is very spexifix and triggered by spexifix situations
you know far be it from me to be the one to say anything i think maybe troll romance is just sort of like that sometimes and i am definitely so far removed from being an expert that i really have no place commenting at all so were gonna condense it all into one vague rambling paragraph but i might be slightly mildly a little bit perhaps partially concerned #dashwatching
၄⋆၃ matesprit doesnt know many things but its ok bexause i know a plethora of useless information dot dot dot :) i xannot xonjure any stupid faxts right now but just know theyre there for when i need them
▶︎ The Council Expres↔ses Concern At The Outcome Of Ingesting Blo↔od That Sometimes Tips The Scovil Scale._
▶︎ The Council Wil↔l Deliberate On This._
▶︎ My Hand Is Shaking, Hovering Over The Mediate Option._
▶︎ You Want Me To Acquire New Flesh So Badly._
▶︎ This Fe↔els Like An Advertisement._
Ⓧ I need to cuddle him but disgustingly. Engulf him. Leave no room for escape but like Idk on a cold hard floor cause it's hot as shit. Ⓧ
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ abbat t◕ get licked again
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
\ ? >< ? / #requesting...?
▶︎ It's Only Lonely When The Hivedash Trol↔l Doesn't Notify Me Of Their Ar↔rival Due To, Wel↔l, Dying._ ▶︎ Unsure What My Preferences Has To Do With This, Or Your..proclivities For Col↔lecting Trol↔ls. But I Sup↔pose I Am Fine With Both._
▶︎ Play Thumb War With Me._ ▶︎ I Promise I Wil↔l Drag My Fingers Over Your Palm At The Start._ ▶︎ Like Chelicerae._
▶︎ I Was Aware Of The Force Required For Such An Act, Yes. Though, This Is Entirely Ir↔relevant To This Chit↔t._ ▶︎ Nevertheles↔s, It Is Certainly Something To Think About. Don't Think My Moirail Would Like Me Having This Information Floating About In Relative Close Reach._ ▶︎ That Last Bit Is Quite Curious. It Almost Sounds Like Some Sex Dungeon Scenario. Almost._
▶︎ Slowly Curling Each Finger Like An Arachnid._
▶︎ The Ro↔ots Se↔em To Like The Courieradicaters._ ▶︎ One Could Say, Maybe, That They Are Packed With Nutrients._
▶︎ Love Is A Destructive Force._ ▶︎ But Also Yes, Swe↔et._
▶︎ There Are Frequently Other Lines Of Com↔munication I Have Ac↔ces↔s To._ ▶︎ If Not, There's Video Or Dna Evidence. Witnes↔ses, Etc._
▶︎ I Like Reading Trol↔ls' Chit↔ts Back To Them During Inter↔rogations._
▶︎ It Is Go↔od To Se↔e Delivery Folk On Here That Have Their Wits About Them._
▶︎ Hm. I Have At↔tracted The At↔tention Of The One Known As Hate Bot._
▶︎ Only Handposting I Can Of↔fer At The Moment Is That I Have Six Fingers On Both Hands._ ▶︎ Yes They Are Al↔l Ful↔ly Functional._
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
▶︎ Sorting Paperwork Kind Of Night._ ▶︎ Quick, Someone How You Say, ' Get Up To Some Shit. '_
▶︎ My Niche Is Being The #cof↔fe↔e Guy At Work._ ▶︎ Sometimes The #cursed One. The #fuckedupdimensionas↔s One._ ▶︎ Could Have One Regarding My Hands. Unsure._
▶︎ Okay. Wel↔l._ ▶︎ You Got Me There._
▶︎ My Scis↔sors Are Big↔ger._
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
Ⓧ More sustenance. Maybe from some other big bitches. And push-ups. Ⓧ
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
▶︎ My Apologies For Your Inclination Towards Those Predisposed To Having Large Pectorals._
▶︎ This One Has Sentimental Value To Me._
▶︎ They Hate When I Bring This Mug To The Of↔fice._
▶︎ I Mean..._ ▶︎ Dying Is Quite Inconvenient._
▶︎ Note To Self: Isolation With Select Tunes On Repeat._
▶︎ They Hate When I Tap My Fingers On The Desk. The Ad↔ded Beat Se↔ems To Rile Them Up._
▶︎ Not Even The Waf↔fle Hive Is Safe Smh._
▶︎ My Com↔mute To Work Isn't So Bad Until I Exit The Dimension™._ ▶︎ The Rest Of The Planet Is To↔o Hot._
▶︎ Deathblight Isn't That Bad Just Tough It Out._
▶︎ Okay, Maybe I Shouldn't Make Jokes About The Deliverytrol↔l._ ▶︎ But In My Defense, Which I Don't Real↔ly Ne↔ed, He Also Did Not Read The Sign._
▶︎ Not In The Conventional Sense, No._
▶︎ Wel↔l, I Wouldn't Say It's Evil._ ▶︎ But It Does Give Much To Com↔ment On._
▶︎ Have You Ever Taken A Bub↔ble Bath With Your Life On The Line._
▶︎ Lost Another Hivedasher Again._ ▶︎ I Wrote The Drop Of↔f Instructions Clearly._ ▶︎ " No Contact Delivery; Leave At The Tre↔e With Eyes. Do Not Cros↔s The Tre↔e."_ ▶︎ Gues↔s What They Did._
▶︎ I Would Hate That Chit↔t To↔o._ ▶︎ Fuck That Tre↔e._
▶︎ Was Requested (told) To Not Put Scarlet Rot In My Cof↔fe↔e Creamer Bot↔tle At Work To We↔ed Out Who The Thief Is. How Wil↔l I Continue With These Stringent Conditions. No Fre↔edom Of Expres↔sion._
၄⋆၃ this is terrifying and bone xhilling keep up the great work
▶︎ Sure._
▶︎ With Gloves, I Hope._ ▶︎ Not For Wor↔ry Of Tampering, But For Sanitary Reasons._ ▶︎ He Se↔emed The Type To Have Pages Stuck Together._
▶︎ I Love Cof↔fe↔e. Yes I Am That Coworker._ ▶︎ Do Not Speak To Me Until The First Sip._ ▶︎ Unles↔s The Topic Is Cof↔fe↔e Flavours. Then, I Might Oblige._
▶︎ Someone In This Of↔fice Has Be↔en Using My Cof↔fe↔e Creamer._
▶︎ Hel↔lhole Of Rot And Gros↔s Monsters In The Video Game Cal↔led Elden Ring._
▶︎ Not Near My Vacation Hive, Though._
▶︎ Some Trol↔ls Ne↔ed To Be Condemned To Caelid._
Ⓧ It's okay you can say I'm one of the good ones. Ⓧ
It Is vEry dArk OUt...
▶︎ Hel↔lo, Distant Memory From 18 Hours Ago._
▶︎ Is This 'pg' Similar To 'lg'. Regardles↔s, I Am Not Wor↔ried. Whether You Al↔l Car↔ry On As You Do Normal↔ly Or Not Does Not Af↔fect Me._
▶︎ Interesting Image. You Must Be One Of Those Humans I've Heard Talk Of. Unles↔s You Are A Flarper._ ▶︎ How Do You Fare._
▶︎ I Se↔em To Have Joined During The Slower Hours Of The Night. Oh Wel↔l._ ▶︎ Hel↔lo, Chit↔tr._
Ⓧ You told me to stop bending down to you! Now I gotta crane my neck over my chest. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Oh that's nice. Smoothies are always good. Got a favorite you like to make? Ⓧ
Ⓧ I've been faaaaantastic how have you been Himero? Ⓧ
Ⓧ She acting like I didn't just give her a whole fruit salad. Ⓧ
Ⓧ She don't even be liking anyone fr what's all this. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ? Britny has recruited my matesprit into her army?? On his shoulder tweaking her little antennae and I know she's talkin mad shit. Ⓧ
is anyone? (who's attracted to women)
🤝
a true all7!
its SPREADING like a fire in a barnyard, bro! you caught it. i caught it. EVERYONE caught it!
|m keep|ng u |n my thots :(
[HOLY $HIT WILL THE E#ONOMY $TILL BE THE $AME AFTER THI$ WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY KELDAM #AEGAR$]
r u gonnA b ok
HAHA. ME FOLLOW L4ST. ONLY OF STRONGEST OF STRONG. USE 2? FUTURE F4GHT L4ST.
stop calling yourself a ‘freak’ for having like, two kinks i don’t even need to google. get some fetishes. grow up. it’s fine to be a vanilla bitch but don’t call yourself a freak for wanting to get your hair pulled. #nsfw #directposting
Ⓧ I'm plagued with knowing trolls that give me severe cuteness aggression and I need to squeeze them. Ⓧ
Ⓧ You saw my hands the whole time during the Uno rounds. Saw my ass during mario kart. ;^) Ⓧ
Hehe. #positive
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꒰𓇼 I AM NOT DOING THAT ISNT THRE LIKE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS 𓇼꒱
Ⓧ Yeah he's right you gotta be a lil moe with it. And nicies. Ⓧ
RELAX, PRINCESS. DADDY WILL BE BACK IN THE OFFICE IN A FEW DAYS.
Ⓧ Kidnap a guy, stare at him while he makes goofy jokes about being kidnapped, kiss him at fake out knife point, ????, profit. That's what I did now I'm dating one. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sound like you wanna kiss about it. While choking me, of course. Ⓧ
Göt änÿ süggëstïöns? @rëvërbërätëÏnvëstïgätör
Have You Ever Played A Game Of Mancala W|th Your L|fe On The L|ne?
Ⓧ I did cheat at marrio kart. Not Monopoly tho. Important distinction. I think we should talk about uno though because the meme I made about it is still funny. Ⓧ
c< ill try, yOu as well, DaMieN >c
c< yeaH, iM gONNa get sOMe rest NOw, i guess, taKe care everyONe! >c
Ⓧ I would have said yes but my situationship with a previous kidnappee is potentially serious. I'll put in a good word about you to my friends tho. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Want a golden carriage now? Maybe some mediculler martens? Ⓧ
no problem!
nice!
c< Of cOurse! >c
Ⓧ Spoken like a true detective. But I feel more inclined to test this theory now. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I think he lowkey likes when I say gay shit though. Ⓧ
c< cONgrats! >c
~~~literally me, like, twQ nights agQ. cQngrats!~~~
Ⓧ Mine's a cerulean detective who kept telling me to stop saying gay shit. He's pretty cute. Ⓧ
Ⓧ That's crazy I also have a matesprit now. What a coincidence! Ⓧ
♡That’s Wonderful Dear! I Hope The Two Of You Have A Long And Happy Matespritship.♡
to see the suunn.. glitter so eleganntly. atop the suurface of the water.. sparklinng, shimmerinng splenndor.
Ⓧ Campaign paused. I've become privy to some critical information. Won't change the stance tho brb. Ⓧ
>> ¡ th¡nk everyone can dreડડ aડ M¡ku
Ⓧ Miku is cute and so am I. Also bro idk my fat fucking jugs would look good being barely held back by her fit. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Should I dress up as Miku for him? I'm bisexual now btw. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sometimes when you kidnap someone you learn things about yourself. I sure did. Learned a lot. Grew, even. Ⓧ
" Bitches " Love Me For My Famously Stable Mental State.
Ënäblë thë wörst ïn pëöplë cäüsë Ï mäkë mönëy öff ït.
Bëïng än ädült ön Ältërnïä? Crïngë Änd älsö üsüällÿ ïllëgäl. Höw ïs thät häppënïng?
i like my uunniform. its very cuute.
I might hit Like In the0ry #nsfw
Ⓧ Maybe so but we played marrio kart tensions might be high. Ⓧ
Ⓧ He did. Good for him. Still should find whoever did it and pull up on em. Ⓧ
Ddamien
Ⓧ That's what I call him when he- Nah nvm he gonna fuckin kill me. Ⓧ
Hell kill y0u regardless
Ⓧ I been busy with a certain someone whose name starts with D and ends in Damien. Did my dice rollin friend get his shit back? Lemme check. Ⓧ
btw bois can hav titties 2 jus becuz they arent flat dnt mean it makes dem any less masculine >:/
((This is not relevant and not a correction or anything. Mostly I'm sharing this because I find it funny. Is that I didn't even think of midbloods because I'm not really a hiveswap fan and midblood is never used in homestuck lmao. That being said when looking it up I also found what counts as a midblood discourse so I'm glad to see some consistency.))
Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ
Ⓧ That blueblood is very booty bothered that I said some trolls lactate. Yall I think they're jealous? Ⓧ
everytime i do see a pair of tits i do want to honk them and i will not apologize for being me
Ⓧ I see what's happening now. You're jealous you're not getting milked. Ⓧ
Bl00ding
/)h damn then abs/)lutely take y/)ur sweet time /)ff. w/)rk is t/)/) b/)ring anyways
>> Aડ doeડ tend to happen :P
>> H¡ Dam¡en :)) ¡ th¡nk ¡'ve been gett¡ng ડome p¡t¡eડ from the ડame Gamzee :? Probab1y not aડ many
You D|srespect The Holy Grounds Of Monopoly W|th Your Compuls|ve Kleptoman|a. L|ke A Unneutered Barkbeast That Can't Help Hump|ng The Ma|lman Leg, Your Lack Of D|sc|pl|ne D|sgusts Me.
Ⓧ What did he mean by that. 'Feeling ready' what are we talking aboutttttt Ⓧ
If y0u didnt like him y0u w0u0dnt care
t.they call me vaguwuely ouoff puwut.tt.ting
Thïs ïs why thëy ïnvëntëd mönëy läündërïng.
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
Ⓧ You want to piss me off SO BAD. And your ass is fat enough. Ⓧ
D0uchebiteable
#thec𖦏llecti𖦏n
s/)me /)f y/)u are really easily c/)nvinced and it’s kind /)f crazy it’s like y/)u guys have the survival instincts /)f a r/)ck
Ⓧ How you manage to ride the line between getting me excited and being a fucking downer is honestly kinda amazing. You pmo Ⓧ
Ⓧ Touché. Whatever man. I wanna play Monopoly next time too btw. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Think about a better strategy in backgammon for next time. 😏 Ⓧ
Jüst bëcäüsë Ï'm fückïng äröünd döësn't mëän ÿöü shöüldn't hïrë më. Hïrë më. Ï lïkë mönëy.
Ⓧ Sometimes. And ONLY sometimes. The solution is not kidnapping. Ⓧ
Nëw büsïnëss pröpösäl https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/76917508cbbë.png
My cürrënt jöb ïsn't ëvën ïllëgäl büt Ï bët ït'd pïss ä löt öf pëöplë öff.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mouse trap and sorry would be peak irony. ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! when im kidnapping, i usually have us play settlers of culltan or rainbow drinker: the masquerade! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its great because iiii get to choose! }>u<{ <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Whën yöü cän stïll fëël hïs händ ön ÿöür fäcë. (ïts bëcäüsë ïts brüïsëd)
Interesting. #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow
real
Thë sëcrët tö rägë bäïtïng ïs ïf yöü cärë yöü lösë.
Wëll Ï dïdn't päy för thät.
Ï'm fäcïng thë cönsëqüëncës öf thë prëvïöüs nïghts äctïöns. #öw
Ökäy ïs ït rëälly änönymöüs ïf yöü üsë yöür qüïrk....
Ⓧ Oh! Okay let me rephrase: Does that come with being undead? Ⓧ
Ⓧ No cause he said "grab me in a way I can't open my mouth, and I won't drain you till you're lightheaded again" and now I need a trusted adult. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Yeah you'll fit right on in with the rest of them here. Ⓧ
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe or just dead. i feel nothing when i die for just a little bit.
Ⓧ That fucker bit the hell outta my tit Ⓧ
Ⓧ @reverberateInvestigator asks, or rather states: "+[U] Nothing-to-ask-just-wanted-to-be-the-first-in-your-inbox." Great. Thank you very much Damien. By the way, do you still work at the same location? @controversialMilk asked: ">> How haડ your n¡ght been go¡ng, No¡¡ડe? :))" Quite well. Surprised to see an old acquaintance join, stiff as his ass is. I'm going to be dealing with him shortly. Also hi Himero. Ⓧ v Ⓧ Anonymous asked: "What are the stitches for?" They are scars. Some self-made, some inflicted. Some a bit of both. I got a few when I was younger and more active in my old church. Might make more. Who knows. Some say the ones on my fingers feel nice on their skin. #selfharm #self-harm #nsfw ((ooc note: I will make a better pic showing how they actually look eventually™ )) Another anon: "favorite color" I like all of them. The more saturated the better. Not too much of a fan of white. Ⓧ
Ⓧ For the curious: https://forms.gle/WmyDnnX8fyo7Sgez7 Ⓧ
(( no worries!
c< aigHt twO vOtes 4 fireball, gOOd 2 KNOw >c
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Ï shöüld ädd ättëmptïng tö mürdër më ön my lïst öf sërvïcës sö Ï cän ät lëäst gët päïd.
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c< Nice 2 Meet yOu as well! >c
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