hey y'all soo i need soome advice. soo foor coontext, i had this giant ass lithium battery. and when i say that it was giant i mean it was the size oof my face. noow the thing was busted too all hell, practically explooded, soo i needed too throow it away. noow, usually i throow all oof my trash intoo the oocean because i hate thoose sea dwellin', poosh, fuck faces. and that's exactly what i did. i threw the damned thing intoo the oocean while thinkin' aboout hoow funny it woould be if it started soome kinda nuclear fall oout foor sea dwellers. but early this moornin' i saw a videoo aboout hoow oocean poollutioon is sloowly killin' turtles. noow i doon't care if a highblooood is gettin' fucked up mutatioons froom that lithium battery but i sure feel bad foor them turtles. any way foor me too soome hoow scoooop it up?
∘☽ Suggestion, don't throw it into the ocean in the first place. ☾∘
t)(anks to your brave efforts s)(itblood im gonna make sure us seadwellers forcefeed all your lit)(ium batteries youve been dumpin down t)(ere to every turtle we find and turn em into little walkin bombs. you ever see lit)(ium explode by t)(e way? its quite t)(e s)(ow. god, w)(en i t)(ink about t)(ose turtle giblets goin everyw)(ere, it R-----EALLY gets me in a fuckin mood! )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a! )(ttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/0nrsoMs-EMNU/maxresdefault.jpg
∘☽ For even thinking of polluting the ocean!! ☾∘
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat about the seals? (Ó ᴥ Ò) gyuu are just littering, most modern seadwellers aren't even committed to the underwater life... gyuu are destroying the environment... GYUU ARE BAD!!